Put in your order:

morethanpretty · 03-10-2009, 11:19 PM

Jim is giving lap dances!

Classicman has already gotten his, he gave good reviews.

lumberjim · 03-10-2009, 11:21 PM

a boy has to make a living

Nirvana · 03-10-2009, 11:25 PM

Kewl I will meet you here tomorrow nite at 11pm!

classicman · 03-10-2009, 11:25 PM

and a man must donate to the children

Shawnee123 · 03-11-2009, 12:10 AM

Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.

ZenGum · 03-11-2009, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.

I wish I didn't have such a visual (and dirty) imagination.

Shawnee123 · 03-11-2009, 12:20 AM

I don't get it.

Please explain in intricate detail. Thank you.

ZenGum · 03-11-2009, 12:22 AM

Lap dancing ... mayo ... err, are you getting it yet?

Shawnee123 · 03-11-2009, 12:23 AM

No, where does the ham come in?

ZenGum · 03-11-2009, 12:28 AM

Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.

Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?

Tulip · 03-11-2009, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.

Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?

Hmm....it actually has been that long since I was a teenager. Thanks for the explanation. I honestly didn't get it. I thought ham was for the butt, you know, cuz it's a lap dance. So, where the mayo come in???

LOL.....

xoxoxoBruce · 03-11-2009, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tulip

Hmm....it actually has been that long since I was a teenager. Thanks for the explanation. I honestly didn't get it. I thought ham was for the butt, you know, cuz it's a lap dance. So, where the mayo come in???

LOL.....

Ham is lapdancer. Mayo from lapdancee.

Shawnee123 · 03-11-2009, 12:29 AM

I know. I was pitching one in to ya, dude. You're slipping.

SteveDallas · 03-11-2009, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I was pitching one in to ya, dude.

Oh, is that what you kids call it these days.

Beestie · 03-11-2009, 03:51 AM

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03-10-2009, 11:19 PM	#1
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Put in your order: Jim is giving lap dances! Classicman has already gotten his, he gave good reviews. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

03-10-2009, 11:21 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	a boy has to make a living __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-10-2009, 11:25 PM	#3
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Kewl I will meet you here tomorrow nite at 11pm! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

03-10-2009, 11:25 PM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	and a man must donate to the children __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-11-2009, 12:10 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-11-2009, 12:20 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I don't get it. Please explain in intricate detail. Thank you. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-11-2009, 12:22 AM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Lap dancing ... mayo ... err, are you getting it yet? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-11-2009, 12:23 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	No, where does the ham come in? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-11-2009, 12:28 AM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty. Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-11-2009, 12:29 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I know. I was pitching one in to ya, dude. You're slipping. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-11-2009, 03:51 AM	#15
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Countdown to another amazingly awesome one-liner from Sheldonrs: 3... 2... 1... __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

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