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Old 06-18-2008, 12:50 AM   #1
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just say NO to cootchie spam! (sorta NSFW)

Came across this little item recently: labia spreader --

notice it says "available in four spams" -- I don't like spam! Certainly not anywhere near my labias!

Also, it's "advanced and sophisticated" -- so much so I can't figure out how one would walk with it. Good thing my jewelry's too big for it, anyway--so not tempted!
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Old 06-18-2008, 12:56 AM   #2
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I ain't got one of those but let me just say OWWWWW !!!
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:06 AM   #3
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oh, you big baby! it only hurts for a second!

actually, no "ow" involved in that particular piece--the owies already in place.
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:13 AM   #4
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Ok then Oww in general for all the stars , spikes , claws , and Evil looking things on that site that folks jam into /thru/ around / and under places that I would NOT think any body would want sharp or pointy things !!!

Call me a big babby if you want , but I Just DON'T GET IT !!!!!
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Old 06-18-2008, 10:13 AM   #5
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it's okay! LOL!

the reason people do it is the same reason people style their hair, wear jewelry, etc. --it's a pretty basic human impulse to decorate one's body. That's one reason, anyway

But as for that particular piece . . . probably not!
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Old 06-18-2008, 12:20 PM   #6
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Available in four spasms is more like it. I'm with Zippy, keep all sharp metallic things away from mr. happy.
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Old 06-18-2008, 03:22 PM   #7
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I assume they meant span?
Still, the typo couldn't have occurred in a more amusing description.

I don't really want mine by metal spread right now, so I'll pass.
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Old 06-18-2008, 04:10 PM   #8
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omg, I attracted spam!

well, no wonder . . .
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:28 AM   #9
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Available in four chasms?
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:44 PM   #10
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Cloud, you forgot to mention that website has a picture gallery(NSFW) .

I didn't find a spreader in the outer labia gallery (maybe I should have looked in the inner labia gallery), but I did find this (NSFW)

I am so speechless I can't even think of a clever line for a caption.
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:03 PM   #11
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JESUS CHRIST. That oughta be marked Not Safe For Anybody.
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:36 PM   #12
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JESUS CHRIST. That oughta be marked Not Safe For Anybody.
It sort of reminds me of Ghostbusters.

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'Are you the Keymaster?'


Let me guess. Her nickname is "Goldilocks"

If her first name was Robin, she'd be Robin of Locksley!
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:38 PM   #13
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That didn't last long!
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:45 PM   #14
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That didn't last long!
If she did it for her boyfriend Seamus, then she has the lock of the Irish!
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Old 06-22-2008, 12:13 AM   #15
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Black Julia has been around for a while, and I've seen worse pictures.

Exactly why I never post my own cootchie pics.
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