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Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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The Burger King is Dead!
Thank God.
Burger King is finally getting rid of that creepy mascot of theirs. Those commercials started to get kind of psycho.
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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At least the King just fucks with stoned people, not like he's a pedophile in a clown suit or anything.
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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That's not blood, it's ketchup...
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
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I mentioned it elsewhere. Search it.
Ronald McDonald has been haunting my dreams. He just stands there, all shiny and smiley. Waving at me. Or is he? Freaking fuck. |
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
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how could anyone look at JWG as clown and NOT know he was a serial killer??
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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If I did, however, the punchline would be something like... 'and you thought they were BEEF!'
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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You could be completely accurate and say "...and you thought they were American beef." And not be making a joke.
I heard a guy say one time "What's more American than McDonald's and WalMart?". Well, just about everything.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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mcDonalds is all into Local here. They're all about Michigan eggs. Maybe stick to breakfast?
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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We get our eggs from a local ten million chicken egg "farm" not from some ten million chicken egg "farm" that is on the other side of the country.
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
Posts: 2,259
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Long live the King!
They made it legal to raise chickens in the city limits here. All of our outdoorsy, granolay co-workers immediately put up chicken coops, not realizing the rate at which chickens produce eggs. We will never have to pay for eggs ever again... |
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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One of the LTAs at school keeps chickens.
She had to electrify her fence after a fox decided to include her in its rounds, so for a while she was asking for "donations" when she brough in a basket of eggs. It's paid off now, but I still slip her a little bit of money for feed and so on. Much cheaper than buying them, and I get first dibs and can nab the smalls ones (the large ones make the 'rents poacher overflow) AND I know they are raised in very happy conditions. The yolks are SO BRIGHT! If I bought scrambled eggs that colour in a cafe I'd swear they added food colouring...
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Yes, they are fast learners and can be quite clever.
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