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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
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Can you do this?
Well?
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Parts unknown.
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Ouch. No.
Oooouuuuuuch. Still no.
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
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I wore contacts for a couple years. After the first few times it's a piece of cake, really.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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put contacts in? Sure. how the hell else would I see?
Touch my eyeball without a contact between it and my finger ...well I can, but it's generally not a pleasant sensation, so I don't.
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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ack!
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I am scared to try touching my eyeball.....
can you bend just the first knuckle?
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#7 |
I know, right?
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,539
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Touch my eyeball? No problem.
I can do the knuckle thing, but not as good as my daughter. Can you wiggle your ears? I can. Without touching them, that is. ![]() |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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The first knuckle thing is related to wanking, tha knows......
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
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I can do the eyeball thing and the knuckle thing.
Can you bend your thumb back so the top joint forms a 90 degree angle? I can. (picture later if anyone wants to see)
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lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,120
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I can touch my eyeball, wiggle my ears (even one at a time, woohoo!), do the Vulcan hand thing, and simultaneously write in reverse & upside down. Even write with both hands at the same time so that the script converges in a mirror-image way, but only with the same word(s). There is no known market for any of my special talents, though. *sigh*
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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I can do the finger thing and touch my eyeball.
Can you roll your tongue? Turn it sideways? Or make a 3-leaf clover out of it? Or make it really 'fat'? ![]() ETA: there is a market for my talents, wink wink nudge nudge.
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I know, right?
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,539
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Pie! My daughter can do the tongue thing. When ever she demonstrates, I have to remind myself that she is only 13 and has no idea what kind of comments she will be opening herself to pretty soon, if she continues.
![]() I can do the writing backward thing too, with my left hand. I demonstrated this for my son just two nights ago after we were using his mini-whiteboard to practice math. I wrote something, he gave me a funny look and I told him to go check it in the mirror. ![]() There used to be a TV weather guy who wrote things backwards as he stood behind a glass panel with the map on it; I always thought that was pretty nifty. |
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
Posts: 4,968
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Touch my eyeball - yes.
One knuckle only - yes. Hitchhiker thumb - yes. Tongue roll etc. - yes - though I can't roll my R's. Can't do the ears or the backward writing. But I can wiggle my nose. I wiggled it during our wedding vows trying to make Mrs. Dar crack up, but she managed to resist.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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I can touch my eyeball. I can't do the knuckle thing but I can form a star trek V but curl the two fingers in the middle around my pointer and pinkie, without assistance from the other hand(s)
I can roll my tongue, fold it over, and under....but could never trill my r's. I can stand on my toes, if I don't have shoes on. Actually they fold under and I stand on them, not on point. I'm talentless.
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Touring the facilities
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
Posts: 3,476
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Yes to the knuckle thing, hitchikers thumb and the eyeball thing. The only fancy thing I can do with my tongue is tie a cherry stem in a knot. But that is even with the help of my teeth. I can write backwards, too.
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