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05-04-2011, 03:01 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Dear Penis Spam
I don't know who you are.
I don't care who you are. Please don't tell me who you are. Please leave me the fuck alone. Kthxbai.
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05-04-2011, 03:05 PM
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Back in 10
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Someone's got a GF
Someone's got a GF  stalker
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05-04-2011, 03:31 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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05-04-2011, 03:06 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Dear Penis Spam
I am having trouble living my best life. I blame Oprah. Sincerely, Cunting Crows
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-04-2011, 03:10 PM
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Dear Penis Spam,
I want to marry you and have like ten thousand of your babies. Circle YES or NO. Simmeringly, Bastid Chile |
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05-04-2011, 03:12 PM
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Dear Penis Spam:
Why are so many people so fucking stupid? Splintery, Marcus Parkus |
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05-04-2011, 03:22 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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I think 'Marcus Parkus' is a made-up name and you might be trying to hurt me. But I will answer your question: People are fucking stupid because they have two brain neurons firing and that makes them think they are smarty-pants. Which is probably what you are. I have to go now. My landlords wife is having a wake right now and I have to be there to jump out of the cake. Sincere in my Sincerity, PEnis Spam
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-04-2011, 03:35 PM
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Marcus Parkus is NOT a made-up name. It was the name of my father and my grandfather and his father before him and his landlord before him. Simulatingly, Marcel Marceau |
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05-04-2011, 03:34 PM
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Back in 10
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I am not now nor have I ever been Penis Spam
I have not been a Penis I have not been Spam I have however sent spam But not here Just sayin'
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05-04-2011, 03:41 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Dear Marcel
How many posts do you post in a row? Like, seven? coz, man. That's crazy. Longing to love you longer, Mr. Obvious
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-04-2011, 03:43 PM
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looking for my true love
Join Date: Apr 2011
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Why are you so mean to me? I have tried hard to make friends. It is not easy for me. I know my breasts are large, but that is the way God made me. You are making me so mad that I have torn all of the pictures off the wall. I reached out to one person who might live near me to be a friend. He said mean things about me. I am blind and it is not nice to make fun of me
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05-04-2011, 03:46 PM
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It is very lucky you have such large breasteses that can act as bumpers as you are sure to bump into things due to your blindness. I'm going to design a pinball machine and name it Penis Spam. Slovenly, Tommy Mommy |
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05-04-2011, 03:47 PM
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05-04-2011, 03:43 PM
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Dear Penis Spam,
How many posts must a man walk down Before he must puke on his shoes? Sneeringly, Artemus Confabulous |
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05-04-2011, 03:48 PM
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*snort*
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