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09-21-2011, 11:49 AM | #1 |
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My Black Kitty Kat
...sits on top of my modem b/c it's FREE HEAT so that makes her a socialist piglet (catlet).
I'm calling the welfare office on her right now! I'm sure they'll want to know about this heat-sucking jobless, benefit-getting loafer. at my eta: oh, yeah. And of course it's the black girl!! Shameless hussie!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
09-21-2011, 11:50 AM | #2 |
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We need tough legislation. At least a lil. Are we gonna?
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09-21-2011, 11:52 AM | #3 |
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NO FREE HEAT FOR BLACK CATS!!!
I'll work on a sign we can carry outside the courthouse... also, I'm going to a 12 step meeting right now and I expect to return brimming with the milk of human kindness in about an hour...but still, no free heat. I WORK for that heat, godddammmit!!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
09-21-2011, 11:54 AM | #4 |
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that needed a warning. I'mm'a sue the govt for a new computer now I spit coke all over mine because of the socialist free-loading feline
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09-21-2011, 11:58 AM | #5 |
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When that cat wins the lottery, do you think she'll give a DIME back to the system?
No, no she won't. I'm so angry. |
09-21-2011, 12:03 PM | #6 |
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Who is paying for her lottery ticket, that's what I want to know?
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09-21-2011, 12:08 PM | #7 |
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There's a secret program, a test program at this point, that distributes money to po' people so they can play the lottery. The thinking is that if they WIN the lottery they'll boost the economy. Those black velvet Elvis paintings aren't buying themselves. If they don't win the lottery they're still boosting the economy by putting that money into the Stop~N~Robs.
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09-21-2011, 01:19 PM | #8 |
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Sorry Bri, but I have to say in this case it is poor parenting.
I know exactly where Diz is when I am on my computer - on my shoulder. Yes it "restricts" my freedom. Yes it can affect my "social" life. Irregardless of that, at least he gets good human warmth and isn't relying on an "electronic" babysitter. I sometimes wonder why people bother to have cats when all they seem to do is complain about how there a nuisance or act like they aren't even there. Not being personal of course.
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09-21-2011, 11:50 PM | #9 | |
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Quote:
carry on.
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09-21-2011, 05:55 PM | #10 |
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I...I don't know what to say.
I'm hurt.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
09-22-2011, 09:42 AM | #11 | |
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I'm trying to figure out how that wasn't a slam...but I'm having trouble.
Please to enlighten, Sundae? Oh, and thanks V! Nails on a chalkboard: Quote:
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09-22-2011, 02:49 AM | #12 |
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I'm a little worried now, V.
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09-22-2011, 11:06 AM | #13 |
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it's my Achilles ear, that's all. I knew what you meant, but it hurt me in my brain a little anyhow. It's not you, it's me. and now it's gone.
Cheers!
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09-22-2011, 02:54 AM | #14 |
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Black cat?
She's a WITCH!
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
09-22-2011, 11:12 AM | #15 |
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um, I think Sundae was joking ...on both counts..... she used irregardless deliberately..... she was mocking the people she was impersonating sorta thing?
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