June 6, 2008: Zombie Hookers

Big Sarge · 07-06-2008, 01:46 AM

Chattanooga has a prostitution problem on Main Street. A citizens group has started posting photos of the ladies on the web. Also, they have non-functional links to photos of the "johns".

One lady has gained a certain notoriety due to her appearance. She has been dubbed the "zombie hooker". Here she is in all her glory:

Big Sarge · 07-06-2008, 02:10 AM

I forgot the link to the site. BTW, it is safe for work.

www.trickthejohns.com

SPUCK · 07-06-2008, 04:52 AM

How much?

Big Sarge · 07-06-2008, 06:09 AM

You are a braver man than I am!

Undertoad · 07-06-2008, 06:23 AM

You can tell the one guy is a pimp because he's walking with the woman and he's black.

Big Sarge · 07-06-2008, 06:55 AM

I applaud this pimp for hiring a zombie. A large segment of the zombie population is unemployed in the US. It is time we recognized the rights of zombies!

Sundae · 07-06-2008, 10:42 AM

Why wouldn't the hooker have sex with the zombie?
She was worried that he might leave her the tip.

Spose it doesn't matter so much if the hooker is the zombie.

Elspode · 07-06-2008, 11:43 AM

The site isn't exactly teeming with informative photos, is it? These few girls must be working overtime. Of course, there are no pics of johns or plates, so perhaps business isn't good at all.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-06-2008, 11:57 AM

Vigilantism gone wild.

jinx · 07-06-2008, 12:00 PM

Is the zombi doing the Scarlett O'Hara thing.... wearing motel room curtains as a skirt?

Shawnee123 · 07-07-2008, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Is the zombi doing the Scarlett O'Hara thing.... wearing motel room curtains as a skirt?

Classic!

"I saw it in the window and I just couldn't pass it up."

:p

Zombies need love, too.

Sundae · 07-06-2008, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Of course, there are no pics of johns or plates, so perhaps business isn't good at all.

Plates? Never heard that term before.
Damn. I think I have grossly misunderstood references to drivers having the Blue Plate Special in American books!

ETA just realised it's LICENCE plates.
I thought it was another word for John.

HungLikeJesus · 07-06-2008, 12:03 PM

Just for fun, I want to repost some of the RFN pictures to that site.

newtimer · 07-06-2008, 01:17 PM

That's just mean! How do you people know she's a hooker? And what makes you think she's even a zombie?

She is simply a Klingon who came to Earth for a vacation. And this ugly name-calling is how you welcome her to our planet?

tuH!

birdclaw · 07-06-2008, 02:37 PM

Zombie
1. (in voodoo)
a. the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.

If you were a necrophiliac this could be your dream date. (but beware the evil purpose and the high prices)

07-06-2008, 01:46 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	June 6, 2008: Zombie Hookers Chattanooga has a prostitution problem on Main Street. A citizens group has started posting photos of the ladies on the web. Also, they have non-functional links to photos of the "johns". One lady has gained a certain notoriety due to her appearance. She has been dubbed the "zombie hooker". Here she is in all her glory: Last edited by Big Sarge; 07-06-2008 at 02:12 AM.

07-06-2008, 11:43 AM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The site isn't exactly teeming with informative photos, is it? These few girls must be working overtime. Of course, there are no pics of johns or plates, so perhaps business isn't good at all. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-06-2008, 11:57 AM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Vigilantism gone wild. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-06-2008, 12:00 PM	#10
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Is the zombi doing the Scarlett O'Hara thing.... wearing motel room curtains as a skirt? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

07-06-2008, 12:03 PM	#13
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Just for fun, I want to repost some of the RFN pictures to that site. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

07-06-2008, 02:10 AM	#2
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I forgot the link to the site. BTW, it is safe for work. www.trickthejohns.com

07-06-2008, 04:52 AM	#3
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	How much?

07-06-2008, 06:09 AM	#4
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	You are a braver man than I am!

07-06-2008, 06:23 AM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You can tell the one guy is a pimp because he's walking with the woman and he's black.

07-06-2008, 06:55 AM	#6
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I applaud this pimp for hiring a zombie. A large segment of the zombie population is unemployed in the US. It is time we recognized the rights of zombies!

07-06-2008, 10:42 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Why wouldn't the hooker have sex with the zombie? She was worried that he might leave her the tip. Spose it doesn't matter so much if the hooker is the zombie.

07-06-2008, 01:17 PM	#14
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	That's just mean! How do you people know she's a hooker? And what makes you think she's even a zombie? She is simply a Klingon who came to Earth for a vacation. And this ugly name-calling is how you welcome her to our planet? tuH!

07-06-2008, 02:37 PM	#15
birdclaw putting the "g" in flight Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 145	Zombie 1. (in voodoo) a. the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose. If you were a necrophiliac this could be your dream date. (but beware the evil purpose and the high prices)

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