Sexuality, Impurity, and Uncleanleness.

JBKlyde · 06-29-2011, 02:56 PM

Three sins that will cause you alot of problems.

Sexual Imorality:

I think I'm finally at the point where masturbation has lost it's fun. I've indudged into it to the point where I've considered homosexualuty, made a complete fool out of myself and now I can honestly say SEX IS OVERRATED. So the lesson I have learned is that sex is not a good outlet for self expression, and homosexuality is futile. I've only had ONE homosexual experience in my life and fear of turning gay is what has kept me from induldgind into the foolish act. People should realize that sex is a GOD instituted thing I really don't have much experiece with it but now that I have won the masturbating olimpics I can honestly say "why" would I want to.

Ipurity:

All SIN is impure. Ciggerets are evil. And there is NO excuse for doing illegal drugs. They make you lie, they make you sick, and if you choose that lifestyle your a fool. Jesus wants us to be "p"ure. It's hurts Gods feelings when you do evil acts and destroy your body. So my advice to the mainstreem is that if you wany to be righteous.. and I DO stear clear of bars and strip clubs. S-TAY P-URE do things that are uplifting and upright.

Uncleanleness:

I think this is going to be my biggest challenge. I don't have much purpose for my life so I am pretty much a total slob. Cleanleyness is Godlyness and God is full of righteousness. So the little things is what matters. IF your responsable with a little God will give you alot. And GOD want us to be clean. Sex before marriage is UNCLEAN. Illegal
Narcotics Are UNCLEAN. BE CLEAN, thats what God Wants, so stear clear of DIRT. Like internet porn. BE CLEAN BE CLEAN BE CLEAN don't "just do it", Do it with Style, Righteous Style.

Happy Monkey · 06-29-2011, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde

I've indudged into it to the point where I've considered homosexualuty,

This doesn't happen unless you're gay. Or at least bi.

Flint · 06-29-2011, 03:36 PM

There is another level below Gay, Bisexual, and Bi-Curious.

Sometimes people are just Bi-Curious for Halloween. Under these circumstances it is totaly not Gay at all.

Happy Monkey · 06-29-2011, 04:21 PM

Unless he only masturbates himself gay on Halloween, I don't think that rule applies.

Flint · 06-29-2011, 04:25 PM

Well, he didn't stipulate Halloween or non-Halloween masturbatory Gayness conversion.

wolf · 06-29-2011, 04:33 PM

Isn't a major determinant of gayness/nongayness who you fantasize about when you're masturbating?

Flint · 06-29-2011, 04:34 PM

Yes, but goddamnit, you're not paying attention to the important thing here: whether it is Halloween or not.

footfootfoot · 06-29-2011, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Isn't a major determinant of gayness/nongayness who you fantasize about when you're masturbating?

SURRENDER DOROTHY!

did I just say that out loud?

Perry Winkle · 06-29-2011, 06:22 PM

Apparently proper spelling is also a sin.

ZenGum · 06-29-2011, 09:14 PM

See, folks, this is what happens when you take your make-believe game too seriously. You start hating yourself for doing the things you want to do, because "they" want you to feel bad so that you need them to let you feel better again.

Set yourself free, dude.

Clodfobble · 06-29-2011, 09:37 PM

Quote:

I think I'm finally at the point where masturbation has lost it's fun... SEX IS OVERRATED.

Psychological meds can inhibit the sex drive. And given that this is a relatively lucid and readable post from you, I'm going to guess you're back on them. 1.) Talk to your doctor about your med situation. If not for the sex drive issues, then for the fact that they still aren't exactly putting you at optimal functioning levels. 2.) God loves gay people, even you.

Griff · 06-30-2011, 07:07 AM

Love and accept yourself JB.

infinite monkey · 06-30-2011, 08:15 AM

Yes. Love yourself. fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

I think it's your best chance, anyway.

Now, let's all join in a sing-along:

footfootfoot · 06-30-2011, 08:19 AM

infinite monkey · 06-30-2011, 08:23 AM

Are you confessing that you are actually JBKLKDBYDTRlyde?

Fair enough, it's probably your best chance, too.

06-29-2011, 02:56 PM	#1
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	Sexuality, Impurity, and Uncleanleness. Three sins that will cause you alot of problems. Sexual Imorality: I think I'm finally at the point where masturbation has lost it's fun. I've indudged into it to the point where I've considered homosexualuty, made a complete fool out of myself and now I can honestly say SEX IS OVERRATED. So the lesson I have learned is that sex is not a good outlet for self expression, and homosexuality is futile. I've only had ONE homosexual experience in my life and fear of turning gay is what has kept me from induldgind into the foolish act. People should realize that sex is a GOD instituted thing I really don't have much experiece with it but now that I have won the masturbating olimpics I can honestly say "why" would I want to. Ipurity: All SIN is impure. Ciggerets are evil. And there is NO excuse for doing illegal drugs. They make you lie, they make you sick, and if you choose that lifestyle your a fool. Jesus wants us to be "p"ure. It's hurts Gods feelings when you do evil acts and destroy your body. So my advice to the mainstreem is that if you wany to be righteous.. and I DO stear clear of bars and strip clubs. S-TAY P-URE do things that are uplifting and upright. Uncleanleness: I think this is going to be my biggest challenge. I don't have much purpose for my life so I am pretty much a total slob. Cleanleyness is Godlyness and God is full of righteousness. So the little things is what matters. IF your responsable with a little God will give you alot. And GOD want us to be clean. Sex before marriage is UNCLEAN. Illegal Narcotics Are UNCLEAN. BE CLEAN, thats what God Wants, so stear clear of DIRT. Like internet porn. BE CLEAN BE CLEAN BE CLEAN don't "just do it", Do it with Style, Righteous Style.

06-29-2011, 03:36 PM	#3
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	There is another level below Gay, Bisexual, and Bi-Curious. Sometimes people are just Bi-Curious for Halloween. Under these circumstances it is totaly not Gay at all. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-29-2011, 04:21 PM	#4
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Unless he only masturbates himself gay on Halloween, I don't think that rule applies. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

06-29-2011, 04:25 PM	#5
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Well, he didn't stipulate Halloween or non-Halloween masturbatory Gayness conversion. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-29-2011, 04:33 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Isn't a major determinant of gayness/nongayness who you fantasize about when you're masturbating? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-29-2011, 04:34 PM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Yes, but goddamnit, you're not paying attention to the important thing here: whether it is Halloween or not. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-29-2011, 06:22 PM	#9
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Apparently proper spelling is also a sin.

06-29-2011, 09:14 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	See, folks, this is what happens when you take your make-believe game too seriously. You start hating yourself for doing the things you want to do, because "they" want you to feel bad so that you need them to let you feel better again. Set yourself free, dude. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-30-2011, 07:07 AM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Love and accept yourself JB. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-30-2011, 08:15 AM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yes. Love yourself. fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. I think it's your best chance, anyway. Now, let's all join in a sing-along:

06-30-2011, 08:19 AM	#14
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	__________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-30-2011, 08:23 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Are you confessing that you are actually JBKLKDBYDTRlyde? Fair enough, it's probably your best chance, too.

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