Have You Ever Seen...?

Sundae · 07-26-2009, 06:02 AM

A kid with his head stuck in a saucepan?
A dog running along with a string of sausages in its mouth?
A banana skin on the floor?

I haven't.

More comic/ comedy cliches please.

ZenGum · 07-26-2009, 07:45 AM

Actual cream pie to the face?

Sundae · 07-26-2009, 08:14 AM

I've seen someone pied.
On TV, but on the news.

I've seen more people egged. Okay, again on TV.
But how often do you get to see the Deputy Prime Minister lamping someone?
Wallop! Left handed punch!

Clodfobble · 07-26-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

A banana skin on the floor?

Mythbusters actually tested the slipperiness of bananaskins on the floor:

Shawnee123 · 07-26-2009, 11:35 AM

Daffy rocks.

capnhowdy · 07-26-2009, 04:06 PM

A smoking dog?

capnhowdy · 07-26-2009, 04:09 PM

If not I'm sure you've seen a smoking chimp.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-26-2009, 04:12 PM

Yeah yeah yeah, but it's all bullshit without the smoking gun.

capnhowdy · 07-26-2009, 04:21 PM

As you wish.

monster · 07-26-2009, 05:37 PM

See the banana peel thing all the time at swim meets. Pool decks are slippy anyway, swimmers eat lots of bananas and kids never throw their trash away..... and they never look where they're putting their feet.

Yznhymr · 07-27-2009, 10:01 PM

Have You Ever Seen...?

Green eggs & ham?
Smoke coming out of someone's ears after eating a hot pepper?
A cat spit a yellow feather out of its mouth?
A coyote riding anything with an ACME sticker on it?
A fart make a passerby pass out?
Anyone over the age of 25 ROFL?

Shawnee123 · 07-27-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Yznhymr

Have You Ever Seen...?

Green eggs & ham?

Depends. Do both the ham and the eggs need to be green?

Yznhymr · 07-27-2009, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Depends. Do both the ham and the eggs need to be green?

Yes indeedy! And no artificially coloring!

Believe it or not, this is something I have actually seen (and eaten)! Long story, kinda gross, just thinking about it makes me turn a little green...

Glinda · 07-28-2009, 01:32 PM

My chickens lay green (and blue and brown and tan and white) eggs.

But green ham? Thanks, I'll pass!

monster · 07-28-2009, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Yznhymr

Have You Ever Seen...?
A cat spit a yellow feather out of its mouth?

yes, but it stole it from the craft area rather than an unsuspecting canary. real actually caught birdy feathers tend to be black and they eat them rather than spit them out. little gits.

07-26-2009, 06:02 AM	#1
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Have You Ever Seen...? A kid with his head stuck in a saucepan? A dog running along with a string of sausages in its mouth? A banana skin on the floor? I haven't. More comic/ comedy cliches please.

07-26-2009, 07:45 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Actual cream pie to the face? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-26-2009, 11:35 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Daffy rocks. Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-26-2009, 04:06 PM	#6
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	A smoking dog? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-26-2009, 04:09 PM	#7
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	If not I'm sure you've seen a smoking chimp. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-26-2009, 08:14 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've seen someone pied. On TV, but on the news. I've seen more people egged. Okay, again on TV. But how often do you get to see the Deputy Prime Minister lamping someone? Wallop! Left handed punch!

07-26-2009, 04:12 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah yeah yeah, but it's all bullshit without the smoking gun. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-26-2009, 04:21 PM	#9
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	As you wish. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-26-2009, 05:37 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	See the banana peel thing all the time at swim meets. Pool decks are slippy anyway, swimmers eat lots of bananas and kids never throw their trash away..... and they never look where they're putting their feet. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-27-2009, 10:01 PM	#11
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	Have You Ever Seen...? Green eggs & ham? Smoke coming out of someone's ears after eating a hot pepper? A cat spit a yellow feather out of its mouth? A coyote riding anything with an ACME sticker on it? A fart make a passerby pass out? Anyone over the age of 25 ROFL? __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

07-28-2009, 01:32 PM	#14
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	My chickens lay green (and blue and brown and tan and white) eggs. But green ham? Thanks, I'll pass!

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