Sexual Records NSFW

xoxoxoBruce · 11-06-2010, 06:47 PM

From Mendel's soup

Anyone breaking any of these records, be sure and let us know. Oh, and pictures or it probably didn't happen.

Flint · 11-08-2010, 10:41 AM

18 feet! Wow. Somewhere, UT had quoted scientists as saying 2 feet, and, well I knew that wasn't as far as it can go.

TheMercenary · 11-08-2010, 10:45 AM

Interesting...

Undertoad · 11-08-2010, 11:07 AM

I wouldn't have said two feet. When I was a younger man...

Clodfobble · 11-08-2010, 04:25 PM

A friend of mine in high school had a stain on the ceiling above his bed. He was genuinely embarrassed to admit the origin of said stain, so I don't think he was making it up. That's like 6 feet, and going against gravity at that!

Nirvana · 11-08-2010, 08:00 PM

I got suspicious when I read the one about Michelle because I was told that Urban Legend by peers when I was in middle school and that was before 1991.

jimhelm · 11-09-2010, 12:52 PM

yabbut, it was Rod Stewart in the legend.

Flint · 11-09-2010, 01:13 PM

Agree, it was Rod Stewart.

Sundae · 11-11-2010, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

yabbut, it was Rod Stewart in the legend.

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Originally Posted by Flint

Agree, it was Rod Stewart.

Marc Almond, here.

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In 1999, Almond received accolades for his autobiography, entitled Tainted Life, which told of his early life, creative ventures, his sexuality (Almond is gay), and drug addiction, for which he was hospitalized in 1994. Almond wrote the autobiography without a ghost writer and his publishers subsequently commissioned him to write a travel book, In Search of the Pleasure Palace: Disreputable Travels, whose publication in 2004 was accompanied by a book-signing tour.

Almond currently lives in the south east of London, as well as Moscow and Barcelona.[6] In his autobiography he describes previously living in New York as well as Earl's Court, in a converted church in Fulham and most memorably in Soho's Berwick Street, where he lived in a flat overlooking the Raymond Revuebar

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Sheldon, that deserves applause

You Brian Kinney, you...

Gravdigr · 11-09-2010, 01:56 PM

"Wake up Manny, I think I've got something to spray to you"

TheMercenary · 11-09-2010, 07:14 PM

Well so far, no on one the Cellar has stepped up to the plate to challenge the current records... impressive.

Sheldonrs · 11-09-2010, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Well so far, no on one the Cellar has stepped up to the plate to challenge the current records... impressive.

All I can offer is personal bests.

For #8: 7 guys in a 4 hour period. Bath house in Hollywood.

Gravdigr · 11-10-2010, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

All I can offer is personal bests.

For #8: 7 guys in a 4 hour period. Bath house in Hollywood.

You guys thought I was giving out TMI...

footfootfoot · 11-09-2010, 09:41 PM

holy shit an hour at mendels soup. WTF?

Gravdigr · 11-09-2010, 11:45 PM

11-06-2010, 06:47 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sexual Records NSFW From Mendel's soup Anyone breaking any of these records, be sure and let us know. Oh, and pictures or it probably didn't happen. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	18 feet! Wow. Somewhere, UT had quoted scientists as saying 2 feet, and, well I knew that wasn't as far as it can go. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Interesting... __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-08-2010, 04:25 PM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	A friend of mine in high school had a stain on the ceiling above his bed. He was genuinely embarrassed to admit the origin of said stain, so I don't think he was making it up. That's like 6 feet, and going against gravity at that! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I got suspicious when I read the one about Michelle because I was told that Urban Legend by peers when I was in middle school and that was before 1991. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I wouldn't have said two feet. When I was a younger man...

11-09-2010, 12:52 PM	#7
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	yabbut, it was Rod Stewart in the legend.

11-09-2010, 01:13 PM	#8
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Agree, it was Rod Stewart. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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11-09-2010, 07:14 PM	#11
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