Aliantha's attention avarice advances alliteration attempts by assclown

lumberjim · 09-01-2007, 01:13 AM

Aliantha, in a surprise move, tailposted on spexxvets spanking thread. Her initial post that clicking the link was 'a waste of time' was ironic in that replying to say so was ...what? It seems a pattern that some follow....to pop into a thread after it has played and deride those involved by taking it seriously and making snooty comments. Fillibusterer, tw frequently employs this maddening method of mushmouthed manipulation when he is motivated to mock the masses.

It should be noted that the use of the phrase 'surprise move' should be read: "matter of time" for the purposes of this ironically intended and insipid idiotry.

Aliantha · 09-01-2007, 01:21 AM

Yay...I have my own thread posted by the king of everything.

lumberjim · 09-01-2007, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Yay...I have my own thread posted by the king of everything.

I'm the king of your butt.

yesman065 · 09-01-2007, 01:23 AM

Damn I can't wait till school starts again.

Aliantha · 09-01-2007, 01:27 AM

Hmmm...my husband might have something to say about that. lol

Srsly though, thanks for the thread jimbo. It's just what I've always wanted.

lumberjim · 09-01-2007, 01:29 AM

It was my pleasure. I plan to chat you up repeatedly in here. i was going to go to bed...but i think i shall stay up and tickle you. goochie goochie goo

Aliantha · 09-01-2007, 01:31 AM

lol...lucky me.

I'm chatting to Razzmatazz in gabbly, so I might not have too much time for you I'm afraid.

lumberjim · 09-01-2007, 01:35 AM

yeah...gnite then. tell razz i said hi.

Aliantha · 09-01-2007, 01:36 AM

I'll tell her. Sweet dreams sexy.

DucksNuts · 09-01-2007, 05:54 AM

Did LJ really goochie goochie goo Ali?

elSicomoro · 09-01-2007, 12:01 PM

Jim, could you please send me some of whatever the fuck you're smoking? It is apparently quite potent.

I have got to quit reading Cellar when I first wake up.

Spexxvet · 09-04-2007, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

Jim, could you please send me some of whatever the fuck you're smoking? ...

He uses the cyber date-rape drug. On himself. Then he brutally attacks his penis. And likes it.

Flint · 09-04-2007, 11:34 AM

This first part is really funny:

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

He uses the cyber date-rape drug. On himself.

But this part is completely unnecessary:

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Then he brutally attacks his penis.

Adding too much information can ruin a joke. Next, more overkill:

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

And likes it.

It's a repeat of the "long/short" timing, from the first two lines. Too much of a good thing.

HungLikeJesus · 09-01-2007, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Aliantha, in a surprise move, tailposted on spexxvets spanking thread. Her initial post that clicking the link was 'a waste of time' was ironic in that replying to say so was ...what? It seems a pattern that some follow....to pop into a thread after it has played and deride those involved by taking it seriously and making snooty comments. Fillibusterer, tw frequently employs this maddening method of mushmouthed manipulation when he is motivated to mock the masses.

lj - I've done exactly that and I wish to apologize to the entire Cellar community. I've felt bad ever since I posted this:

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The Cellar is a crazy place. I just spent, what, 10 minutes?, reading about toasters, then felt compelled to respond. Toasters? What do they put in the Cellar water?

lumberjim · 09-01-2007, 12:56 PM

I quit smoking, syc. maybe that's the problem.

09-01-2007, 01:13 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Aliantha's attention avarice advances alliteration attempts by assclown Aliantha, in a surprise move, tailposted on spexxvets spanking thread. Her initial post that clicking the link was 'a waste of time' was ironic in that replying to say so was ...what? It seems a pattern that some follow....to pop into a thread after it has played and deride those involved by taking it seriously and making snooty comments. Fillibusterer, tw frequently employs this maddening method of mushmouthed manipulation when he is motivated to mock the masses. It should be noted that the use of the phrase 'surprise move' should be read: "matter of time" for the purposes of this ironically intended and insipid idiotry. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-01-2007, 01:21 AM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yay...I have my own thread posted by the king of everything. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-01-2007, 01:27 AM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Hmmm...my husband might have something to say about that. lol Srsly though, thanks for the thread jimbo. It's just what I've always wanted. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-01-2007, 01:29 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	It was my pleasure. I plan to chat you up repeatedly in here. i was going to go to bed...but i think i shall stay up and tickle you. goochie goochie goo __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-01-2007, 01:31 AM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...lucky me. I'm chatting to Razzmatazz in gabbly, so I might not have too much time for you I'm afraid. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-01-2007, 01:23 AM	#4
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Damn I can't wait till school starts again.

09-01-2007, 01:35 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah...gnite then. tell razz i said hi. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-01-2007, 01:36 AM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I'll tell her. Sweet dreams sexy. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-01-2007, 05:54 AM	#10
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Did LJ really goochie goochie goo Ali?

09-01-2007, 12:01 PM	#11
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Jim, could you please send me some of whatever the fuck you're smoking? It is apparently quite potent. I have got to quit reading Cellar when I first wake up.

09-01-2007, 12:56 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I quit smoking, syc. maybe that's the problem. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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