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View Poll Results: Do you hold your breath when you shit? | |||
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4 | 33.33% |
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8 | 66.67% |
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Do You Hold Your Breath When You Shit?
Just curious.
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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only if it's a reallllllly big one.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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You mean you inhale the poop molecules?
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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i think we've all inhaled a poop molecule or two in our day, don't you?
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#5 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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No, no, I was a social pooper, but I never inhaled.
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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posh. i fart in your general direction.
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#7 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Arrrgh...cough....choke....poop molec.... thud
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Join Date: May 2007
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Sir Post-A-Lot
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona
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Are you talking about power squeezin' ?
Most breath holding is unnecessary due to courtesy flushes......
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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How can you hold your breath when you are yelling insults at the Evil God of the Chillies who is punishing you for eating his subjects?!
I was always brought up to believe that holding your breath when you poo makes you strain too hard and results in piles. I was also taught that suppressing your sneezes leads to ear damage and my Dad did, and is now hard of hearing. So I don't risk it.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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for once, I think Sundae's Mum is right.
In the recent hemmorhoids (piles) thread glatt advised against holding one's breath, since it prevents the blood around the rectum from draining. Cor, we've been talking a lot of shit lately, haven't we? I mean, more than usual.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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An Awesome Dude
Join Date: Oct 2015
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Nope I sure dont!
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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Sometimes I probably do, it's just like holding your breath while weightlifting. It stabilizes your torso by hardening the diaphragm, but ultimately you should be developing core strength that isn't also restricting your oxygen intake.
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