12/23/2002: Feet of swimmer Thorpe

Undertoad · 12-23-2002, 01:08 PM

You'd have to guess that, if you had flippers like this, you'd be a great swimmer. And you'd be right as these are the feet of world champ swimmer Ian Thorpe, an Aussie.

They're size 17.5 (American; 17 European).

But last January that caused a ruckus of some sort - not around here, but - apparently a TV reporter in Australia wondered jokingly whether, if he's got big feet, he's big elsewhere as well. The guy didn't like that much, and made a fuss about it, and the reporter wound up getting fired.

So apparently the answer to her question is yes; he's also got a massively overinflated sense of importance. And a sadly shrunken sense of humor.

Uryoces · 12-23-2002, 02:18 PM

I have size 14 feet [USA feets], and "Mr. Wang" is a respectibale, average size. He gets the job done, but of course he's only one part of the whole package.

Whitefish needs to calm down, and Newsreader ought to know better.

blase · 12-23-2002, 04:29 PM

Thank you for telling me about your penis.

BrianR · 12-23-2002, 05:20 PM

I have big feet too. Size 13. The rest...I'll shut up now...

Brian

SubSub · 12-23-2002, 09:07 PM

Er, the conversion you meant to do was 17.5 American = 16 UK. European shoe size would be somewhere in the 50s....

Ian Thorpe apparently was the subject of rumor-mongering about his being gay (he's <a href="http://www.twentyfourseven.com.au/index.php3?Issue=13&feat=45">not</a>). So perhaps that's where the sensitivity comes from.

juju · 12-23-2002, 09:46 PM

My shoe size is only 9 1/2. I feel so inferior!

12-23-2002, 10:01 PM

12.5 here. Like I said, I'm a big dude.

Dagney · 12-24-2002, 10:32 AM

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet.....

They wear big shoes....or have a big understanding....

or something like that

Dagney...

who'd rather be doing anything but working today.....

Uryoces · 12-24-2002, 11:45 AM

This post sat for so long [no pun intended], I had to get it going somehow. I was trying to say something about there being no correlation between shoe size and penis size without sounding too clinical or giving out the 3d Studio mesh of Mr. Wang. [no I do not have a mesh!]

BrianR · 12-24-2002, 12:50 PM

Allow me to introduce my sweetie, Dagney!

She lives in central PA not too far from Harrisburg and only an hour from me.

I've been trying to get her onto here and to join our community for some time now and I've finally succeeded!

Give her a warm Cellar welcome.

Brian

Leus · 12-24-2002, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianR
Allow me to introduce my sweetie, Dagney!

She lives in central PA not too far from Harrisburg and only an hour from me.

I've been trying to get her onto here and to join our community for some time now and I've finally succeeded!

Give her a warm Cellar welcome.

Brian

Don't understand your post, maybe it's a language thing.

Why in this thread?

juju · 12-24-2002, 02:01 PM

Welcome to the Cellar, Dagney!

elSicomoro · 12-24-2002, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leus
Don't understand your post, maybe it's a language thing.

Why in this thread?

As I understand it, Dagney is Brian's significant other who lives in Pennsylvania, about 60-70 miles north of Baltimore. I think Brian was excited that she finally joined the Cellar, and since she posted here, he decided to throw it in this topic.

Brian, is that a fair assumption?

Leus, does that help? I can translate it into Spanish if necessary.

Welcome, Dagney.

Leus · 12-24-2002, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Brian, is that a fair assumption?

Leus, does that help? I can translate it into Spanish if necessary.

Welcome, Dagney.

No, thanks, that's enough.

Welcome, Dagney

tw · 12-24-2002, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
As I understand it, Dagney is Brian's significant other who lives in Pennsylvania, about 60-70 miles north of Baltimore.

Which demonstrates that Baltimore is the center of the universe? Wait till the Steelers disprove that (in keeping with the 'large footed' topic of this thread).

12-23-2002, 01:08 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	12/23/2002: Feet of swimmer Thorpe You'd have to guess that, if you had flippers like this, you'd be a great swimmer. And you'd be right as these are the feet of world champ swimmer Ian Thorpe, an Aussie. They're size 17.5 (American; 17 European). But last January that caused a ruckus of some sort - not around here, but - apparently a TV reporter in Australia wondered jokingly whether, if he's got big feet, he's big elsewhere as well. The guy didn't like that much, and made a fuss about it, and the reporter wound up getting fired. So apparently the answer to her question is yes; he's also got a massively overinflated sense of importance. And a sadly shrunken sense of humor.

12-23-2002, 05:20 PM	#4
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Don't EVEN get me started... I have big feet too. Size 13. The rest...I'll shut up now... Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

12-24-2002, 10:32 AM	#8
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	Hrmmmmmm Well, you know what they say about men with big feet..... They wear big shoes....or have a big understanding.... or something like that Dagney... who'd rather be doing anything but working today.....

12-24-2002, 12:50 PM	#10
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Ladies and Gentlemen... Allow me to introduce my sweetie, Dagney! She lives in central PA not too far from Harrisburg and only an hour from me. I've been trying to get her onto here and to join our community for some time now and I've finally succeeded! Give her a warm Cellar welcome. Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

12-23-2002, 02:18 PM	#2
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	I have size 14 feet [USA feets], and "Mr. Wang" is a respectibale, average size. He gets the job done, but of course he's only one part of the whole package. Whitefish needs to calm down, and Newsreader ought to know better.

12-23-2002, 04:29 PM	#3
blase Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Boulder, CO Posts: 91	Thank you for telling me about your penis.

12-23-2002, 09:07 PM	#5
SubSub Recruit or Something Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 4	Er, the conversion you meant to do was 17.5 American = 16 UK. European shoe size would be somewhere in the 50s.... Ian Thorpe apparently was the subject of rumor-mongering about his being gay (he's <a href="http://www.twentyfourseven.com.au/index.php3?Issue=13&feat=45">not</a>). So perhaps that's where the sensitivity comes from.

12-23-2002, 09:46 PM	#6
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	My shoe size is only 9 1/2. I feel so inferior!

12-23-2002, 10:01 PM	#7
dave Guest Posts: n/a	12.5 here. Like I said, I'm a big dude.

12-24-2002, 11:45 AM	#9
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	This post sat for so long [no pun intended], I had to get it going somehow. I was trying to say something about there being no correlation between shoe size and penis size without sounding too clinical or giving out the 3d Studio mesh of Mr. Wang. [no I do not have a mesh!]

12-24-2002, 02:01 PM	#12
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Welcome to the Cellar, Dagney!

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