Overrated

Rexmons · 08-21-2007, 09:18 AM

My Carlos Mencia thread inspired me to do this:

The List of Overrated!

I'll go first:

José Canseco - Cheese-eatin-Rat-Bastard. Once he does his own dirt and gets out of the game he decides to cash in on the fact that he can still rat out everyone else still in it.

Lindsey Lohan - I think she's a talentless, souless Ginger and when I heard she wanted a nightclub to pay her $1,000,000 for the privilege of hosting her birthday party I began getting angry and turning green.

Kanye West - Five rappers he'll never come close to in talent? Biggie, Tupac, Jay-Z, Nas, 50 Cent. You're not that good STFU and stop complaining.

piercehawkeye45 · 08-21-2007, 09:45 AM

Kanye has done some good producing though (if I'm thinking right), I'll give him that. Other rap artist to add are Common and Talib Kweli.

300 - It had cool action scenes but c'mon.

Family Guy - No where compares to South Park or Simpsons.

Cheeseburgers - Never got into them.

Undertoad · 08-21-2007, 10:16 AM

Elton John - His musical peak was 32 years ago. Hasn't put out a decent record since the early eighties. All the good songs, we've heard 1000 times and don't need to hear any more. Currently best-known for being a dead princess's former good friend.

iPhone - is on a lot of overrated lists already. We already knew it was locked to AT&T (suck), overpriced, and had too little storage to make a decent media player. But now they say it takes twice as long to enter a text message on this than on chiclet-style QUERTY phones, and owners wish they had a stylus for better precision than a fat finger. It'll get better... mmmmaybe.

elSicomoro · 08-21-2007, 10:39 AM

Undertoad: The fucker runs a message board that about 50 people give a rat's ass about...and he thinks he can play music...what a dick.

Sycamore: That stupid cocksucker...he still thinks he has a music career in his future, even though the only instrument he is proficient at is the one-stringed bass. And he runs a message board that about 3 people give a rat's ass about...he's even more of a dick than that fucking Undertoad.

Shawnee123 · 08-21-2007, 10:47 AM

Lord of the Rings and/or Harry Potter: all looks the same to me. There, I said it, it needed to be said. Flame away.

David and Victoria Beckham: Really, who gives a shit about someone who plays soccer (and thinks we care in the U.S.) and his pouty-ass wife?

Adam Sandler: he's not funny unless you're a pubescent boy.

Undertoad · 08-21-2007, 11:01 AM

Naw Syc I think we are correctly rated... you've written pretty much what the people think of us

Spexxvet · 08-21-2007, 11:05 AM

Bruce Springsteen - How many ways can you whine about being poor in the city? And get a voice, dude!

Donavan McNab - Receivers don't catch the football with their ankles. Last year, Garcia showed you how to pass the fucking pigskin, asshole.

Shawnee123 · 08-21-2007, 11:12 AM

ooh ooh

Old Time Rock -n- Roll by Bob Segar as a wedding reception song: quite possibly the most inane song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please people, tell your DJs, tell your friends, stop playing that at your reception it's STUPID.

I love this thread already.

Rexmons · 08-21-2007, 11:19 AM

Terrell Owens

Quote:

T.O. a quake waiting to happen
Seismologists spend their careers examining activity in various corners of the globe in order to try and predict when the next temblor will take place.

I have no training in that area, but I have detected the possibility of upcoming seismic activity, and I didn’t have to use any high-tech instruments. I simply perused the 2007 schedule of the Dallas Cowboys.

There is a fault line running through that franchise. Its name is Terrell Owens.

The Cowboys open at home against the New York Giants. They’ll win that one, and everybody in Cowboyland will be happy. The following week they travel to Miami, and they’ll likely win there, too.

But then they go to Chicago. (Did you feel that? The ground shook.) The Cowboys will lose, and T.O. will express his disappointment about not getting more passes thrown to him.

In Week 6, the Cowboys host New England. The Patriots will romp, and Randy Moss will score a couple of touchdowns. Whoa! (A violent tremor just took place. The epicenter is at T.O.’s locker.)

At the bye week, the Cowboys will probably be an uninspired 4-3. Their next two games are on the road, at division rivals Philadelphia and the Giants, respectively. They’ll lose both of those. (The Red Cross offers its help after this latest T.O.-related calamity).

The full brunt of T.O.’s force will be felt at roughly the halfway point, which means owner Jerry Jones and new head coach Wade Phillips will have the rest of the season to deal with the devastation.

Poor Dallas. It used to be such a safe place to live.

DanaC · 08-21-2007, 11:21 AM

At the moment? Manchester United...get a fucking goal already!

jester · 08-21-2007, 11:41 AM

Most Celebrities I don't care what kind of house they live in, where they were seen last, whose screwing who, etc.

