What does THIS mean? :(

Trilby · 03-16-2006, 05:42 AM

My quasi-boyfriend is in London and has been since Jan. He's working. I emailed him yesterday and this is what it said: There may be more who offer you consolation, but I will always love you.

his reply email-You know me only too well, Sweetheart! I do find it difficult to refuse women in need
of the milk of human kindness--all the more so when they are near at hand
(as 'twere). But be assured (again) that you were/are/always will be very
dear to me, and we'll certainly have time together again once my life
resumes a more regular pattern.

I hate myself.

A lot.

limey · 03-16-2006, 05:51 AM

Why hate yourself? Surely it's is HIM you should be hating

?

Trilby · 03-16-2006, 06:17 AM

I hate myself for being such a stupid, utterly STUPID sap. He's not even cute, really. Gah!

03-16-2006, 10:13 AM

I bet he wasn't like that at the beginning, now was he, Bri? He was probably all sweep you off your feet, Mr. Wonderful. Then he started doing intermittent re-enforcement nastiness on you, right? Now he's gone, but he wants to keep you a like a fish on a stringer for whenever he gets around to coming back home. Don't hate yourself, hate HIM like Limey said. Sounds like he is an experienced practitioner of the seducer's craft and you are far from the only one who has been taken in by him.

thrillhouse · 03-18-2006, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I hate myself for being such a stupid, utterly STUPID sap. He's not even cute, really. Gah!

wyrd.

brianna, i choose to believe strongly in chemistry/pheromones. they are not urban legends. they are both a curse and the most horribly beautiful feelings you'll experience. we're not stupid. . .

. . . we're human.

Elspode · 03-18-2006, 06:51 PM

Email the bastard back with some Penthouse-quality tales of group sex, bi-curious interludes and shagging on the desk of one of your instructors at school, and then tell him you hope he's having as much fun as you are.

Then tell him that, as long as this carnal carnival is going on, you really aren't going to have much time to write to him.

Oh...and maybe find some pictures that would support your "activities", and send those along as well.

Rock Steady · 03-16-2006, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

My quasi-boyfriend is in London and has been since Jan. He's working. I emailed him yesterday and this is what it said: There may be more who offer you consolation, but I will always love you. ...

I hate myself.

A lot.

You don't hate your self, you hate some of the things you do and regret them later. Like sending him that ego-stroking email. That's just what he wants. When he comes back into town, be his doormat and let him wipe his feet on you.

No, It's OVER Brianna. Purge Dr. Small-Penus Genius out of your system.

My long-distance love and support isn't enough for you to get past dicklette.
Sign up for an online dating service. Seriously. My 54 yo girl friend has dated guys from eHarmony for about 4 months. This last one might stick. She wants me to meet him soon. It's just a different way to get some romance in your life, instead of going back to the old familiar well.

yesman065 · 03-16-2006, 11:38 AM

Bri you really helped me with your input and advice on my situation awhile back now I'll quote what you told me and you better listen to yourself! "You soooooooo need to lose this totty. I mean it. There are TONS of available, kind, gentle, loving women (men) out there dying for a nice man (women). REALLY. So get out, move on and go find one of them!!! You said it Bri - not me.

Its so much easier to know what to do from the outside than to choose the right course for yourself. You made me realize that and I hope you remember doing so. Take your own advice and don't look back for a sec at Mr. idiot. He doesn't deserve a wonderful, caring woman like you anyway.

Trilby · 03-16-2006, 12:04 PM

yesman, you are sooo right. It is way easier to tell it than do it. Thanks for that, and thanks for giving me a lift today. That was very sweet and it is deeply appreciated.

I am in the process of losing him (by my choice) so it doesn't hurt as much as it once would have, but, still! Dammit! Y'know?

Kagen4o4 · 03-16-2006, 05:28 PM

that was a well designed reply email! hes set it up so he can say "i told you i was with another woman in my email" or "i told you it was over in my email" or "even if we break up ill still keep sleeping with you"

good thing youre in the process of losing him

he seems to think he's smart but doesnt realise hes being a jerk.

Trilby · 03-16-2006, 06:26 PM

That's the thing, Kagen. I'm afraid I'll just let him sleep with me until I feel like the biggest moron ever. It IS a well-constructed email, isn't it? He says it all without coming out and saying it. He IS a language professional--that's what hooked me, his WORDS. It certainly wasn't his dick.

03-16-2006, 06:51 PM

Jeez, Brianna, you really should join Match.com or something NOW!

His reply was pretty blatent, but here's a translation, anyhow:

You know me only too well, Sweetheart!

= Whoops, caught me in the act, "Sweetheart"

I do find it difficult to refuse women in need of the milk of human kindness--

= I find it difficult not to nail anything that moves into my field of vision

all the more so when they are near at hand (as 'twere).

= I'm shagging a couple of my students right now, as a matter of fact

But be assured (again) that you were/are/always will be very
dear to me,

=You were a great lay

and we'll certainly have time together again once my life
resumes a more regular pattern.

= And I'm keeping you on my third string fallback team for when I return to the US and haven't yet found more of my students to shag. You'll do until then.

BARF, oh BARF!

You so deserve better than Prof Asshole, Brianna! Report him to his dept chair for sexual harassment and find yourself a cute boy toy to replace Mr. Full of Himself Heartless Player!

Rock Steady · 03-16-2006, 10:08 PM

Word.

