Eff Marry Kill

Undertoad · 10-23-2006, 04:51 PM

One person you pick to have a one-night stand with, one person you marry, and one person you push off a cliff.

For the appropriate sex only

After some discussion, someone can offer up another set of three.

If this is unclear, just play along.

For the men-preferrers we offer up:

Mel Gibson
Donald Trump
Bill Clinton

Which would you fuck, which would you marry, which would you kill. Please show your work.

Trilby · 10-23-2006, 04:55 PM

This is a hard choice.

Ok.

*bravely*

Daniel Craig
Albert Einstein
W.

Griff · 10-23-2006, 04:59 PM

I think toad wants you to choose from the three he proferred.

waiting for the women...

Griff · 10-23-2006, 04:59 PM

what he said

Undertoad · 10-23-2006, 04:58 PM

No hon (I say as a gentle father figure) you're supposed to say which of Mel Don and Bill you would F M or K

I knew I was being unclear dopey me

Trilby · 10-23-2006, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

No hon (I say as a gentle father figure) you're supposed to say which of Mel Don and Bill you would F M or K

I knew I was being unclear dopey me

so sorry, am distracted by the spew of MagL.

K. Fuck Bill, kill Don and marry Mel?? Hardly.

Griff · 10-23-2006, 05:07 PM

Julia Roberts- one night stand.... her politics would probably get tiresome
Drew Barrymore- marriage... not that we'd last
Paris Hilton- cliff (easy one)

Undertoad · 10-23-2006, 05:04 PM

We could offer up three women and do those at the same time, so that everyone has fun.

Such as

Julia Roberts
Drew Barrymore
Paris Hilton

SteveDallas · 10-23-2006, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Julia Roberts
Drew Barrymore
Paris Hilton

I honestly can't decide between Julia and Paris for the cliff-pushing. I guess I'd go with Paris, just because she's more obnoxious. Of the three Drew is the only one I'd consider spending the rest of my life with, so I guess Julia gets tagged b default.

Undertoad · 10-23-2006, 05:05 PM

(Which may be too easy)

Marry Julia, fuck Drew, kill Paris

Flint · 10-23-2006, 05:05 PM

Fuck Julia, marry Drew, Paris off the cliff.

(Assuming I can fuck, er make love to Drew when we're married. I don't want to spend any more time with Julia afterwards)

Trilby · 10-23-2006, 05:07 PM

Is it possible to blame MaggieL (v. hard to type) for any misunderstaning? if so, I am In.

Spexxvet · 10-23-2006, 05:12 PM

Julia Roberts - KILL
Drew Barrymore - marry
Paris Hilton - fuck

Undertoad · 10-23-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Paris Hilton - fuck

Hey you know we could add a level of difficulty to the question: we could say it has to be without a condom!

Trilby · 10-23-2006, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Hey you know we could add a level of difficulty to the question: we could say it has to be without a condom!

Re: Paris Hilton

Risky. She's a bigger whore than you.

10-23-2006, 04:51 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Eff Marry Kill One person you pick to have a one-night stand with, one person you marry, and one person you push off a cliff. For the appropriate sex only After some discussion, someone can offer up another set of three. If this is unclear, just play along. For the men-preferrers we offer up: Mel Gibson Donald Trump Bill Clinton Which would you fuck, which would you marry, which would you kill. Please show your work.

10-23-2006, 04:59 PM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I think toad wants you to choose from the three he proferred. waiting for the women... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-23-2006, 04:59 PM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	what he said __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-23-2006, 05:07 PM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Julia Roberts- one night stand.... her politics would probably get tiresome Drew Barrymore- marriage... not that we'd last Paris Hilton- cliff (easy one) __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-23-2006, 05:05 PM	#11
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Fuck Julia, marry Drew, Paris off the cliff. (Assuming I can fuck, er make love to Drew when we're married. I don't want to spend any more time with Julia afterwards) __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-23-2006, 04:55 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	This is a hard choice. Ok. bravely Daniel Craig Albert Einstein W.

10-23-2006, 04:58 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	No hon (I say as a gentle father figure) you're supposed to say which of Mel Don and Bill you would F M or K I knew I was being unclear dopey me

10-23-2006, 05:04 PM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	We could offer up three women and do those at the same time, so that everyone has fun. Such as Julia Roberts Drew Barrymore Paris Hilton

10-23-2006, 05:12 PM	#13
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Julia Roberts - KILL Drew Barrymore - marry Paris Hilton - fuck __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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