The 'When the fuck!' thread

lumberjim · 02-12-2008, 05:43 PM

when the fuck were you gonna thank me for being so awesome?

lookout123 · 02-12-2008, 05:45 PM

When ya gonna start?

BigV · 02-12-2008, 05:46 PM

You have to go first. Are you unacquainted with the phrase "cause and effect"?

Cicero · 02-12-2008, 05:56 PM

I seem to be short an awesome valentine in the valentine thre......
oh hi LJ.

You scratch my awesome and I'll scratch yours.

Ok....that's not how it sounds.

lumberjim · 02-12-2008, 05:58 PM

yeah. well.....actually, my awesome is located on my cock.....
so....

Cicero · 02-12-2008, 06:06 PM

lol!!!! It's my new favorite line from Super Bad!!!!

Ok you earned it. That was awesome LJ. Thank you...

(I've been waiting for someone to use that line and properly)

You got pure luuuuucky that time.

BigV · 02-12-2008, 06:26 PM

Pure lucky to have that straight line delivered to him belt high over the middle? P'raps. But where's the skill in hitting those where they ain't?

lumberjim · 02-15-2008, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Pure lucky to have that straight line delivered to him belt high over the middle? P'raps. But where's the skill in hitting those where they ain't?

made even easier by the fact that i had just watched superbad the night before. i'll be re watching that one i think.

Radar · 02-15-2008, 01:44 AM

When the fuck are we going to get the flying cars we were promised in the 50s?

Drax · 02-16-2008, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Radar

When the fuck are we going to get the flying cars we were promised in the 50s?

We got one.

Kingswood · 03-11-2008, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Radar

When the fuck are we going to get the flying cars we were promised in the 50s?

Oh, man, you don't want to go there.

I want you to imagine today's traffic, with all the idiots and morons all doing their idiot things behind the wheel of a car. Speeding, running red lights, cutting off other drivers where the lane merges, driving while intoxicated, causing accidents, that sort of thing.

Now imagine these idiots in a flying car, while remembering that plane crashes are often fatal.

I find it bad enough just sharing the road with these idiots. Somehow the idea of all those idiots given the ability to fly doesn't inspire me with a great deal of confidence.

SteveDallas · 03-11-2008, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kingswood

Now imagine these idiots in a flying car, while remembering that plane crashes are often fatal.

I find it bad enough just sharing the road with these idiots. Somehow the idea of all those idiots given the ability to fly doesn't inspire me with a great deal of confidence.

Don't worry, by that time all traffic will be completely computer-controlled. The computers will decide everything. The computers will keep us safe. The computers will decide when we merge, how fast we go, and how much space we need between vehicles.

lumberjim · 02-15-2008, 01:47 AM

finally...someone got the spirit of the thread. good job radar.

this wasnt a thread about how awesome i am. although i am pretty fucking awesome.....
it was for questions just like that one.

so....flying cars.....
i think maybe 2050 around the advent of cold fusion....

i hope i make it long enough to see it happen.....I'll be 80 in 2050.

SteveDallas · 02-16-2008, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

so....flying cars.....
i think maybe 2050 around the advent of cold fusion....

i hope i make it long enough to see it happen.....I'll be 80 in 2050.

. . . by which time you'll be snorting at these young kids with their new-fangled flying cars while you're puttering around in your 2020 Nissan ("They knew how to make GOOD cars back then!!").

Radar · 02-15-2008, 11:16 PM

When the fuck are the religious right in America going to get it through their thick skulls that America is a secular nation made up of people from all religions and that none of those religions should be legislated onto others?

02-12-2008, 05:43 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The 'When the fuck!' thread when the fuck were you gonna thank me for being so awesome? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-12-2008, 05:45 PM	#2
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02-12-2008, 05:46 PM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	You have to go first. Are you unacquainted with the phrase "cause and effect"? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-12-2008, 05:56 PM	#4
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I seem to be short an awesome valentine in the valentine thre...... oh hi LJ. You scratch my awesome and I'll scratch yours. Ok....that's not how it sounds. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

02-12-2008, 05:58 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah. well.....actually, my awesome is located on my cock..... so.... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-12-2008, 06:06 PM	#6
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	lol!!!! It's my new favorite line from Super Bad!!!! Ok you earned it. That was awesome LJ. Thank you... (I've been waiting for someone to use that line and properly) You got pure luuuuucky that time. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

02-12-2008, 06:26 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Pure lucky to have that straight line delivered to him belt high over the middle? P'raps. But where's the skill in hitting those where they ain't? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-15-2008, 01:44 AM	#9
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	When the fuck are we going to get the flying cars we were promised in the 50s? __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

02-15-2008, 01:47 AM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	finally...someone got the spirit of the thread. good job radar. this wasnt a thread about how awesome i am. although i am pretty fucking awesome..... it was for questions just like that one. so....flying cars..... i think maybe 2050 around the advent of cold fusion.... i hope i make it long enough to see it happen.....I'll be 80 in 2050. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-15-2008, 11:16 PM	#15
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	When the fuck are the religious right in America going to get it through their thick skulls that America is a secular nation made up of people from all religions and that none of those religions should be legislated onto others? __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

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