November 1, 2008: My Son, Spud

xoxoxoBruce · 11-01-2008, 11:16 AM

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As a father of three daughters, Andrew Stewart has always wanted a son.
So, when his mother handed him a inch-long potato taken from a bag of Maris Pipers with an uncanny likeness to his nephew, he thought his prayers had been answered.

The carpet fitter, of Higher Bank Road, Fulwood, could not believe the likeness the vegetable he has dubbed 'Spuddy' bears to his young six-year-old relative.

The 46-year-old said: "He is only tiny but you can see a little face and even got the hair which looks like it is blowing in the wind; all the neighbours have been over and they cannot believe the likeness.

"My mum, Evelyn, gave it to me and said to give it to my youngest daughter Olivia, 9, and she will not leave him alone now.

Must be something in the genes, the whole family is daft. Or maybe the water, as the reporter seems to be afflicted too.

I predict Progeria in this lad's future.

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spudcon · 11-01-2008, 11:44 AM

I fear the Great Potato Conspiracy has affected the reporter's and the family's mind.
I say, as always, BEWARE OF POTATOES!

findpolitics · 11-01-2008, 12:52 PM

Progeria .... Perogy ... spud ... ha!

Gravdigr · 11-01-2008, 04:27 PM

That tater is staring at me...

footfootfoot · 11-01-2008, 04:30 PM

"...He's going to survive, but he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life..."
[/shaggydogstory]

DanaC · 11-01-2008, 05:09 PM

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all the neighbours have been over and they cannot believe the likeness.

......that's either cute or scary.

elSicomoro · 11-01-2008, 08:47 PM

Maybe they're just really fucking bored and/or easily amused in Fulwood.

ZenGum · 11-01-2008, 09:00 PM

What, no recipes?

How long until that thing is on ebay?

Sundae · 11-02-2008, 08:22 AM

Is it me, or is Spud in a boiled egg in the picture on the left?

Sheldonrs · 11-02-2008, 08:28 AM

"They call me...Tater Salad."

elSicomoro · 11-02-2008, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

"They call me...Tater Salad."

Wow...I didn't think gay people liked Blue Collar Comedy.

Trilby · 11-02-2008, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

Wow...I didn't think gay people liked Blue Collar Comedy.

my god, what a racist thing to say!

If I had my spud-gun, I"d shoot ya!

Sheldonrs · 11-02-2008, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

Wow...I didn't think gay people liked Blue Collar Comedy.

If it makes you feel better, I'm going to see Kathy Griffin this Thursday. Do I get to keep my gay card?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-02-2008, 05:19 PM

As long as you don't sleep with her after.

Sundae · 11-03-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

If it makes you feel better, I'm going to see Kathy Griffin this Thursday. Do I get to keep my gay card?

No. I don't know who she is.
So she isn't sufficiently gay of sufficiently famous.
No more cock for you.

Bet you wish you hadn't asked now.

11-01-2008, 11:44 AM	#2
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	I fear the Great Potato Conspiracy has affected the reporter's and the family's mind. I say, as always, BEWARE OF POTATOES! __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

11-01-2008, 12:52 PM	#3
findpolitics Long Time Listener, First Time Caller Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 32	Perogy-a! Progeria .... Perogy ... spud ... ha!

11-01-2008, 04:27 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That tater is staring at me... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-01-2008, 04:30 PM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	"...He's going to survive, but he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life..." [/shaggydogstory] __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-01-2008, 09:00 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What, no recipes? How long until that thing is on ebay? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-01-2008, 08:47 PM	#7
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Maybe they're just really fucking bored and/or easily amused in Fulwood.

11-02-2008, 08:22 AM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Is it me, or is Spud in a boiled egg in the picture on the left?

11-02-2008, 08:28 AM	#10
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"They call me...Tater Salad." __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-02-2008, 05:19 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	As long as you don't sleep with her after. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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