Your Coolness Quotient

lumberjim · 05-20-2016, 11:17 AM

Wanna find out how cool you are?

This is a game I came up with on the Harley forum, where it's important to be cool.

Here's how it works:

1. We all come up with rules and assign values to them
2. After we have a good long list of rules, we score ourselves honestly and post our quotient
3. Max value for a rule is +100, min is -100
4. Repeated rules will be averaged.
5. No arguing over values. If you don't like a rule or a value, repeat the rule and give it your own value.
6. You can only post a rule once per person. (no posting 10 times for the same rule in order to tilt the scales)

OK?

+10 for having facial hair
-50 for driving a minivan
+25 for having a tattoo
+5 for each additional tattoo
-50 for frosted hair (male)
-75 for a man bun
-13 for being left handed

get creative. when we tire of writing rules and bullshitting, I will ask for a volunteer that has time to compile the list of rules, work out the averages and post the scoring system. Then we'll find out who is the coolest of the cool!

I bet it will be bruce

(no wagering. this is for entertainment porpoises only)

xoxoxoBruce · 05-20-2016, 12:03 PM

You lose 2 Cellar Gold bitcoins. I don't even have a reference for this "cool" you speak off, although I have been called cold.

glatt · 05-20-2016, 12:14 PM

-10 for having facial hair
+50 for driving a minivan
-25 for having a tattoo
-5 for each additional tattoo
+50 for frosted hair (male)
+75 for a man bun
+13 for being left handed

[/just kidding]

Griff · 05-20-2016, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You lose 2 Cellar Gold bitcoins. I don't even have a reference for this "cool" you speak off, although I have been called cold.

which classic GM autos have you crashed?

lumberjim · 05-20-2016, 12:18 PM

plick!

Griff · 05-20-2016, 03:51 PM

You dudes all carry off cool. You keep it damn real.
+50 significant tool collection.

glatt · 05-20-2016, 04:04 PM

+5 for each self made tool

Griff · 05-20-2016, 04:12 PM

word

lumberjim · 05-20-2016, 04:15 PM

No one?

Don't think you're cool enough? The thing about this is that you get to define cool.

Cmon, losers! This is fun!

-50 for not writing any of these rules

Undertoad · 05-20-2016, 05:35 PM

+20 play an instrument
modifiers:
+5 electric guitar or bass
+5 acoustic guitar only if you know more than 4 chords
-5 woodwinds (except alto, tenor sax)

+40 can pilot a plane
+30 can pilot a boat

Undertoad · 05-20-2016, 05:40 PM

+5 have recent mobile phone
modifier:
-50 It's a Windows phone

classicman · 05-20-2016, 06:05 PM

+50 if you can harvest your own food.
+25 if willing to admit being a lefty
- 10 for being a soccer dad.
+50 for volunteering
-50 if you wear your pants below your ass
- 25 if you button the top button.
-100 socks on the beach
- 25 hat backwards
-10,000 if you modify your car to make MORE noise.
+100 if you hold/open doors for ladies

lumberjim · 05-20-2016, 06:42 PM

Good ones cm.

Griff · 05-21-2016, 07:53 AM

+50 build your own house
+10 your kid(s) are interesting
+20 you build stuff with your kid(s)
-25 comb-over
+5 camp in the snow
+5 hit people with swords
+10 per classic auto / bike owned past/present
+25 survived a major health scare
+25 earned doctor of anything
+25 you love the one you're with (include yourself)
-100 you have children you don't take responsibility for
+10 scar with a good story
-50 DWI conviction

DanaC · 05-21-2016, 08:51 AM

+100 if you have a bearded collie

05-20-2016, 11:17 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Your Coolness Quotient Wanna find out how cool you are? This is a game I came up with on the Harley forum, where it's important to be cool. Here's how it works: 1. We all come up with rules and assign values to them 2. After we have a good long list of rules, we score ourselves honestly and post our quotient 3. Max value for a rule is +100, min is -100 4. Repeated rules will be averaged. 5. No arguing over values. If you don't like a rule or a value, repeat the rule and give it your own value. 6. You can only post a rule once per person. (no posting 10 times for the same rule in order to tilt the scales) OK? +10 for having facial hair -50 for driving a minivan +25 for having a tattoo +5 for each additional tattoo -50 for frosted hair (male) -75 for a man bun -13 for being left handed get creative. when we tire of writing rules and bullshitting, I will ask for a volunteer that has time to compile the list of rules, work out the averages and post the scoring system. Then we'll find out who is the coolest of the cool! I bet it will be bruce (no wagering. this is for entertainment porpoises only) __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-20-2016, 12:03 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You lose 2 Cellar Gold bitcoins. I don't even have a reference for this "cool" you speak off, although I have been called cold. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-20-2016, 12:18 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	plick! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-20-2016, 03:51 PM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	You dudes all carry off cool. You keep it damn real. +50 significant tool collection. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-20-2016, 04:12 PM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	word __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-20-2016, 12:14 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	-10 for having facial hair +50 for driving a minivan -25 for having a tattoo -5 for each additional tattoo +50 for frosted hair (male) +75 for a man bun +13 for being left handed [/just kidding]

05-20-2016, 04:04 PM	#7
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	+5 for each self made tool

05-20-2016, 04:15 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	No one? Don't think you're cool enough? The thing about this is that you get to define cool. Cmon, losers! This is fun! -50 for not writing any of these rules __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-20-2016, 05:35 PM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	+20 play an instrument modifiers: +5 electric guitar or bass +5 acoustic guitar only if you know more than 4 chords -5 woodwinds (except alto, tenor sax) +40 can pilot a plane +30 can pilot a boat

05-20-2016, 05:40 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	+5 have recent mobile phone modifier: -50 It's a Windows phone

05-20-2016, 06:05 PM	#12
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	+50 if you can harvest your own food. +25 if willing to admit being a lefty - 10 for being a soccer dad. +50 for volunteering -50 if you wear your pants below your ass - 25 if you button the top button. -100 socks on the beach - 25 hat backwards -10,000 if you modify your car to make MORE noise. +100 if you hold/open doors for ladies __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-20-2016, 06:42 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Good ones cm. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-21-2016, 07:53 AM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	+50 build your own house +10 your kid(s) are interesting +20 you build stuff with your kid(s) -25 comb-over +5 camp in the snow +5 hit people with swords +10 per classic auto / bike owned past/present +25 survived a major health scare +25 earned doctor of anything +25 you love the one you're with (include yourself) -100 you have children you don't take responsibility for +10 scar with a good story -50 DWI conviction __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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