Quote:

Originally Posted by marichiko

Jeez, Brianna, you really should join Match.com or something NOW!

His reply was pretty blatent, but here's a translation, anyhow:

You know me only too well, Sweetheart!

= Whoops, caught me in the act, "Sweetheart"

I do find it difficult to refuse women in need of the milk of human kindness--

= I find it difficult not to nail anything that moves into my field of vision

all the more so when they are near at hand (as 'twere).

= I'm shagging a couple of my students right now, as a matter of fact

But be assured (again) that you were/are/always will be very
dear to me,

=You were a great lay

and we'll certainly have time together again once my life
resumes a more regular pattern.

= And I'm keeping you on my third string fallback team for when I return to the US and haven't yet found more of my students to shag. You'll do until then.

BARF, oh BARF!

You so deserve better than Prof Asshole, Brianna! Report him to his dept chair for sexual harassment and find yourself a cute boy toy to replace Mr. Full of Himself Heartless Player!

Kagen4o4 · 03-16-2006, 08:18 PM

heres a couple of good men for ya

richlevy · 03-16-2006, 09:22 PM

Dump the jerk.

03-16-2006, 05:42 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What does THIS mean? :( My quasi-boyfriend is in London and has been since Jan. He's working. I emailed him yesterday and this is what it said: There may be more who offer you consolation, but I will always love you. his reply email-You know me only too well, Sweetheart! I do find it difficult to refuse women in need of the milk of human kindness--all the more so when they are near at hand (as 'twere). But be assured (again) that you were/are/always will be very dear to me, and we'll certainly have time together again once my life resumes a more regular pattern. I hate myself. A lot. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 03-16-2006 at 05:49 AM.

03-16-2006, 05:51 AM	#2
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Why hate yourself? Surely it's is HIM you should be hating ? __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

03-16-2006, 06:17 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I hate myself for being such a stupid, utterly STUPID sap. He's not even cute, really. Gah! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-18-2006, 06:51 PM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Email the bastard back with some Penthouse-quality tales of group sex, bi-curious interludes and shagging on the desk of one of your instructors at school, and then tell him you hope he's having as much fun as you are. Then tell him that, as long as this carnal carnival is going on, you really aren't going to have much time to write to him. Oh...and maybe find some pictures that would support your "activities", and send those along as well. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-16-2006, 11:38 AM	#8
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Bri you really helped me with your input and advice on my situation awhile back now I'll quote what you told me and you better listen to yourself! "You soooooooo need to lose this totty. I mean it. There are TONS of available, kind, gentle, loving women (men) out there dying for a nice man (women). REALLY. So get out, move on and go find one of them!!! You said it Bri - not me. Its so much easier to know what to do from the outside than to choose the right course for yourself. You made me realize that and I hope you remember doing so. Take your own advice and don't look back for a sec at Mr. idiot. He doesn't deserve a wonderful, caring woman like you anyway. Last edited by yesman065; 03-16-2006 at 11:53 AM.

03-16-2006, 10:13 AM	#4
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	I bet he wasn't like that at the beginning, now was he, Bri? He was probably all sweep you off your feet, Mr. Wonderful. Then he started doing intermittent re-enforcement nastiness on you, right? Now he's gone, but he wants to keep you a like a fish on a stringer for whenever he gets around to coming back home. Don't hate yourself, hate HIM like Limey said. Sounds like he is an experienced practitioner of the seducer's craft and you are far from the only one who has been taken in by him.

03-16-2006, 12:04 PM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	yesman, you are sooo right. It is way easier to tell it than do it. Thanks for that, and thanks for giving me a lift today. That was very sweet and it is deeply appreciated. I am in the process of losing him (by my choice) so it doesn't hurt as much as it once would have, but, still! Dammit! Y'know? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-16-2006, 05:28 PM	#10
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	that was a well designed reply email! hes set it up so he can say "i told you i was with another woman in my email" or "i told you it was over in my email" or "even if we break up ill still keep sleeping with you" good thing youre in the process of losing him he seems to think he's smart but doesnt realise hes being a jerk. __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-16-2006, 06:26 PM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	That's the thing, Kagen. I'm afraid I'll just let him sleep with me until I feel like the biggest moron ever. It IS a well-constructed email, isn't it? He says it all without coming out and saying it. He IS a language professional--that's what hooked me, his WORDS. It certainly wasn't his dick. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-16-2006, 06:51 PM	#12
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Jeez, Brianna, you really should join Match.com or something NOW! His reply was pretty blatent, but here's a translation, anyhow: You know me only too well, Sweetheart! = Whoops, caught me in the act, "Sweetheart" I do find it difficult to refuse women in need of the milk of human kindness-- = I find it difficult not to nail anything that moves into my field of vision all the more so when they are near at hand (as 'twere). = I'm shagging a couple of my students right now, as a matter of fact But be assured (again) that you were/are/always will be very dear to me, =You were a great lay and we'll certainly have time together again once my life resumes a more regular pattern. = And I'm keeping you on my third string fallback team for when I return to the US and haven't yet found more of my students to shag. You'll do until then. BARF, oh BARF! You so deserve better than Prof Asshole, Brianna! Report him to his dept chair for sexual harassment and find yourself a cute boy toy to replace Mr. Full of Himself Heartless Player!

03-16-2006, 08:18 PM	#14
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	heres a couple of good men for ya __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-16-2006, 09:22 PM	#15
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Dump the jerk. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

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