Do you own a goat?

Cloud · 04-25-2007, 11:13 PM

Really, ungulates are all the rage these days.

The Mama Llama

zippyt · 04-25-2007, 11:16 PM

talk to Griff , he be the Goat Man !!

SadistSecret · 04-26-2007, 12:49 AM

I have no goats, but I know a man who has goatse on his computer.

Hoof Hearted · 04-26-2007, 01:04 AM

When I was in High School my step-dad bought three goats, a ram and two pregnant does.

The morning the 1st doe kidded twins (buck and a doe), the ram died. The 2nd doe kidded twin does. WELL. That little buck bred the other doe, her daughters, his sister and his mother! There was NO way I could keep them contained and seperated, they climbed all over the hay stack, roamed all over the fields and the last straw was when they climbed Papa's truck and left little goat evidence (poops) on the hood.
We sold the goats and I have never wanted another one.

lumberjim · 04-26-2007, 02:24 AM

i have goats in my pants

04-26-2007, 05:05 AM

Well, don't let them get thirsty; because,

fargon · 04-26-2007, 07:44 AM

I just smell like a goat, but I like to eat goat.

Griff · 04-26-2007, 08:13 AM

We've got a pair of nannys and if the billy did his job trouble is on the way.

Spexxvet · 04-26-2007, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

We've got a pair of nannys and if the billy did his job trouble is on the way.

Why, would somebody be jealous, Griff?

:p

Griff · 04-26-2007, 10:23 AM

Quiet you!

Cooking your own cabrito can be real simple--if you want to dig a hole in your backyard, as purists insist. All you need is a three-foot-deep pit with a mesquite or oak fire raging in it. Wrap a skinned cabrito in a gunnysack bound with wire and set the meat in the pit. Cover it with dirt to seal in the heat and let it cook all day. The cabrito will be smoke-seasoned and tender by nightfall. Apartment-dwellers might want to opt for the kitchen method of cooking cabrito: place half a cabrito in a roasting pan with salt, pepper, and two or three onions and baste with hot lard or shortening. Cook for an hour and 45 minutes in a 375-degree oven, turning every twenty minutes or so. Sure beats having to dig up the back yard.

I'm not sure how I'm gonna sneak this past the ladies but yum!

xoxoxoBruce · 04-26-2007, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

[i]Cooking your own cabrito can be real simple--if you want to dig a hole in your backyard, as purists insist.~snip~ Apartment-dwellers might want to opt for the kitchen method of cooking cabrito~snip

Compromise... backyard method in the bathtub.
byw, make sure it's not a plastic tub.

04-26-2007, 08:28 AM

I helped raise minis on our ranch, glad I did, cute, fun, affectionate, would not own one.

Cloud · 04-26-2007, 10:02 AM

miniature goats?

gah!

Griff · 04-26-2007, 10:11 AM

Mine are "real" full sizegoats boer sanaan nubian mutts. They are much bigger now but Pete has gotten lazy on the homepage. The minis are cute but really, how many people can you invite to that bbq?

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Mine are "real" full sizegoats boer sanaan nubian mutts. They are much bigger now but Pete has gotten lazy on the homepage. The minis are cute but really, how many people can you invite to that bbq?

oh, they're cuties!

the kids too!

the human ones, I mean

04-25-2007, 11:13 PM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Do you own a goat? Really, ungulates are all the rage these days. The Mama Llama __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-25-2007, 11:16 PM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	talk to Griff , he be the Goat Man !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-26-2007, 12:49 AM	#3
SadistSecret Even If you choose to love me, I will always choose to fall. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Des Moines. Posts: 139	I have no goats, but I know a man who has goatse on his computer. __________________ "Seven Deadly Sins? I thought it was a to-do list!!

04-26-2007, 01:04 AM	#4
Hoof Hearted ...you smell something? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Monroe, GA Posts: 420	When I was in High School my step-dad bought three goats, a ram and two pregnant does. The morning the 1st doe kidded twins (buck and a doe), the ram died. The 2nd doe kidded twin does. WELL. That little buck bred the other doe, her daughters, his sister and his mother! There was NO way I could keep them contained and seperated, they climbed all over the hay stack, roamed all over the fields and the last straw was when they climbed Papa's truck and left little goat evidence (poops) on the hood. We sold the goats and I have never wanted another one. __________________ I have the ability of single-minded determination and focu...Hey, look! A horse!

04-26-2007, 02:24 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i have goats in my pants __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-26-2007, 05:05 AM	#6
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	Well, don't let them get thirsty; because,

04-26-2007, 07:44 AM	#7
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I just smell like a goat, but I like to eat goat. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

04-26-2007, 08:13 AM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	We've got a pair of nannys and if the billy did his job trouble is on the way. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-26-2007, 10:23 AM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Quiet you! Cooking your own cabrito can be real simple--if you want to dig a hole in your backyard, as purists insist. All you need is a three-foot-deep pit with a mesquite or oak fire raging in it. Wrap a skinned cabrito in a gunnysack bound with wire and set the meat in the pit. Cover it with dirt to seal in the heat and let it cook all day. The cabrito will be smoke-seasoned and tender by nightfall. Apartment-dwellers might want to opt for the kitchen method of cooking cabrito: place half a cabrito in a roasting pan with salt, pepper, and two or three onions and baste with hot lard or shortening. Cook for an hour and 45 minutes in a 375-degree oven, turning every twenty minutes or so. Sure beats having to dig up the back yard. I'm not sure how I'm gonna sneak this past the ladies but yum! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-26-2007, 08:28 AM	#12
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I helped raise minis on our ranch, glad I did, cute, fun, affectionate, would not own one.

04-26-2007, 10:02 AM	#13
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	miniature goats? gah! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-26-2007, 10:11 AM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Mine are "real" full sizegoats boer sanaan nubian mutts. They are much bigger now but Pete has gotten lazy on the homepage. The minis are cute but really, how many people can you invite to that bbq? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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