Cellarity Day - what is it?

Trilby · 02-23-2011, 07:24 AM

What is this day of Cellarity you all have been preparing for? what is customary to celebrate it?

and happy birthday for REELS, DanaC!

Shawnee123 · 02-23-2011, 07:47 AM

Should we borrow a bit from Festivus and host the airing of the grievances? Nah, we pretty much air our grievances willy-nilly.

I've made a hat out of a cement block. For effect, I've put a little basement mold on part of it. People are looking at me weird, and I'm having a hard time keeping my head up.

Here is a pic of the prototype. I've improved upon the original design.

monster · 02-23-2011, 07:58 AM

WAAAAAAARARAWAGHGRRARARARGAH!

Shawnee123 · 02-23-2011, 07:59 AM

Is that the official battle cry of Cellarity Day?

monster · 02-23-2011, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Is that the official battle cry of Cellarity Day?

ohya

footfootfoot · 02-23-2011, 08:01 AM

I missed the IPO of cellarity day. What's the deal, am I supposed to take a picture of my dick or something? I didn't get the memo.

Shawnee123 · 02-23-2011, 08:03 AM

It's in the TPS Report, for which you neglected to add a cover sheet. You have only yourself to blame.

footfootfoot · 02-23-2011, 08:05 AM

Look, I had a meeting with the Bobs...

Spexxvet · 02-23-2011, 08:10 AM

I'm gonna have to go ahead and remind you that Cellarity Day means posting full frontal nude self portraits. Shaw, Begin.

Shawnee123 · 02-23-2011, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

I'm gonna have to go ahead and remind you that Cellarity Day means posting full frontal nude self portraits. Shaw, Begin.

You know so much better than that, Spexx. Even on this most glorious day of celebration...that level of quality costs much more than some plastic beads or some prodding posts (snort, I said "prodding.")

Nice try though!

Spexxvet · 02-23-2011, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

You know so much better than that, Spexx. Even on this most glorious day of celebration...that level of quality costs much more than some plastic beads or some prodding posts (snort, I said "prodding.")

Nice try though!

I have some nice gas-o-line for you, if you'll only come to the dark side.

Shawnee123 · 02-23-2011, 08:12 AM

If you could, say, come in on Sunday...that'd be great.

You need to catch up on the Cellarity Initiative.

unrelated story: (My friend was asked at her job yesterday if she "valued" her job...as a cashier making minimum wage. She was tempted to say "sure as much as I'm valued" but keeps her mouth shut because the mom and pop grocery owns their very nice apartment and it's a hop skip and a jump to work.)

Shawnee123 · 02-23-2011, 08:27 AM

Gas is as good as gold. How much do you have?

Spexxvet · 02-23-2011, 08:33 AM

3 ounces of 24 karat octane. It'll blow your socks off.

Shawnee123 · 02-23-2011, 08:34 AM

3 ounces? You're right, that might get my socks to come off, but nothing else.

02-23-2011, 07:24 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Cellarity Day - what is it? What is this day of Cellarity you all have been preparing for? what is customary to celebrate it? and happy birthday for REELS, DanaC! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-23-2011, 07:47 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Should we borrow a bit from Festivus and host the airing of the grievances? Nah, we pretty much air our grievances willy-nilly. I've made a hat out of a cement block. For effect, I've put a little basement mold on part of it. People are looking at me weird, and I'm having a hard time keeping my head up. Here is a pic of the prototype. I've improved upon the original design. Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-23-2011, 07:58 AM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	WAAAAAAARARAWAGHGRRARARARGAH! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-23-2011, 07:59 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Is that the official battle cry of Cellarity Day? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-23-2011, 08:01 AM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I missed the IPO of cellarity day. What's the deal, am I supposed to take a picture of my dick or something? I didn't get the memo. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-23-2011, 08:03 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	It's in the TPS Report, for which you neglected to add a cover sheet. You have only yourself to blame. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-23-2011, 08:05 AM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Look, I had a meeting with the Bobs... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-23-2011, 08:10 AM	#9
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I'm gonna have to go ahead and remind you that Cellarity Day means posting full frontal nude self portraits. Shaw, Begin. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

02-23-2011, 08:12 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If you could, say, come in on Sunday...that'd be great. You need to catch up on the Cellarity Initiative. unrelated story: (My friend was asked at her job yesterday if she "valued" her job...as a cashier making minimum wage. She was tempted to say "sure as much as I'm valued" but keeps her mouth shut because the mom and pop grocery owns their very nice apartment and it's a hop skip and a jump to work.) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-23-2011, 08:27 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Gas is as good as gold. How much do you have? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-23-2011, 08:33 AM	#14
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	3 ounces of 24 karat octane. It'll blow your socks off. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

02-23-2011, 08:34 AM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	3 ounces? You're right, that might get my socks to come off, but nothing else. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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