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06-13-2008, 12:08 AM | #1 |
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I have a hive
Just got back from swimming; now I have a hive-looking raised bump near my collarbone; just at water level. Something, probably a drowning wasp, stung me.
Hope I live to see the morning. I have a bottle of Nyquil I can down in an emergency. :p
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06-13-2008, 12:18 AM | #2 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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I read this thread title and got all excited because I thought I was going to be able to buy honey from you. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that it was merely about anaphylactic shock.
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06-13-2008, 12:24 AM | #3 |
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you don't want my honey? (pouts)
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06-13-2008, 12:25 AM | #4 |
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Only if I can dip it out of the honeypot myself?
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06-13-2008, 12:33 AM | #5 |
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couldn't do beekeeping, though. too many bees!
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06-13-2008, 12:35 AM | #6 |
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Well, this thread has run its course.
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06-13-2008, 12:40 AM | #7 |
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Nonsense. There's always room in a thread for more sexual innuendo.
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06-13-2008, 12:52 AM | #8 |
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definition of innuendo: an Italian supository
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06-13-2008, 12:53 AM | #9 |
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Do you have a little Italian in you?
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06-13-2008, 06:20 AM | #10 |
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You mean like a short Italian guy with a small penis?
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06-13-2008, 07:14 AM | #11 |
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Or a big Italian guy just slipping you the tip...
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06-13-2008, 09:36 AM | #12 |
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whew! made it. I always hated that, "if I should die before I wake" prayer.
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