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03-14-2012, 01:39 PM | #1 |
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Reasons to welcome the apocalypse
All phones and other communication devices will be out of commission: landlines, cell phones, pagers, faxes, email, ipads, ipods, ipuds, ipids, and ipeds will not work.
If you want to talk to me you better start climbing over the dead bodies. For what reasons are YOU going to welcome the apocalypse? |
03-14-2012, 02:09 PM | #2 |
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Mostly bills
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03-14-2012, 02:22 PM | #3 |
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I thought it came and went, and no one noticed... wasn't it called "Y2K" ?
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03-14-2012, 02:23 PM | #4 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Isn't that some kind of lubricant?
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03-14-2012, 02:39 PM | #5 |
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My additional layers of fat will suddenly become a tremendous benefit.
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03-14-2012, 07:09 PM | #6 |
Старый сержант
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But the first rule of the zombie apocalypse is cardio.
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03-14-2012, 02:40 PM | #7 |
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No one will tell me that smoking will kill me.
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03-14-2012, 06:01 PM | #8 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
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No more daylight savings time.
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03-14-2012, 06:21 PM | #9 |
Doctor Wtf
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Come on, Infi. It may or Mayan not happen.
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03-14-2012, 06:37 PM | #10 |
still says videotape
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I would like the quiet afterwards and the pot, people prefer post-apocalyptic pot, it goes well with the many cheeses of the apocalypse.
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03-14-2012, 07:54 PM | #11 |
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I imagine there'll be a lot of NRA member quite happy about the fact that they finally have a legitimate reason for their arsenals.
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03-14-2012, 10:07 PM | #12 |
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Prostitution becomes legal everywhere!
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