Tracking Packages

monster · 01-25-2012, 08:33 AM

Wasn't life much less stressful when we couldn't track the progress of our packages? My new keyboard appears to have boomerang and tardis tendancies, arriving in Ann Arbor before it left Belleville and out for delivery twice yesterday but still not delivered!

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With all this bouncing about I'm worried it will be in pieces if it ever gets here

sexobon · 01-25-2012, 07:34 PM

That recent notable solar flare must have disrupted the space-time continuum.

monster · 01-25-2012, 08:25 PM

I think so. I now have a box to open. Right now the keyboard is both in pieces and complete.....

Griff · 01-26-2012, 05:24 AM

I try never to look.

ZenGum · 01-26-2012, 05:31 AM

Open the box using the uncollapsed wave function included. This may (and may not) be accessed by means of quantum tunneling.

Griff · 01-26-2012, 05:43 AM

Wait, is there a cat in the box? What are his vitals?

Happy Monkey · 01-26-2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

I think so. I now have a box to open. Right now the keyboard is both in pieces and complete.....

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Originally Posted by Griff

Wait, is there a cat in the box? What are his vitals?

Pete Zicato · 01-26-2012, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Wait, is there a cat in the box? What are his vitals?

Well that'd be catgut, wouldn't it?

bbuilder · 01-26-2012, 10:08 AM

I worked shipping boxes on the 4 a.m. shift in college. We could keep track of a box or two that we would sort, it would hit the proper belt for it's code, and then it would come back around like it shouldn't. It made the supervisor hopping mad at everyone in general if it did this 3 or 4 times, but there were always a couple of boxes with goofy coding that were difficult to notice. At 4 a.m. - shocking, I know.
It looks like your box has a person in it swapping barcodes to get to every state in the lower 48. Hmmm. Not the way I would do it, but to each his own.
Who you got in that box? A cat, a dog, or lots of stocks? I would say that your box rocks.

Clodfobble · 01-26-2012, 05:51 PM

Amazon is using this random company called Ensenda to deliver an order I placed with them. There are a lot of complaints about them online. On the other hand, for all I know Ensenda could have been delivering all my latest packages, I never check the tracking info unless something is amiss, and only did it this time because I ordered last night and they claim it's getting delivered tomorrow (via regular ground shipping.)

xoxoxoBruce · 01-26-2012, 06:11 PM

Fedex sucks. That is all.

01-25-2012, 08:33 AM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Tracking Packages Wasn't life much less stressful when we couldn't track the progress of our packages? My new keyboard appears to have boomerang and tardis tendancies, arriving in Ann Arbor before it left Belleville and out for delivery twice yesterday but still not delivered! With all this bouncing about I'm worried it will be in pieces if it ever gets here __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-25-2012, 08:25 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think so. I now have a box to open. Right now the keyboard is both in pieces and complete..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-26-2012, 05:24 AM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I try never to look. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-26-2012, 05:31 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Open the box using the uncollapsed wave function included. This may (and may not) be accessed by means of quantum tunneling. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-26-2012, 05:43 AM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Wait, is there a cat in the box? What are his vitals? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-25-2012, 07:34 PM	#2
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	That recent notable solar flare must have disrupted the space-time continuum.

01-26-2012, 10:08 AM	#9
bbuilder Sibling of the Commonweal Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: rural Ohio Posts: 16	I worked shipping boxes on the 4 a.m. shift in college. We could keep track of a box or two that we would sort, it would hit the proper belt for it's code, and then it would come back around like it shouldn't. It made the supervisor hopping mad at everyone in general if it did this 3 or 4 times, but there were always a couple of boxes with goofy coding that were difficult to notice. At 4 a.m. - shocking, I know. It looks like your box has a person in it swapping barcodes to get to every state in the lower 48. Hmmm. Not the way I would do it, but to each his own. Who you got in that box? A cat, a dog, or lots of stocks? I would say that your box rocks.

01-26-2012, 05:51 PM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Amazon is using this random company called Ensenda to deliver an order I placed with them. There are a lot of complaints about them online. On the other hand, for all I know Ensenda could have been delivering all my latest packages, I never check the tracking info unless something is amiss, and only did it this time because I ordered last night and they claim it's getting delivered tomorrow (via regular ground shipping.) __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-26-2012, 06:11 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Fedex sucks. That is all. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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