Disproportionate Headlines!

Griff · 03-07-2010, 06:59 AM

3.1M customers face Oscar night without broadcast

Core needs: food, clothing, awards show.

TheMercenary · 03-09-2010, 11:32 AM

[threaddrift]Silly issue...

Black Barbie Sold for Less Than White Barbie at Walmart Store

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/black...ry?id=10045008

skysidhe · 03-23-2010, 10:29 PM

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

The Queen Mary is a ship

glatt · 03-25-2010, 08:18 AM

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Pete Zicato · 03-25-2010, 08:47 AM

LOL

Pie · 03-25-2010, 01:41 PM

If they use enough pork (lard) they can jam it all in...

classicman · 04-28-2010, 11:15 AM

Violent black radical Barack Hussein Obama X is learning about wind energy in Iowa, The Washington Post reports in a most unfortunate photo caption error.

It appears Obama and Malcolm X were actually slated for separate stories. The error has since been repaired. Here is what they meant to do:

Cloud · 04-28-2010, 05:44 PM

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
That he entered it in the Race
Again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
Publicity that he ordered
The Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline
Read:

BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
Ordered the pastor to get Rid Of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
Nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
The following headline The Next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
Get rid of the donkey, so She
Sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
Ordered the nun to buy back The
Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
Wild. The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is .. . . Being
Concerned about public opinion Can
Bring you much grief and misery . . Even shorten your
Life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
You'll be a lot happier And
Live longer!

classicman · 05-22-2010, 11:49 PM

All Blacks: Coaches hooked on switch
Link

classicman · 09-26-2010, 08:55 AM

Fox
New Yorkers: Move Mosque

WSJ which happens to be the source of the Fox story...

Poll: Voters Say Muslims Have Right to Build NYC Mosque

classicman · 11-10-2010, 10:24 AM

I wasn't sure where to put this, but I found it funny so here it is.

Joe Biden update:
The VP meets on government transparency today.
But that meeting is closed

Link

Lamplighter · 12-27-2014, 09:08 AM

Thieves stole 'Grinch Who Stole Christmas' decoration from North Portland yard
The Oregonian
12/27/14

03-07-2010, 06:59 AM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Disproportionate Headlines! 3.1M customers face Oscar night without broadcast Core needs: food, clothing, awards show. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-25-2010, 08:18 AM	#4
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03-25-2010, 08:47 AM	#5
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	LOL __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-25-2010, 01:41 PM	#6
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	If they use enough pork (lard) they can jam it all in... __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-28-2010, 11:15 AM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Violent black radical Barack Hussein Obama X is learning about wind energy in Iowa, The Washington Post reports in a most unfortunate photo caption error. It appears Obama and Malcolm X were actually slated for separate stories. The error has since been repaired. Here is what they meant to do: __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-09-2010, 11:32 AM	#2
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	[threaddrift]Silly issue... Black Barbie Sold for Less Than White Barbie at Walmart Store http://abcnews.go.com/Business/black...ry?id=10045008

03-23-2010, 10:29 PM	#3
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped The Queen Mary is a ship

04-28-2010, 05:44 PM	#8
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey That he entered it in the Race Again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of Publicity that he ordered The Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline Read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he Ordered the pastor to get Rid Of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a Nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted The following headline The Next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to Get rid of the donkey, so She Sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he Ordered the nun to buy back The Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run Wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is .. . . Being Concerned about public opinion Can Bring you much grief and misery . . Even shorten your Life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and You'll be a lot happier And Live longer! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-22-2010, 11:49 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	All Blacks: Coaches hooked on switch Link __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-26-2010, 08:55 AM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Fox New Yorkers: Move Mosque WSJ which happens to be the source of the Fox story... Poll: Voters Say Muslims Have Right to Build NYC Mosque __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-10-2010, 10:24 AM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I wasn't sure where to put this, but I found it funny so here it is. Joe Biden update: The VP meets on government transparency today. But that meeting is closed Link __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-27-2014, 09:08 AM	#12
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Thieves stole 'Grinch Who Stole Christmas' decoration from North Portland yard The Oregonian 12/27/14

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