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11-20-2007, 01:04 AM | #1 |
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Why do you often see a shoe lying on the side of the street?
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11-20-2007, 01:33 AM | #2 |
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It's from a hitch-hiker who got picked up too fast.
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11-20-2007, 09:40 AM | #3 |
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The driver said "hop in".
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11-20-2007, 09:46 AM | #4 |
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if sheep can mosey around in the rain, why do i have to dry clean my wool pants?
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11-20-2007, 03:44 AM | #5 |
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Because it would be shoeicide to lie in the middle of the street?
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11-20-2007, 08:21 AM | #6 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Oof. NB that was a vicious pun
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11-20-2007, 09:25 AM | #7 |
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that's where they land when they fall from airplanes.
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11-20-2007, 10:11 AM | #8 |
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what does cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?
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11-20-2007, 02:24 PM | #9 |
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11-20-2007, 10:50 AM | #10 |
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I wanna know why you see shoes hanging from power lines.
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11-20-2007, 11:08 AM | #11 |
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It's the fuckin' hooligans, I tell you.
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11-20-2007, 11:10 AM | #12 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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11-20-2007, 11:09 PM | #13 |
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I wanna know why you see shoes hanging from power lines
Multiple reasons...The most common is explanation is that drugs are sold nearby (Crack, heroin...take your pick...it's advertising.)
Second is that someone has died there and that it's a memorial.... Third, somebody graduated from school....or military basic training All are listed as possible wacky urban legends...as it happens in rural areas as well as in the cities.
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11-20-2007, 11:17 AM | #14 |
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a cheap alternative to weights on the line? Imagine the power company going to Goodwill and buying a bunch of used shoes.
probably just dumb kids though
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11-20-2007, 02:20 PM | #15 |
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My stepdad wrote a song about lonely shoes like that.
It's probably my favoritest song, evar.
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