Slogans for Bush

Ibby · 04-09-2007, 10:53 PM

Slogans for Bush

1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush.

2) 1/20/09: End of an Error.

3) That's Okay; I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway.

4) Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First.

5) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

6) You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time.

7) If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President.

8) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

9) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight.

10) Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore.

11) America: One Nation, Under Surveillance.

12) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It.

13) Which God Do You Kill For?

14) Jail to the Chief.

15) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?

16) Bad president! No Banana.

17) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language.

18) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them.

19) Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood.

20) Is It Vietnam Yet?

21) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either.

22) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

23) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

24) Impeach Cheney First.

25) Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too.

26) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46.

27) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century.

28) 2004: Embarrassed

2005: Horrified

2006: Terrified.

Add your own!

bluecuracao · 04-09-2007, 10:58 PM

2007: Resigned

(I wish)

freshnesschronic · 04-09-2007, 11:31 PM

Daddy told me to.

Yes, Father, I'll get your oil.

Dad, I fucked up.

Don't tell Mom.

BigV · 04-10-2007, 11:21 AM

BU**
SH**

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

I'm the Decider!

robsterman1 · 04-10-2007, 02:02 PM

Waste of Air

Sheldonrs · 04-10-2007, 02:13 PM

Don't blame GW for this. We knew before he was elected that he couldn't even say nuclear.
If you give a gun to a chimpanzee and the chimp shoots someone, you don't blame the chimp!

freshnesschronic · 04-10-2007, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

If you give a gun to a chimpanzee and the chimp shoots someone, you don't blame the chimp!

Shawnee123 · 04-16-2007, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

If you give a gun to a chimpanzee and the chimp shoots someone, you don't blame the chimp!

Guns don't kill people! Chimps with guns kill people.

OR:

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead quadrupedal limbs.

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-14-2007, 05:06 AM

The usual circle of the usual suspects said this kind of thing about Reagan, too.

They were of course wrong -- being pro-totalitarian -- then, and they're wrong now, same reason. Unworthy ones, pretending to be great political sages! No book contracts for you.

Ibby · 04-15-2007, 04:00 PM

...What the fuck? Bush is the single greatest ENEMY of democracy since Mao!

Signing statements?
Ignoring the other two branches?
Illegal orders given by executive command, bypassing congress?
Completely dismantling the bill of rights?
The list goes on.

monster · 04-15-2007, 06:12 PM

"Elect me once, shame on—shame on you. Elect me—you can't get the vote again."

DanaC · 04-16-2007, 10:05 AM

Quote:

They were of course wrong -- being pro-totalitarian --

Yup. See, everybody who doesn't like right wing Republican (/neo-con) policies is pro-totalitarian.

04-09-2007, 10:53 PM	#1
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Slogans for Bush Slogans for Bush 1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush. 2) 1/20/09: End of an Error. 3) That's Okay; I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway. 4) Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First. 5) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber. 6) You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time. 7) If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President. 8) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet? 9) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight. 10) Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore. 11) America: One Nation, Under Surveillance. 12) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It. 13) Which God Do You Kill For? 14) Jail to the Chief. 15) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade? 16) Bad president! No Banana. 17) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language. 18) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them. 19) Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood. 20) Is It Vietnam Yet? 21) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either. 22) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket? 23) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him. 24) Impeach Cheney First. 25) Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too. 26) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46. 27) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century. 28) 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified. Add your own! __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

04-10-2007, 11:21 AM	#4
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	BU SH If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention. I'm the Decider! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-10-2007, 02:02 PM	#5
robsterman1 A worldly dude Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hartford, CT USA Posts: 127	Waste of Air __________________ Live life on the BETTER side :-)

04-10-2007, 02:13 PM	#6
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Don't blame GW for this. We knew before he was elected that he couldn't even say nuclear. If you give a gun to a chimpanzee and the chimp shoots someone, you don't blame the chimp! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-14-2007, 05:06 AM	#9
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	The usual circle of the usual suspects said this kind of thing about Reagan, too. They were of course wrong -- being pro-totalitarian -- then, and they're wrong now, same reason. Unworthy ones, pretending to be great political sages! No book contracts for you. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

04-09-2007, 10:58 PM	#2
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	2007: Resigned (I wish)

04-09-2007, 11:31 PM	#3
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Daddy told me to. Yes, Father, I'll get your oil. Dad, I fucked up. Don't tell Mom.

04-15-2007, 04:00 PM	#10
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	...What the fuck? Bush is the single greatest ENEMY of democracy since Mao! Signing statements? Ignoring the other two branches? Illegal orders given by executive command, bypassing congress? Completely dismantling the bill of rights? The list goes on. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

04-15-2007, 06:12 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	"Elect me once, shame on—shame on you. Elect me—you can't get the vote again." __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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