Mar 20, 2009: Bat-ronaut

xoxoxoBruce · 03-20-2009, 01:11 AM

You may have seen this picture of a Mexican Free Tailed Bat, that hiched a ride on the Space Shuttle's last shot.

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In the hours before Discovery's liftoff, NASA's Final Inspection Team (called the "ICE team") investigated whether the creature would pose a risk to the shuttle if its body impacted the orbiter's sensitive heat shield tiling. Ultimately, NASA officials signed a waiver confirming that the bat was safe to fly with.

"The bat eventually became 'Interim Problem Report 119V-0080' after the ICE team finished their walkdown," the memo said. "Systems Engineering and Integration performed a debris analysis on him and ultimately a Launch Commit Criteria waiver to ICE-01 was written to accept the stowaway."

It seems the bat was hurt, and probably couldn't, or was afraid to, leave it's perch.

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"Based on images and video, a wildlife expert who provides support to the center said the small creature was a free tail bat that likely had a broken left wing and some problem with its right shoulder or wrist," NASA officials said Tuesday. "The animal likely perished quickly during Discovery's climb into orbit."

Because the Kennedy Space Center is also home to Florida's Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge, NASA's launch pads are equipped with several countermeasures, including warning sirens, to ward off birds and other wildlife. NASA also relies on radar to make sure large flocks of birds won't be struck by the shuttle during liftoff.

Gizmodo wrote;

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Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness.
Whether he was consumed in the exhaust flames or frozen solid in the stratosphere is of no concern. We know that Spacebat died, but his dream will live on in all of us.

But he may be back.

Beestie · 03-20-2009, 03:16 AM

Not yer lucky day, is it bat?

SPUCK · 03-20-2009, 05:32 AM

He went like a bat into Hell.

TheMercenary · 03-20-2009, 07:36 AM

I still say he is up there on the longest glide home and is going to show up in a few weeks at the bat cave with some awesome stories.

Trilby · 03-20-2009, 08:12 AM

well, bruce, you've finally done it. I feel sorry for a bat.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-20-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

well, bruce, you've finally done it. I feel sorry for a bat.

And an undocumented Mexican bat, to boot.

monster · 03-20-2009, 08:13 AM

Pre-BBQd, no recipes required. poor bat

Shawnee123 · 03-20-2009, 08:18 AM

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

capnhowdy · 03-20-2009, 08:28 AM

Some bats will do anything for attention.

sweetwater · 03-20-2009, 08:47 AM

I think I would buy a Spacebat tee shirt if they existed. Which they will. Soon. I bet.
...and ahem

monster · 03-20-2009, 08:51 AM

maybe we should adopt spacebat as cellar mascot? We surely have enough flaming and some batty behavior. and if what sheldon says about his rocket is true......

We could invite spacebat sponsors to hit the tip jar and receive a portion of his ashes in the mail with a certificate of authentication....

spudcon · 03-20-2009, 10:59 AM

NASA probably stuck him there with pine tar.

birdclaw · 03-20-2009, 11:04 AM

Does anyone else find it odd that the Kennedy Space Center is located in a wildlife refuge? And do you think the siren are really going to scare anything off? I mean all the animals probably have hearing issues due to take offs anyway.

Shawnee123 · 03-20-2009, 11:13 AM

Sirens scare people off all the time!

monster · 03-20-2009, 12:13 PM

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03-20-2009, 03:16 AM	#2
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Not yer lucky day, is it bat? __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

03-20-2009, 07:36 AM	#4
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I still say he is up there on the longest glide home and is going to show up in a few weeks at the bat cave with some awesome stories. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-20-2009, 08:12 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	well, bruce, you've finally done it. I feel sorry for a bat. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-20-2009, 08:13 AM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Pre-BBQd, no recipes required. poor bat __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-20-2009, 08:18 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	This is Major Tom to Ground Control I’m stepping through the door And I’m floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-20-2009, 05:32 AM	#3
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	He went like a bat into Hell.

03-20-2009, 08:28 AM	#9
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Some bats will do anything for attention. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-20-2009, 08:47 AM	#10
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	I think I would buy a Spacebat tee shirt if they existed. Which they will. Soon. I bet. ...and ahem __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

03-20-2009, 08:51 AM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	maybe we should adopt spacebat as cellar mascot? We surely have enough flaming and some batty behavior. and if what sheldon says about his rocket is true...... We could invite spacebat sponsors to hit the tip jar and receive a portion of his ashes in the mail with a certificate of authentication.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-20-2009, 10:59 AM	#12
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	NASA probably stuck him there with pine tar. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

03-20-2009, 11:04 AM	#13
birdclaw putting the "g" in flight Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 145	Does anyone else find it odd that the Kennedy Space Center is located in a wildlife refuge? And do you think the siren are really going to scare anything off? I mean all the animals probably have hearing issues due to take offs anyway.

03-20-2009, 11:13 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sirens scare people off all the time! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-20-2009, 12:13 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	. Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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