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Old 01-17-2012, 10:51 AM   #1
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Important work-related question
Our office is getting a visit from John Cena (WWF wrestler and actor) next Monday. He is getting awarded for his many hundreds of wishes that he has granted for us.
Only a few people here will be able to ask him questions since it will be a very busy schedule and there will be press here as well.

My question is:

Should I blow him DURING the meeting or just follow him when he goes to the bathroom? lol
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Old 01-17-2012, 11:20 AM   #2
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Any reason why you can't do both?
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Old 01-17-2012, 11:22 AM   #3
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Any reason why you can't do both?
I don't want to suck up too much of his...time.
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Old 01-17-2012, 11:43 AM   #4
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Pecs or it didn't happen.
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Old 01-17-2012, 11:48 AM   #5
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Old 01-17-2012, 11:59 AM   #6
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Shel, can you just ride along in his pants?
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Old 01-17-2012, 12:01 PM   #7
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As important as it might seem to you, Sheldon, this man is there for charity. And a charity you work for. For shame!

Only blow him during the meeting if you can get a press deal.
And then give the money to Make A Wish.

But fuck him in the bathroom no strings attached.
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Old 01-17-2012, 12:04 PM   #8
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As important as it might seem to you, Sheldon, this man is there for charity. And a charity you work for. For shame!

Only blow him during the meeting if you can get a press deal.
And then give the money to Make A Wish.

But fuck him in the bathroom no strings attached.
FINALLY! Someone who UNDERSTANDS me! lol
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Old 01-17-2012, 01:49 PM   #9
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Butt fuck him in the bathroom no strings attached.
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Old 01-17-2012, 01:44 PM   #10
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May I respectfully ask your permission to apply for the position of fag hag?
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Old 01-17-2012, 03:53 PM   #11
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May I respectfully ask your permission to apply for the position of fag hag?
You may. :-)
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:55 PM   #12
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He was SOOOOOOO nice, i let him go unscathed! :-)
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:07 PM   #13
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He was SOOOOOOO nice, i let him go unsheathed! :-)
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:41 PM   #14
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You know me so well! lol
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Old 01-23-2012, 06:14 PM   #15
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But fuck him in the bathroom no strings attached.
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He was SOOOOOOO nice, i let him go unscathed! :-)
Sh'yeah right...The fact that he could scrunch his butt cheeks and rip off your dick had no bearing (baring?) on the matter...

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