The Naked Move

Mrs. Parker · 03-15-2006, 06:26 PM

I coined this "phrase" or "move" after hearing several stories of the "naked move" in action. The scenario is as follows:

1. Female on a date with someone she has not had sex with
2. Usually a first or second date with someone the woman does not know well
3. She leaves the room to go to the bathroom, prepare drinks, etc., and returns to find the man completely naked waiting for her in the room.

What happens next according to different women is an interesting topic I'll have to write about later. (But no, not pornographic)

The stories related to me first hand featured the men sitting on the couch nude, propped in a doorway nude, sitting on a bed nude, etc.

Has any of you either heard of this, experienced this, or done this?

lumberjim · 03-15-2006, 06:46 PM

why don't you go into the other room there and make us some drinks, and when you come back i'll tell you.

Kagen4o4 · 03-15-2006, 08:30 PM

i rekon if i put bets on who would be the first person to reply to this topic it would have been 2:1 in favour of LJ and 3:1 in favour of Bri.

ive had a gf for 4 years now so if she came in a room and i was naked, shed probably walk passed me like nothing was out of the ordinary.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-15-2006, 09:17 PM

While he's sitting there naked, she returns with a cake ...and his entire family.

yesman065 · 03-16-2006, 11:21 AM

I have only heard and/or seen this on TV, but no I've never heard of anyone trying it IRL. Thats either a gutsy or really desperate move.

03-16-2006, 11:44 AM

No, I've never had someone do that on the first or second date. Men I've been in LTR's with have done it, but that's different, now isn't it? Frankly, if some guy did that to me on the first or second date, him and his clothes would be standing outside my locked front door toot sweet.

Trilby · 03-16-2006, 12:01 PM

1, 2 and 3 have all happened to me. Guess I put out the vibe.

And don't quote "put out the vibe" and then post, "among [i]other[i] things!" coz it's just not that damn funny.

PS the italics thing-y isn't working.

lumberjim · 03-16-2006, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

1, 2 and 3 have all happened to me. Guess I put out the vibe.

And don't quote "put out the vibe" and then post, "among [i]other[i] things!" coz it's just not that damn funny.

PS the italics thing-y isn't working.

you forgot your back slash in the end thinger.

Pie · 03-16-2006, 12:42 PM

I know a guy who goes to take a quick shower, then strategically drops the towel on his way back to get changed... Says it always works.

Not that I'd know.

barefoot serpent · 03-16-2006, 01:47 PM

I'm waiting for the Teddy Kennedy memoir to be published.

fargon · 03-16-2006, 04:31 PM

I'm always nekked, Iwuz hatched that way?

Mrs. Parker · 03-16-2006, 05:39 PM

Well, a male friend of mine named Puffy (not the rapper) told me that it's purely a numbers game for men. Although (he claims) he has never used this move, he thought that for every 9 women who are disgusted and throw the guy out, there's always one woman who will say, "okay." Statistically, he thought the move had validity.

His theory seems somewhat correct. Two of the women who told me about their experience were horrified and ordered the guys out --- but one of them, a divorced lady in her 40's who hadn't had sex in eons, screwed the naked car salesmen she found on her sofa after leaving the room to make coffee. Surprisingly, none of these three women know each other or even travel in the same circles. They are different ages, backgrounds, etc. How I knew all three of these "naked move" victims baffles the mind....

richlevy · 03-16-2006, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Parker

but one of them, a divorced lady in her 40's who hadn't had sex in eons, screwed the naked car salesmen she found on her sofa after leaving the room to make coffee.

Oh, so she's met Lumberjim.

kerosene · 03-16-2006, 07:58 PM

Had this happen to me once...a little different, though.

1. Female on date.
2. Female goes upstairs to use restroom.
3. Female descends stairs to find date's roommate naked on the couch.

This was several years ago...I ended up sleeping with my date upstairs. The next morning, roommie was still naked on the couch, sleeping.

03-15-2006, 06:26 PM	#1
Mrs. Parker Mademoiselle martini Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 22	The Naked Move I coined this "phrase" or "move" after hearing several stories of the "naked move" in action. The scenario is as follows: 1. Female on a date with someone she has not had sex with 2. Usually a first or second date with someone the woman does not know well 3. She leaves the room to go to the bathroom, prepare drinks, etc., and returns to find the man completely naked waiting for her in the room. What happens next according to different women is an interesting topic I'll have to write about later. (But no, not pornographic) The stories related to me first hand featured the men sitting on the couch nude, propped in a doorway nude, sitting on a bed nude, etc. Has any of you either heard of this, experienced this, or done this?

03-15-2006, 06:46 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	why don't you go into the other room there and make us some drinks, and when you come back i'll tell you. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-15-2006, 09:17 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	While he's sitting there naked, she returns with a cake ...and his entire family. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-16-2006, 12:01 PM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	1, 2 and 3 have all happened to me. Guess I put out the vibe. And don't quote "put out the vibe" and then post, "among [i]other[i] things!" coz it's just not that damn funny. PS the italics thing-y isn't working. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-16-2006, 12:42 PM	#9
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	I know a guy who goes to take a quick shower, then strategically drops the towel on his way back to get changed... Says it always works. Not that I'd know. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-15-2006, 08:30 PM	#3
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	i rekon if i put bets on who would be the first person to reply to this topic it would have been 2:1 in favour of LJ and 3:1 in favour of Bri. ive had a gf for 4 years now so if she came in a room and i was naked, shed probably walk passed me like nothing was out of the ordinary.

03-16-2006, 11:21 AM	#5
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	I have only heard and/or seen this on TV, but no I've never heard of anyone trying it IRL. Thats either a gutsy or really desperate move.

03-16-2006, 11:44 AM	#6
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	No, I've never had someone do that on the first or second date. Men I've been in LTR's with have done it, but that's different, now isn't it? Frankly, if some guy did that to me on the first or second date, him and his clothes would be standing outside my locked front door toot sweet.

03-16-2006, 01:47 PM	#10
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	I'm waiting for the Teddy Kennedy memoir to be published.

03-16-2006, 04:31 PM	#11
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I'm always nekked, Iwuz hatched that way? __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-16-2006, 05:39 PM	#12
Mrs. Parker Mademoiselle martini Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 22	Well, a male friend of mine named Puffy (not the rapper) told me that it's purely a numbers game for men. Although (he claims) he has never used this move, he thought that for every 9 women who are disgusted and throw the guy out, there's always one woman who will say, "okay." Statistically, he thought the move had validity. His theory seems somewhat correct. Two of the women who told me about their experience were horrified and ordered the guys out --- but one of them, a divorced lady in her 40's who hadn't had sex in eons, screwed the naked car salesmen she found on her sofa after leaving the room to make coffee. Surprisingly, none of these three women know each other or even travel in the same circles. They are different ages, backgrounds, etc. How I knew all three of these "naked move" victims baffles the mind....

03-16-2006, 07:58 PM	#14
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Had this happen to me once...a little different, though. 1. Female on date. 2. Female goes upstairs to use restroom. 3. Female descends stairs to find date's roommate naked on the couch. This was several years ago...I ended up sleeping with my date upstairs. The next morning, roommie was still naked on the couch, sleeping.

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