Reality Shows I admit, I have watched maybe 2 or 3 different ones, but for the most part, it's gettin old.

DanaC · 08-21-2007, 12:09 PM

Elvis

xoxoxoBruce · 08-21-2007, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Elvis

The Royal Family.... take that ya tea drinker.

Clodfobble · 08-21-2007, 12:14 PM

I'm with Shawnee on Harry Potter - They're children's books. And don't give me that bullshit about how they don't read like children's books, because I've read some, and they do--which they should, because they are.

Stevie Ray Vaughn - Yes, he could play guitar. No, he couldn't sing. No, I do not need to hear his crap for the brazilianth time.

Spongebob Squarepants - I mean, car floor mats? Really?

Elspode · 08-23-2007, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Stevie Ray Vaughn - Yes, he could play guitar. No, he couldn't sing. No, I do not need to hear his crap for the brazilianth time.

Good lord, girl...are you *trying* to get thrown out of Texas?

08-21-2007, 09:18 AM	#1
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	Overrated My Carlos Mencia thread inspired me to do this: *The List of Overrated!* I'll go first: José Canseco - Cheese-eatin-Rat-Bastard. Once he does his own dirt and gets out of the game he decides to cash in on the fact that he can still rat out everyone else still in it. Lindsey Lohan - I think she's a talentless, souless Ginger and when I heard she wanted a nightclub to pay her $1,000,000 for the privilege of hosting her birthday party I began getting angry and turning green. Kanye West - Five rappers he'll never come close to in talent? Biggie, Tupac, Jay-Z, Nas, 50 Cent. You're not that good STFU and stop complaining. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

08-21-2007, 10:47 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Declaring open flame season on myself. Lord of the Rings and/or Harry Potter: all looks the same to me. There, I said it, it needed to be said. Flame away. David and Victoria Beckham: Really, who gives a shit about someone who plays soccer (and thinks we care in the U.S.) and his pouty-ass wife? Adam Sandler: he's not funny unless you're a pubescent boy. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-21-2007, 11:05 AM	#7
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Bruce Springsteen - How many ways can you whine about being poor in the city? And get a voice, dude! Donavan McNab - Receivers don't catch the football with their ankles. Last year, Garcia showed you how to pass the fucking pigskin, asshole. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

08-21-2007, 11:12 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	ooh ooh Old Time Rock -n- Roll by Bob Segar as a wedding reception song: quite possibly the most inane song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please people, tell your DJs, tell your friends, stop playing that at your reception it's STUPID. I love this thread already. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-21-2007, 09:45 AM	#2
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Kanye has done some good producing though (if I'm thinking right), I'll give him that. Other rap artist to add are Common and Talib Kweli. 300 - It had cool action scenes but c'mon. Family Guy - No where compares to South Park or Simpsons. Cheeseburgers - Never got into them.

08-21-2007, 10:16 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Elton John - His musical peak was 32 years ago. Hasn't put out a decent record since the early eighties. All the good songs, we've heard 1000 times and don't need to hear any more. Currently best-known for being a dead princess's former good friend. iPhone - is on a lot of overrated lists already. We already knew it was locked to AT&T (suck), overpriced, and had too little storage to make a decent media player. But now they say it takes twice as long to enter a text message on this than on chiclet-style QUERTY phones, and owners wish they had a stylus for better precision than a fat finger. It'll get better... mmmmaybe.

08-21-2007, 10:39 AM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Undertoad: The fucker runs a message board that about 50 people give a rat's ass about...and he thinks he can play music...what a dick. Sycamore: That stupid cocksucker...he still thinks he has a music career in his future, even though the only instrument he is proficient at is the one-stringed bass. And he runs a message board that about 3 people give a rat's ass about...he's even more of a dick than that fucking Undertoad.

08-21-2007, 11:01 AM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Naw Syc I think we are correctly rated... you've written pretty much what the people think of us

08-21-2007, 11:21 AM	#10
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	At the moment? Manchester United...get a fucking goal already!

08-21-2007, 11:41 AM	#11
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Most Celebrities I don't care what kind of house they live in, where they were seen last, whose screwing who, etc. Reality Shows I admit, I have watched maybe 2 or 3 different ones, but for the most part, it's gettin old.

08-21-2007, 12:09 PM	#12
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Elvis

08-21-2007, 12:14 PM	#14
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'm with Shawnee on Harry Potter - They're children's books. And don't give me that bullshit about how they don't read like children's books, because I've read some, and they do--which they should, because they are. Stevie Ray Vaughn - Yes, he could play guitar. No, he couldn't sing. No, I do not need to hear his crap for the brazilianth time. Spongebob Squarepants - I mean, car floor mats? Really?

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