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07-03-2009, 03:40 AM | #1 |
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Did you know...
...that the Northern Hairy Nosed Wombat is more endangered than the Sumatran Tiger or the Giant Panda?
I didn't. That's what I learned today. (among other things) Do you have a 'did you know?'
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07-03-2009, 04:22 AM | #2 |
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... that starting this thread with something learned today sounds a lot like the What I Learned Today thread.
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07-03-2009, 05:01 AM | #3 |
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Yeah...I thought of that after I'd written most of it, but then I thought I'd leave it here because the fact that I learned it today is incidental to the point of the thread.
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07-03-2009, 11:57 AM | #4 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Oh, I have one. (Well, it was a couple days ago...but it'll count.)
Microsoft Excel has a row limit. Up in the range of 65000, I think. I was combining spreadsheets and it ran out of room! Easy to rectify, I just sorted and deleted extraneous accounts before I added more, but in my weird brain I thought Excel would go on infinitely. I felt like I had found the end of the universe!
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07-03-2009, 02:33 PM | #5 |
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Did you know that you can break plastic bottles? Yes, my mom dropped and broke the Heinz relish plastic bottle. I thought the purpose behind plastic bottles so that it won't break.
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07-03-2009, 06:24 PM | #6 |
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07-04-2009, 01:21 PM | #7 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Ahhh, yes...I'm due for an upgrade to my Commodore 64 at work, and will be getting Office 07. Never considered it might be an 03 limitation.
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07-03-2009, 10:58 PM | #8 |
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Therefore, the universe is expanding.
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07-03-2009, 11:53 PM | #9 |
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Somethings no matter how hard you try, it just isn't enough
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07-05-2009, 09:48 AM | #10 |
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Did you know that Mary Queen of Scots spoke with a French accent all her life?
It's worth knowing if you ever intend to impersonate her. It also shows Lord Blackadder was a poor impressionist. (although his impression was an anachronism to begin with of course - something pedants like me noted) |
07-06-2009, 09:27 AM | #11 |
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Did you know ...
... the sum of two complex conjugates is real? Pie, that was for you.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
07-06-2009, 01:18 PM | #12 | |
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Quote:
Did you know that LabView is for pussies who can't code?
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07-08-2009, 10:36 PM | #13 |
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Of course; I was just trying to talk dirty to you.
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05-11-2015, 10:06 AM | #14 |
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Did you know
that these #@!*% things that represent profanity in comic strips are referred to as 'grawlixes'? Well, they are. Did you know that Mort Walker, the creator of "Beetle Bailey", and "Hi & Lois", wrote a book called "The Lexicon of Comicana" to address his made-up terms for representational graphics in comic strips? Things like 'grawlixes', and 'plewds' - the flying sweat droplets that indicate someone is working hard, or stressed out. Did you know that Mort Walker is still alive, and, at 91, still supervises daily work at his studio? Did you know that "Beetle Bailey" has been in the Army for 65 years? Still a private. Did you know that Mort Walker volunteered for the US Navy at the outbreak of WWII? He tried out for the Amphibious Scouts (you may have heard of them by their later name: Navy SEALs), but was disqualified from the program because his penis was too big to allow him to maneuver in close quarters. Yeah, I learned a thing or two this morning about Old Big Dick Mort.
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05-11-2015, 10:13 AM | #15 |
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*Citation Needed.
Of course, now that it's on the Cellar, we can cite to it. |
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