May 1, 2009: Not A Shark

xoxoxoBruce · 04-30-2009, 11:50 PM

Don't give me no crap, this is not a shark, it's a Dolphin.
Granted it's a funny looking Dolphin called a Snubfin, but hey it's an Aussie Dolphin so that explains it.

And it's not only funny looking it also spits, more accurately it shoots water jets from it's mouth to round up fish.

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A rare species of Australian dolphin has been found to catch its fish prey by spitting water, according to research by WWF. The small snubfin dolphins hunt in groups and use their spitting technique to round up fish they have chased to the surface by firing jets of water from their mouths.

The unusual behaviour has only been observed in one other dolphin species, the Irrawaddy dolphin, which lives throughout south and south-east Asia.

Unfortunately, we have to come up with recipes quickly for this one.

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New research by WWF indicates that Australia's heavily populated coastline and rapidly expanding tourist developments near environmental wonders, such as the Great Barrier Reef, could see this species disappear before it is properly understood.

So fire up the bogan barbie, baby... let's get cookin'.

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zippyt · 05-01-2009, 12:10 AM

OMG !!! Its a Stubby fin SHARK !!!
AHHH !!!
RUNNNN FOR THE HILLS !!

SPUCK · 05-01-2009, 03:08 AM

No it's not...

It's a distorted penis shark.... RUN for the hills!!

ZenGum · 05-01-2009, 07:34 AM

1. Marinade dolphin in a briny solution of effluent, untreated sewage, and agricultural run-off. For extra zing, add 17 shipping container of ammonium nitrate and 3,000 tonnes of diesel oil.
2. Tenderize dolphin, by repeatedly running over it with a speedboat. If you have an outboard propeller, this can also give you a head start in chopping.
3. Hack dolphin into slabs with a knife the size of your forearm. Wear a manly hat while doing this.
4. Throw large slabs of dolphin flesh onto the barbie.
5. Drink one beer.
6. Turn meat.
7. Drink another beer.
8. Remove from heat and serve.
It is often done to set aside the more easily recognizable parts of the animal, to serve to more sensitive guests. The laughter their reactions will generate can break the ice and make your barbecue a truly memorable one.

BigV · 11-25-2012, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

1. Marinade dolphin in a briny solution of effluent, untreated sewage, and agricultural run-off. For extra zing, add 17 shipping container of ammonium nitrate and 3,000 tonnes of diesel oil.
2. Tenderize dolphin, by repeatedly running over it with a speedboat. If --snip

Tenderize? I think you mean vaporize.

@ xoB

They're attacking in wave formation. swim for the hills!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-28-2012, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Marinade dolphin in a briny solution of effluent, untreated sewage, and agricultural run-off. For extra zing, add 17 shipping container of ammonium nitrate and 3,000 tonnes of diesel oil.

Lamplighter · 11-28-2012, 10:31 AM

That pic of the eagle could go in Gravdigr's thread "Faces"

Ever since Audubon made his drawings, birds have emotional facial expressions.

capnhowdy · 05-01-2009, 08:04 AM

That's a tough post to follow.
Just downright funny. Thanx for the chuckle this morning.

Trilby · 05-01-2009, 08:21 AM

It's a shark that mated with a dolphin.

sweetwater · 05-01-2009, 08:31 AM

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And it's not only funny looking it also spits,

Are you sure it's not a ba-lugie whale?

birdclaw · 05-01-2009, 09:13 AM

Mmm dolphin roasted on a spit.

Sheldonrs · 05-01-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by birdclaw

Mmm dolphin roasted on a spit.

Wrong species:

http://www.travelpod.com/travel-blog...0680/tpod.html

Queen of the Ryche · 05-01-2009, 10:27 AM

I'm going to Zen's house for BBQ. And I'll bring a manly hat. Hilarious.

Uryoces · 05-01-2009, 03:29 PM

It's a sh... never mind.

You boil these guys in beer with onions!

Has it been two years? Crap.

DanaC · 05-01-2009, 03:43 PM

Wow. An old face returns

05-01-2009, 12:10 AM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	OMG !!! Its a Stubby fin SHARK !!! AHHH !!! RUNNNN FOR THE HILLS !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-01-2009, 07:34 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	1. Marinade dolphin in a briny solution of effluent, untreated sewage, and agricultural run-off. For extra zing, add 17 shipping container of ammonium nitrate and 3,000 tonnes of diesel oil. 2. Tenderize dolphin, by repeatedly running over it with a speedboat. If you have an outboard propeller, this can also give you a head start in chopping. 3. Hack dolphin into slabs with a knife the size of your forearm. Wear a manly hat while doing this. 4. Throw large slabs of dolphin flesh onto the barbie. 5. Drink one beer. 6. Turn meat. 7. Drink another beer. 8. Remove from heat and serve. It is often done to set aside the more easily recognizable parts of the animal, to serve to more sensitive guests. The laughter their reactions will generate can break the ice and make your barbecue a truly memorable one. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-01-2009, 08:04 AM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	That's a tough post to follow. Just downright funny. Thanx for the chuckle this morning. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-01-2009, 08:21 AM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	It's a shark that mated with a dolphin. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-01-2009, 10:27 AM	#13
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	I'm going to Zen's house for BBQ. And I'll bring a manly hat. Hilarious. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

05-01-2009, 03:08 AM	#3
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	No it's not... It's a distorted penis shark.... RUN for the hills!!

11-28-2012, 10:31 AM	#7
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	That pic of the eagle could go in Gravdigr's thread "Faces" Ever since Audubon made his drawings, birds have emotional facial expressions.

05-01-2009, 09:13 AM	#11
birdclaw putting the "g" in flight Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 145	Mmm dolphin roasted on a spit.

05-01-2009, 03:29 PM	#14
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	It's a sh... never mind. You boil these guys in beer with onions! Has it been two years? Crap. __________________ The party's over ... the drink ... and the luck ... ran out.

05-01-2009, 03:43 PM	#15
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Wow. An old face returns

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