Feb 19, 2009: Fire Extinguisher

xoxoxoBruce · 02-19-2009, 12:53 AM

Fire extinguishers here in the US, and probably throughout most of the world come in three basic types, labeled A, B and C.

These types and their use is outlined below;

But the Russians, while they probably have the A, B and C types, have one more.

Not as fast, but more fun, is type Pee.

Caution: type Pee is for very slow fires only.

Crimson Ghost · 02-19-2009, 01:18 AM

Why does it burn when I pee, mommy?

JuancoRocks · 02-19-2009, 01:39 AM

It actually says.......

1. After consuming this container......
2. Do NOT go swimming for 20 minutes......
3. When swimming....Do NOT pee in the pool.....

Gravdigr · 02-19-2009, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

Why does it burn when I pee, mommy?

Because you loved an unclean woman.

Crimson Ghost · 02-20-2009, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Because you loved an unclean woman.

Mama's gonna check out all of your girlfriends for you...
Mama won't let anyone dirty get through...

newtimer · 02-19-2009, 01:46 AM

1. Take out the cork; sneeze; enjoy a bottle of western decadent Mountain Dew...
2. Each bottle of that crap contains enough calories to keep 20 men alive for a day...
3. If you bend over and fart next to a fire, it will flare up....

limey · 02-19-2009, 02:18 AM

[translator]It's beer.[/translator]

SPUCK · 02-19-2009, 04:51 AM

Left out Class E fires.
Burning nuclear material => Chernobyl

Ingredient: Sand

capnhowdy · 02-19-2009, 07:14 AM

I've had one of these fuckers all along and didn't know it.

Thanks, XOB.

kelso · 02-19-2009, 12:09 PM

In Colombia a few years ago we were in my open-top jeep driving out of town to a farm for a BBQ. We were stopped by traffic police who noticed we had no fire extinguisher. I showed them the two cases of beer we had in the back and assured them that we'd have enough pee to put out a considerable blaze. They laughed and let us go - one of the benefits of living in Latin America!

Cloud · 02-19-2009, 02:18 PM

you have to carry a fire extinguisher in your vehicle in Colombia?

Trilby · 02-19-2009, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

you have to carry a fire extinguisher in your vehicle in Colombia?

No; the moral of the story is: you have to carry a fire extinguisher OR two cases of beer.

capnhowdy · 02-19-2009, 04:03 PM

There are clean ones?

ZenGum · 02-19-2009, 08:14 PM

Beer IS a suitable fire extinguisher to carry in your vehicle or have in your kitchen!!!

IS IS IS!

What is in those class B extinguishers? Foam. It forms a blanket on top of burning oil and smothers it (where water would displace the oil and spread it around).

Take your beer, open the top just a tad (or narrow the opening with a finger), shake well, allow foam to spurt out onto the fire, create a foam mat. Wait for foaming to stop, drink slightly flat beer, belch, continue barbecue. Simple.

Tawny · 02-20-2009, 02:00 AM

This is the translation of that instruction:

1. In event of fire, quickly down your bottle of Vodka

2. Wait 20 minutes for alcohol to be absorbed in order to reach the required
National Blood Alcohol Standard of .2 -.5

3. Proceed to use extinguisher. If unable to do so due to intoxication,
urination is acceptable alternative. Aim stream in sweeping motion and
stagger away from fire

02-19-2009, 12:53 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Feb 19, 2009: Fire Extinguisher Fire extinguishers here in the US, and probably throughout most of the world come in three basic types, labeled A, B and C. These types and their use is outlined below; But the Russians, while they probably have the A, B and C types, have one more. Not as fast, but more fun, is type Pee. Caution: type Pee is for very slow fires only. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-19-2009, 01:18 AM	#2
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Why does it burn when I pee, mommy? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

02-19-2009, 01:39 AM	#3
JuancoRocks Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona Posts: 437	Fire Extinguisher It actually says....... 1. After consuming this container...... 2. Do NOT go swimming for 20 minutes...... 3. When swimming....Do NOT pee in the pool..... __________________ "That's just like your opinion man"

02-19-2009, 02:18 AM	#7
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	[translator]It's beer.[/translator] __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

02-19-2009, 07:14 AM	#9
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I've had one of these fuckers all along and didn't know it. Thanks, XOB. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-19-2009, 01:46 AM	#6
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	1. Take out the cork; sneeze; enjoy a bottle of western decadent Mountain Dew... 2. Each bottle of that crap contains enough calories to keep 20 men alive for a day... 3. If you bend over and fart next to a fire, it will flare up....

02-19-2009, 04:51 AM	#8
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Left out Class E fires. Burning nuclear material => Chernobyl Ingredient: Sand

02-19-2009, 12:09 PM	#10
kelso Resident-in-Training Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Colombia Posts: 7	In Colombia a few years ago we were in my open-top jeep driving out of town to a farm for a BBQ. We were stopped by traffic police who noticed we had no fire extinguisher. I showed them the two cases of beer we had in the back and assured them that we'd have enough pee to put out a considerable blaze. They laughed and let us go - one of the benefits of living in Latin America!

02-19-2009, 02:18 PM	#11
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	you have to carry a fire extinguisher in your vehicle in Colombia? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

02-19-2009, 04:03 PM	#13
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	There are clean ones? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-19-2009, 08:14 PM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Beer IS a suitable fire extinguisher to carry in your vehicle or have in your kitchen!!! IS IS IS! What is in those class B extinguishers? Foam. It forms a blanket on top of burning oil and smothers it (where water would displace the oil and spread it around). Take your beer, open the top just a tad (or narrow the opening with a finger), shake well, allow foam to spurt out onto the fire, create a foam mat. Wait for foaming to stop, drink slightly flat beer, belch, continue barbecue. Simple. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-20-2009, 02:00 AM	#15
Tawny Named After the Family Dog Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl Posts: 79	This is the translation of that instruction: 1. In event of fire, quickly down your bottle of Vodka 2. Wait 20 minutes for alcohol to be absorbed in order to reach the required National Blood Alcohol Standard of .2 -.5 3. Proceed to use extinguisher. If unable to do so due to intoxication, urination is acceptable alternative. Aim stream in sweeping motion and stagger away from fire

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