Is God Patriotic Enough?

Flint · 04-30-2006, 11:16 PM

Note: this is taken from The Simpsons, on the marquee out in front of the church.

A friend of mine commented that he would like to put this on a T-Shirt. We got to talking about the can of worms opened up by this small sentence, this group of four words that, when contemplated with even a modicum of common sense, seemingly blows clean out of the water a philosophy that is overtaking our society like a plague. War-mongering Christians. Isn't that an odd combination? It should be, but it's not, in the bizarro-world we now live in. We have, for instance, Pro-Lifers that support the Death Penalty, without a hint of irony. What the hell is wrong with people?

Kagen4o4 · 05-01-2006, 12:06 AM

war is ironic as god is on both sides. god is patriotic to heaven. the more people that die in a war believing in his name, the more soldiers he has in heaven to take on evil aliens from the Hell Galaxy, M-666.

05-01-2006, 05:18 AM

Due to the separation of Church (representing God) and State (advocated by Patriotism), any unifying answer to your question shall be deemed unconstitutional [and possibly sacrilegious]. Better luck next time!

PizzaMonkey · 05-15-2006, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoBoxes

Due to the separation of Church (representing God) and State (advocated by Patriotism), any unifying answer to your question shall be deemed unconstitutional [and possibly sacrilegious]. Better luck next time!

Love that!

As for the issue of Pro-Life Death-Penalty supporters, that is perfectly possible. The unborn baby has no say in the matter if his mother chooses to abort him/her. A 42-year-old serial killer, on the other hand, CHOSE to commit a crime worthy of the death penalty. The difference is the CHOICE of the victim.

Hope I'm not declared "Intolerant" because of this, but that's what I believe.

I AM CONSERVATIVE! HEAR ME ROAR!

skysidhe · 05-01-2006, 08:34 AM

I have wondered these very same things.I don't know why war is god loving and patriotic. It is also ironic that a cartoons seem to be the conscience of America.

[edited to include a link]
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles...6ignorance.htm

Speaking of the conscience of America. See link.

Flint · 05-01-2006, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe

It is also ironic that a cartoons seem to be the conscience of America.

Also, the "fake news" (as in the Daily Show, The Onion, etc.) is more telling than the "real news" . . .

It really is a bizarro-world!

skysidhe · 05-01-2006, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Also, the "fake news" (as in the Daily Show, The Onion, etc.) is more telling than the "real news" . . .

It really is a bizarro-world!

The news is all shades of grey. Real is but perspective. but the world in general can be beautiful sometimes. It is just a matter of getting the machine out of it.

I try to face the sun as much as possible.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-03-2006, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe

I have wondered these very same things.I don't know why war is god loving and patriotic. It is also ironic that a cartoons seem to be the conscience of America.

[edited to include a link]
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles...6ignorance.htm

Speaking of the conscience of America. See link.

Excellent link.

05-01-2006, 10:27 PM

Well, Dubya says he takes his prompts from God... I guess tha' Lord is not very patriotic considering the decisions that have been made on his advice.

Jordon · 05-02-2006, 09:52 AM

I'm Pro-Death Penalty and Pro-Choice so God won't be so lonely.

Flint · 05-02-2006, 10:17 AM

God, Jordon, when I saw you had posted here I was afraid you were gonna say some crazy offensive shit and get peeps all stirred up.

05-02-2006, 11:38 AM

What surprises me is that these people do not know their history, how important the separation of church and state was to our founding fathers.

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-13-2006, 01:47 AM

"Polls Show Many Americans are Simply Dumber Than Bush."

Bruce, I gotta tell you this is the worst sig-line you can have. For one thing, and I'm saying this as a friend, it invites attack, and it leaves you open to the attacks it invites.

It demonstrates one of the sillier things about the left-of-center: their penchant for what amounts to a third-grader's recess debate. This is nothing more than yelling, "Oh, you're just stupid! Stooopid!!"

The Left can't get out of elementary school -- not deep down. When they think they win by resorting to an eight-year-old's kind of response -- well, we who are a bit more to the right just go right ahead and let them think that way, that they may be the better occupied with a harmless mental masturbation, and stay out of the way of the adult minds.

When you're really grown up, you're not a leftist any more.

Happy Monkey · 05-13-2006, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

It demonstrates one of the sillier things about the left-of-center: their penchant for what amounts to a third-grader's recess debate. This is nothing more than yelling, "Oh, you're just stupid! Stooopid!!"

As opposed to "Oh, you're a commie! A pinko commie!"

skysidhe · 05-13-2006, 08:38 AM

thxs xoB

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

When you're really grown up, you're not a leftist any more.

[first thought]
I disagree. When your really grown up no body cares.

[my internet spin]
Principles first. Polictical talking points second. Bush being dumb and Americans being dumber is a bi partisan issue now. Haven't you heard?

04-30-2006, 11:16 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Is God Patriotic Enough? Note: this is taken from The Simpsons, on the marquee out in front of the church. A friend of mine commented that he would like to put this on a T-Shirt. We got to talking about the can of worms opened up by this small sentence, this group of four words that, when contemplated with even a modicum of common sense, seemingly blows clean out of the water a philosophy that is overtaking our society like a plague. War-mongering Christians. Isn't that an odd combination? It should be, but it's not, in the bizarro-world we now live in. We have, for instance, Pro-Lifers that support the Death Penalty, without a hint of irony. What the hell is wrong with people? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-01-2006, 12:06 AM	#2
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	war is ironic as god is on both sides. god is patriotic to heaven. the more people that die in a war believing in his name, the more soldiers he has in heaven to take on evil aliens from the Hell Galaxy, M-666. __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-01-2006, 08:34 AM	#5
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I have wondered these very same things.I don't know why war is god loving and patriotic. It is also ironic that a cartoons seem to be the conscience of America. [edited to include a link] http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles...6ignorance.htm Speaking of the conscience of America. See link. Last edited by skysidhe; 05-01-2006 at 09:13 AM.

05-02-2006, 10:17 AM	#11
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	God, Jordon, when I saw you had posted here I was afraid you were gonna say some crazy offensive shit and get peeps all stirred up. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-13-2006, 01:47 AM	#13
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	"Polls Show Many Americans are Simply Dumber Than Bush." Bruce, I gotta tell you this is the worst sig-line you can have. For one thing, and I'm saying this as a friend, it invites attack, and it leaves you open to the attacks it invites. It demonstrates one of the sillier things about the left-of-center: their penchant for what amounts to a third-grader's recess debate. This is nothing more than yelling, "Oh, you're just stupid! Stooopid!!" The Left can't get out of elementary school -- not deep down. When they think they win by resorting to an eight-year-old's kind of response -- well, we who are a bit more to the right just go right ahead and let them think that way, that they may be the better occupied with a harmless mental masturbation, and stay out of the way of the adult minds. When you're really grown up, you're not a leftist any more. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

05-01-2006, 05:18 AM	#3
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	Due to the separation of Church (representing God) and State (advocated by Patriotism), any unifying answer to your question shall be deemed unconstitutional [and possibly sacrilegious]. Better luck next time!

05-01-2006, 10:27 PM	#9
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Well, Dubya says he takes his prompts from God... I guess tha' Lord is not very patriotic considering the decisions that have been made on his advice.

05-02-2006, 09:52 AM	#10
Jordon Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Boulder, CO Posts: 93	I'm Pro-Death Penalty and Pro-Choice so God won't be so lonely.

05-02-2006, 11:38 AM	#12
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	What surprises me is that these people do not know their history, how important the separation of church and state was to our founding fathers.

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