Mexicant

Rexmons · 09-14-2008, 05:38 AM

My friend "Crazy Joe" was over my house tonight and the two of us were hanging out bullshitting at around two in the morning. He needed to go to his car to get his cigarettes and about 20 seconds after he walked out the front door I heard him call my name from outside. As I stood up to look out the window and see what he wanted, he screamed my name. I instantly knew something was wrong from the way he screamed the second time (I live in a rough neighborhood) so I grabbed this knife I keep next to me and ran outside. When I opened the front door I saw him standing over some little Mexican guy who was lying in a pool of blood. Apparently this drunken idiot was just sitting in my friends car and when my friend opened the door and said what are you doing in my car, the guy said "no this is my car". Just as my friend noticed his car radio was hanging out the dash (the guy was trying to steal it), the Mexican guy tried making a run for it but was stopped short by a serious three piece combo as he was getting out. His blood was all over the street, on the outside of the car, on the back right window, and some splash back got on my friend. Just as the police arrived I thought maybe I should record this on my phone so here's what happened about 5 seconds after the cops showed up. By the way he left in an ambulance.

Sundae · 09-14-2008, 06:32 AM

I don't know what this means, sorry (which means I don't get why he is bloody)

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the Mexican guy tried making a run for it but was stopped short by a serious three piece combo as he was getting out.

Trilby · 09-14-2008, 08:01 AM

so...the guy was shot (?) for a car stereo?

Undertoad · 09-14-2008, 08:52 AM

Dude wasn't shot it looks like he was just dealt a severe beatdown.

regular.joe · 09-14-2008, 09:22 AM

That was a big cop.

Cicero · 09-14-2008, 11:16 AM

"No this is my car..." lol! Sounds about right, though it's hilarious!!! lol!

Like your friend was going to say, "oh sorry, my bad". And turn around and walk off...

I think that would totally piss me off. (at the time)

monster · 09-14-2008, 11:22 AM

Isn't a 3-piece-combo aka the family jewels? Which doesn't make sense in this context, but....

[offtopic]googling for other interpretations found me the Alternative French Dictionary which is an interesting little site for those who like bad words [/offtopic]

bluecuracao · 09-14-2008, 11:29 AM

I don't get the thread title. Is it supposed to be funny or something?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-14-2008, 11:39 AM

No problem, he'll get the best medical care the taxpayers can buy, and be back on the street stealing stereos in no time.

HungLikeJesus · 09-14-2008, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao

I don't get the thread title. Is it supposed to be funny or something?

I think he left out the '.

bluecuracao · 09-14-2008, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I think he left out the '.

So it's a punny, then.

I wonder what Rexmons would've called it if the stereo thief was a white or black guy? Nothing comes to mind right off the bat.

Rexmons · 09-14-2008, 03:03 PM

sorry for not elaborating - by three piece combo i mean a 3 punch combo. By the way can anyone translate what the hell this guy was saying? All we understood was "Cerveza" (beer).

African't American, Caucasain't? I dunno the Mexican't thing is from that movie where he says to the Mexican guy "are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCan't?"

Beest · 09-15-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rexmons

the Mexican't thing is from that movie where he says to the Mexican guy "are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCan't?"

Once Upon a time in Mexico, good movie.

Elspode · 09-14-2008, 03:06 PM

If more people got their asses kicked for trying to steal car stereos, I'll wager that there'd be far fewer stolen car stereos.

Shit's gotta stop somewhere. People suck. I mean, I don't speak Spanish for shit, but when the dude is sitting on the ground talking, I'm betting he wasn't saying, "Yeah, I had some beers and thought it would be a good idea to steal this guy's radio, but they caught me in the act and beat the shit out of me. Guess I probably deserved it."

I'm thinking he was probably spewing some BS hoping he'd get out of it somehow...so he's a thief and a liar, and therefore scum, I think. Oh, and BTW...race doesn't enter into it. Scum is scum.

Cicero · 09-14-2008, 11:44 AM

Nahh, this sounds like someone is going to get deported.

09-14-2008, 05:38 AM	#1
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	Mexicant My friend "Crazy Joe" was over my house tonight and the two of us were hanging out bullshitting at around two in the morning. He needed to go to his car to get his cigarettes and about 20 seconds after he walked out the front door I heard him call my name from outside. As I stood up to look out the window and see what he wanted, he screamed my name. I instantly knew something was wrong from the way he screamed the second time (I live in a rough neighborhood) so I grabbed this knife I keep next to me and ran outside. When I opened the front door I saw him standing over some little Mexican guy who was lying in a pool of blood. Apparently this drunken idiot was just sitting in my friends car and when my friend opened the door and said what are you doing in my car, the guy said "no this is my car". Just as my friend noticed his car radio was hanging out the dash (the guy was trying to steal it), the Mexican guy tried making a run for it but was stopped short by a serious three piece combo as he was getting out. His blood was all over the street, on the outside of the car, on the back right window, and some splash back got on my friend. Just as the police arrived I thought maybe I should record this on my phone so here's what happened about 5 seconds after the cops showed up. By the way he left in an ambulance. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

09-14-2008, 08:01 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	so...the guy was shot (?) for a car stereo? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-14-2008, 09:22 AM	#5
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	That was a big cop. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

09-14-2008, 11:16 AM	#6
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	"No this is my car..." lol! Sounds about right, though it's hilarious!!! lol! Like your friend was going to say, "oh sorry, my bad". And turn around and walk off... I think that would totally piss me off. (at the time) __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

09-14-2008, 11:22 AM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Isn't a 3-piece-combo aka the family jewels? Which doesn't make sense in this context, but.... [offtopic]googling for other interpretations found me the Alternative French Dictionary which is an interesting little site for those who like bad words [/offtopic] __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-14-2008, 08:52 AM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Dude wasn't shot it looks like he was just dealt a severe beatdown.

09-14-2008, 11:29 AM	#8
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	I don't get the thread title. Is it supposed to be funny or something?

09-14-2008, 11:39 AM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No problem, he'll get the best medical care the taxpayers can buy, and be back on the street stealing stereos in no time. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-14-2008, 03:03 PM	#12
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	sorry for not elaborating - by three piece combo i mean a 3 punch combo. By the way can anyone translate what the hell this guy was saying? All we understood was "Cerveza" (beer). African't American, Caucasain't? I dunno the Mexican't thing is from that movie where he says to the Mexican guy "are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCan't?" __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

09-14-2008, 03:06 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	If more people got their asses kicked for trying to steal car stereos, I'll wager that there'd be far fewer stolen car stereos. Shit's gotta stop somewhere. People suck. I mean, I don't speak Spanish for shit, but when the dude is sitting on the ground talking, I'm betting he wasn't saying, "Yeah, I had some beers and thought it would be a good idea to steal this guy's radio, but they caught me in the act and beat the shit out of me. Guess I probably deserved it." I'm thinking he was probably spewing some BS hoping he'd get out of it somehow...so he's a thief and a liar, and therefore scum, I think. Oh, and BTW...race doesn't enter into it. Scum is scum. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-14-2008, 11:44 AM	#15
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Nahh, this sounds like someone is going to get deported. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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