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Old 07-20-2011, 08:08 PM   #1
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Yellow condoms

Is there such a thing?
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Old 07-20-2011, 08:22 PM   #2
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Well the Brits call them French Letters and we all know the French are yellow....

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Old 07-23-2011, 03:58 AM   #3
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Well the Brits call them French Letters and we all know the French are yellow....

FYI, 'French letters' translates as 'capotes anglaises' (English coats).

We even have a condom museum in the city of Condom in the south of France.
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Old 07-23-2011, 09:26 AM   #4
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We even have a condom museum in the city of Condom in the south of France.
Used, or new?
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Old 07-24-2011, 06:52 AM   #5
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FYI, 'French letters' translates as 'capotes anglaises' (English coats).
fyi I speak French Je suis rosbif
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Old 07-20-2011, 08:29 PM   #6
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http://www.amazon.com/Durex-Rainbow-.../dp/B001B2IB84
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Old 07-20-2011, 08:32 PM   #7
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Of course, they're banana flavored.
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Old 07-21-2011, 06:37 PM   #8
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Of course, they're banana flavored.
Cite.
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Old 07-25-2011, 09:07 PM   #9
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Cite.
Here you go:

http://www.condomdepot.com/product/d...d/207/pid/2359

Add some of this and it's like having a fruity cocktail.

http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/pid/3196
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Old 07-20-2011, 08:45 PM   #10
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Better than pee-flavored. Or Earwax. Bertie Bott's every flavour Ball-juice Bags
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:29 PM   #11
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Some brands of plain old (but lubricated) latex condoms I've used are somewhat yellow.

Preemptive FTFY:
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Some brands of plain old (butt lubricated) latex condoms I've used are somewhat brown.
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Old 07-22-2011, 02:28 AM   #12
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Would yellowish green do?
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Old 07-22-2011, 07:31 AM   #13
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How many seamen can you fit in a Yellow Submarine?
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Old 07-23-2011, 08:30 PM   #14
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In the Tour de France, the guy who finishes first gets a yellow jersey.

Ladies, do you really want a lover who wears yellow?
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Old 07-25-2011, 08:49 AM   #15
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In the Tour de France, the guy who finishes first gets a yellow jersey.

Ladies, do you really want a lover who wears yellow?
I Am Curious (Yellow)
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