Paris to record new album

Shawnee123 · 07-18-2007, 11:19 AM

Uh, she had an old album? I bet it was gooooooood.

Paris, since being released from prison, is happily working on her new album. The biggest news item since "Does Harry Pooter live or die" fans (Paris-ites) await the release of what is to be a fine moment in the history of American music.

Possible tracks are:

I Did a Line (Because It Was Mine)

Genius in a Bottle

Isn't It Colonic (Don't You Stink?)

Sister Goldenheir

Hit Me, Baby, Do Some Time.

What songs would YOU like to hear? Post them here, she may be listening.

barefoot serpent · 07-18-2007, 12:38 PM

Rodeo Drive cred

Uisge Beatha · 07-18-2007, 12:43 PM

You Can't Make Me Stay There If It's Not a Hilton

Nobody's Jiltin' Hilton

Why Do They Call It That If You Don't Actually Blow?

My Daddy Can Buy Up Your Daddy

freshnesschronic · 07-18-2007, 01:36 PM

Paris, music, who the freak cares.

I thought she was reformed, she should have the common sense to know we don't want to listen to her crappy recording deal.

MalzB · 07-18-2007, 02:16 PM

I just want to put it out there....

I hate Paris Hilton.

The rest of us actually have to go to school and work for a living. I don't think she even graduated high school did she? She's just such a waste of space and energy in my opinion.

Shawnee123 · 07-18-2007, 03:08 PM

Well puh, this wasn't supposed to be another Paris commentary. Yes, we KNOW you don't care. Yes, we've HEARD it before.

It was supposed to be "take an existing song, and imagine what you can change it to to fit humorously on a fake Paris album." I thought mine were pretty funny.

Plus, I wanted to use the word Paris-ites.

Never mind, go back to your sand box...

One more song for her album:

Waiting on the World To Get a Sense of Hu-muh.

This thread has officially ended.

:::sound of crickets chirping:::

jester · 07-18-2007, 04:18 PM

wait, i thought of one

Paris Wasteland

freshnesschronic · 07-18-2007, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Well puh, this wasn't supposed to be another Paris commentary. Yes, we KNOW you don't care. Yes, we've HEARD it before.

It was supposed to be "take an existing song, and imagine what you can change it to to fit humorously on a fake Paris album." I thought mine were pretty funny.

Plus, I wanted to use the word Paris-ites.

Never mind, go back to your sand box...

....Sorry.

Clodfobble · 07-18-2007, 10:10 PM

I'm a Diseased Prostitute with a Poorly-Concealed Drug Addiction

Catchy, doncha think?

Shawnee123 · 07-19-2007, 08:43 AM

lol @ clodfobble

Hey fresh, was just kidding in my horribly sarcastic way. Bad habit o' mine.

smurfalicious · 07-19-2007, 09:46 AM

Aw, look at that - Daddy Hilton bought so many copies of her first album, she's putting out a second.

kerosene · 07-19-2007, 10:21 AM

Actually, I think the first label dropped her so she made her own label.

"the only difference between me and a crack whore is press coverage"

Shawnee123 · 07-19-2007, 11:00 AM

Yeah, I think she said on Larry Live that everyone thinks she's spoiled but she works HARD and makes her OWN MONEY. Hence, the new album.

Paris in the Pen with Diamonds

Golden Slammers

Over the Hilton and Far Away

Rexmons · 07-19-2007, 11:01 AM

i just preordered 5 copies of the new album.

bluecuracao · 07-21-2007, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexmons

i just preordered 5 copies of the new album.

Someday, you might be able to sell 'em on ebay.

Anyone want to buy a Saturday Night Fever album?

(jk, I'm keeping it.)

07-18-2007, 11:19 AM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Paris to record new album Uh, she had an old album? I bet it was gooooooood. Paris, since being released from prison, is happily working on her new album. The biggest news item since "Does Harry Pooter live or die" fans (Paris-ites) await the release of what is to be a fine moment in the history of American music. Possible tracks are: I Did a Line (Because It Was Mine) Genius in a Bottle Isn't It Colonic (Don't You Stink?) Sister Goldenheir Hit Me, Baby, Do Some Time. What songs would YOU like to hear? Post them here, she may be listening. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-18-2007, 12:38 PM	#2
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Rodeo Drive cred __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

07-18-2007, 02:16 PM	#5
MalzB Fresh Incumbent Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: A little nowhere town in New York Posts: 28	I just want to put it out there.... I hate Paris Hilton. The rest of us actually have to go to school and work for a living. I don't think she even graduated high school did she? She's just such a waste of space and energy in my opinion. __________________ forever is mine.

07-18-2007, 03:08 PM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Well puh, this wasn't supposed to be another Paris commentary. Yes, we KNOW you don't care. Yes, we've HEARD it before. It was supposed to be "take an existing song, and imagine what you can change it to to fit humorously on a fake Paris album." I thought mine were pretty funny. Plus, I wanted to use the word Paris-ites. Never mind, go back to your sand box... One more song for her album: Waiting on the World To Get a Sense of Hu-muh. This thread has officially ended. :::sound of crickets chirping::: __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-19-2007, 08:43 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol @ clodfobble Hey fresh, was just kidding in my horribly sarcastic way. Bad habit o' mine. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-18-2007, 12:43 PM	#3
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	You Can't Make Me Stay There If It's Not a Hilton Nobody's Jiltin' Hilton Why Do They Call It That If You Don't Actually Blow? My Daddy Can Buy Up Your Daddy

07-18-2007, 01:36 PM	#4
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Paris, music, who the freak cares. I thought she was reformed, she should have the common sense to know we don't want to listen to her crappy recording deal.

07-18-2007, 04:18 PM	#7
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	wait, i thought of one Paris Wasteland

07-18-2007, 10:10 PM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'm a Diseased Prostitute with a Poorly-Concealed Drug Addiction Catchy, doncha think?

07-19-2007, 09:46 AM	#11
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	Aw, look at that - Daddy Hilton bought so many copies of her first album, she's putting out a second. __________________

07-19-2007, 10:21 AM	#12
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Actually, I think the first label dropped her so she made her own label. "the only difference between me and a crack whore is press coverage"

07-19-2007, 11:00 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yeah, I think she said on Larry Live that everyone thinks she's spoiled but she works HARD and makes her OWN MONEY. Hence, the new album. Paris in the Pen with Diamonds Golden Slammers Over the Hilton and Far Away __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-19-2007, 11:01 AM	#14
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	i just preordered 5 copies of the new album. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

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