The Cellar Must Die!

Flint · 05-29-2007, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HLJ

monster - maybe we need a "Gun thread must die! thread must die!!" thread?

We can pussyfoot around all day, like limp-wristed, lily-livered, something-else-that-starts-with-"L"s, but what we really need is the final solution.

Weird Harold · 05-29-2007, 04:21 PM

Zero responses so far, I guess I'll be the first. When you all leave, and go to your liberal only, and conservative only new forums, where you will finally find happiness. Please drop me a line to let me know where you landed. Lots of people here are interesting, when they aren't acting like children, and I'd hate to loose touch.

HungLikeJesus · 05-29-2007, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

We can pussyfoot around all day, like limp-wristed, lily-livered, something-else-that-starts-with-"L"s, but what we really need is the final solution.

Hey Flint, thanks for the quote. I was enjoying the recursion when I wrote it.

I would have responded sooner, but I spent the afternoon trying to figure out what the 'something-else-that-starts-with-"L"s' were that you had in mind.

I just watched Dr. Strangelove for the first time. Are you thinking we need a doomsday machine?

Quote:

Dr. Strangelove: Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?
Ambassador de Sadesky: It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves surprises.

Flint · 05-30-2007, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HLJ

I would have responded sooner, but I spent the afternoon trying to figure out what the 'something-else-that-starts-with-"L"s' were that you had in mind.

I considered "lilliputians" to achieve the alliteration orgasm; but that, I realized, wouldn't be PC, as it can refer to a variation of dwarfism.

monster · 05-29-2007, 08:21 PM

Will it be like a Virtual Waco?

Sundae · 05-30-2007, 12:30 PM

lacklustre?

Flint · 05-30-2007, 12:55 PM

That doesn't solve my problem: limp-wristed, lily-livered, lackluster: what?

SteveDallas · 05-30-2007, 01:41 PM

laparoscopes

lickspittles

linguists

luminaries

lagniappes

Lysistratas

Lobachevskians

Lysenkoists

Ladies who Lunch

BigV · 05-30-2007, 01:46 PM

luddites

lackeys

lusers

lechs

lookers

lawyers (sorry, didn't mean to be insulting. it was the intial L)

ladies

laddies

layabouts

lost boys

little lord fauntleroys

Spexxvet · 05-30-2007, 01:50 PM

LESBIANS, of course

SteveDallas · 05-30-2007, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

lusers

How did I forget that one??

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

little lord fauntleroys

That may be my favorite so far.

Spexxx, I thought it was too obvious to mention.

BigV · 05-30-2007, 01:55 PM

thx

But not as good as

Quote:

Originally Posted by SD

lickspittles

erk.

Flint · 05-30-2007, 01:56 PM

The word I should have been able to produce was: LUSERS.

(little lord fauntleroys would have elevated me to the status of utter genius)

(lickspittles would have been genius as well, with the "L"s and the "I"s in there)

HungLikeJesus · 05-30-2007, 02:09 PM

We pussyfoot around all day,
lily-livered, laggards,
limp-wristed, haggard, bedraggled,
we stagger toward the plane, all work and no play,
shop-worn, and long-tormented stragglers.
While ladies yawn, we put our pants on,
the gong rings out for absolution,
and Flint finally finds the final solution.

Shawnee123 · 05-30-2007, 02:15 PM

magnificent, HLJ! Here is a lame limerick

There once was a lug on the Cellar
Laggard and haggard and yellow
He threw lots of stones
But he broke not the bones
Just the chops of another nice fellow.

05-29-2007, 04:21 PM	#2
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	Zero responses so far, I guess I'll be the first. When you all leave, and go to your liberal only, and conservative only new forums, where you will finally find happiness. Please drop me a line to let me know where you landed. Lots of people here are interesting, when they aren't acting like children, and I'd hate to loose touch. __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

05-29-2007, 08:21 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Will it be like a Virtual Waco? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-30-2007, 12:30 PM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	lacklustre? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-30-2007, 12:55 PM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	That doesn't solve my problem: limp-wristed, lily-livered, lackluster: what? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-30-2007, 01:46 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	luddites lackeys lusers lechs lookers lawyers (sorry, didn't mean to be insulting. it was the intial L) ladies laddies layabouts lost boys little lord fauntleroys __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-30-2007, 01:41 PM	#8
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	laparoscopes lickspittles linguists luminaries lagniappes Lysistratas Lobachevskians Lysenkoists Ladies who Lunch

05-30-2007, 01:50 PM	#10
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	LESBIANS, of course __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-30-2007, 01:56 PM	#13
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The word I should have been able to produce was: LUSERS. (little lord fauntleroys would have elevated me to the status of utter genius) (lickspittles would have been genius as well, with the "L"s and the "I"s in there) __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-30-2007, 02:09 PM	#14
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	We pussyfoot around all day, lily-livered, laggards, limp-wristed, haggard, bedraggled, we stagger toward the plane, all work and no play, shop-worn, and long-tormented stragglers. While ladies yawn, we put our pants on, the gong rings out for absolution, and Flint finally finds the final solution. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker. Last edited by HungLikeJesus; 05-30-2007 at 02:28 PM.

05-30-2007, 02:15 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	magnificent, HLJ! Here is a lame limerick There once was a lug on the Cellar Laggard and haggard and yellow He threw lots of stones But he broke not the bones Just the chops of another nice fellow. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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