My Black Kitty Kat

Trilby · 09-21-2011, 11:49 AM

...sits on top of my modem b/c it's FREE HEAT so that makes her a socialist piglet (catlet).

I'm calling the welfare office on her right now!

I'm sure they'll want to know about this heat-sucking jobless, benefit-getting loafer.

at my

eta: oh, yeah. And of course it's the black girl!!

Shameless hussie!

infinite monkey · 09-21-2011, 11:50 AM

We need tough legislation. At least a lil. Are we gonna?

Trilby · 09-21-2011, 11:52 AM

NO FREE HEAT FOR BLACK CATS!!!

I'll work on a sign we can carry outside the courthouse...

also, I'm going to a 12 step meeting right now and I expect to return brimming with the milk of human kindness in about an hour...but still, no free heat. I WORK for that heat, godddammmit!!

monster · 09-21-2011, 11:54 AM

that needed a warning. I'mm'a sue the govt for a new computer now I spit coke all over mine because of the socialist free-loading feline

infinite monkey · 09-21-2011, 11:58 AM

When that cat wins the lottery, do you think she'll give a DIME back to the system?

No, no she won't.

I'm so angry.

monster · 09-21-2011, 12:03 PM

Who is paying for her lottery ticket, that's what I want to know?

infinite monkey · 09-21-2011, 12:08 PM

There's a secret program, a test program at this point, that distributes money to po' people so they can play the lottery. The thinking is that if they WIN the lottery they'll boost the economy. Those black velvet Elvis paintings aren't buying themselves. If they don't win the lottery they're still boosting the economy by putting that money into the Stop~N~Robs.

Mind you, this is entirely separate from the Tattoo Reallocation Project.

Sundae · 09-21-2011, 01:19 PM

Sorry Bri, but I have to say in this case it is poor parenting.
I know exactly where Diz is when I am on my computer - on my shoulder.
Yes it "restricts" my freedom. Yes it can affect my "social" life. Irregardless of that, at least he gets good human warmth and isn't relying on an "electronic" babysitter.

I sometimes wonder why people bother to have cats when all they seem to do is complain about how there a nuisance or act like they aren't even there. Not being personal of course.

BigV · 09-21-2011, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Sorry Bri, but I have to say in this case it is poor parenting.
I know exactly where Diz is when I am on my computer - on my shoulder.
Yes it "restricts" my freedom. Yes it can affect my "social" life. ~~Irregardless~~ (insert any other word actually in the english language) of that, at least he gets good human warmth and isn't relying on an "electronic" babysitter.

I sometimes wonder why people bother to have cats when all they seem to do is complain about how there a nuisance or act like they aren't even there. Not being personal of course.

fixed that for me.

carry on.

Trilby · 09-21-2011, 05:55 PM

I...I don't know what to say.

I'm hurt.

infinite monkey · 09-22-2011, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I...I don't know what to say.

I'm hurt.

I'm trying to figure out how that wasn't a slam...but I'm having trouble.

Please to enlighten, Sundae?

Oh, and thanks V! Nails on a chalkboard:

Quote:

Irregardless is an informal term commonly used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since it first appeared in the early twentieth century. Most dictionaries list it as "nonstandard" or "incorrect".

Since the prefix ir- means "not" (as it does with irrespective), and the suffix -less means "without", irregardless is a double negative and therefore would have the meaning "in regards to" when that is not the intent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irregardless

Sundae · 09-22-2011, 02:49 AM

I'm a little worried now, V.

BigV · 09-22-2011, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I'm a little worried now, V.

it's my Achilles ear, that's all. I knew what you meant, but it hurt me in my brain a little anyhow. It's not you, it's me. and now it's gone.

Cheers!

ZenGum · 09-22-2011, 02:54 AM

Black cat?

She's a WITCH!

monster · 09-22-2011, 11:12 AM

um, I think Sundae was joking ...on both counts..... she used irregardless deliberately..... she was mocking the people she was impersonating sorta thing?

09-21-2011, 11:49 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	My Black Kitty Kat ...sits on top of my modem b/c it's FREE HEAT so that makes her a socialist piglet (catlet). I'm calling the welfare office on her right now! I'm sure they'll want to know about this heat-sucking jobless, benefit-getting loafer. at my eta: oh, yeah. And of course it's the black girl!! Shameless hussie! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-21-2011, 11:52 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	NO FREE HEAT FOR BLACK CATS!!! I'll work on a sign we can carry outside the courthouse... also, I'm going to a 12 step meeting right now and I expect to return brimming with the milk of human kindness in about an hour...but still, no free heat. I WORK for that heat, godddammmit!! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-21-2011, 11:54 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	that needed a warning. I'mm'a sue the govt for a new computer now I spit coke all over mine because of the socialist free-loading feline __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-21-2011, 12:03 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Who is paying for her lottery ticket, that's what I want to know? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-21-2011, 01:19 PM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sorry Bri, but I have to say in this case it is poor parenting. I know exactly where Diz is when I am on my computer - on my shoulder. Yes it "restricts" my freedom. Yes it can affect my "social" life. Irregardless of that, at least he gets good human warmth and isn't relying on an "electronic" babysitter. I sometimes wonder why people bother to have cats when all they seem to do is complain about how there a nuisance or act like they aren't even there. Not being personal of course. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-21-2011, 11:50 AM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	We need tough legislation. At least a lil. Are we gonna?

09-21-2011, 11:58 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	When that cat wins the lottery, do you think she'll give a DIME back to the system? No, no she won't. I'm so angry.

09-21-2011, 12:08 PM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	There's a secret program, a test program at this point, that distributes money to po' people so they can play the lottery. The thinking is that if they WIN the lottery they'll boost the economy. Those black velvet Elvis paintings aren't buying themselves. If they don't win the lottery they're still boosting the economy by putting that money into the Stop~N~Robs. Mind you, this is entirely separate from the Tattoo Reallocation Project.

09-21-2011, 05:55 PM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I...I don't know what to say. I'm hurt. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-22-2011, 02:49 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm a little worried now, V. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-22-2011, 02:54 AM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Black cat? She's a WITCH! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-22-2011, 11:12 AM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	um, I think Sundae was joking ...on both counts..... she used irregardless deliberately..... she was mocking the people she was impersonating sorta thing? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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