Happy Clutch is Fucked Day

Aliantha · 02-14-2012, 04:26 PM

Yep that's right. Will need to install a new slave and master cylinder. There's fluid leaking like a bastard under the bonnet.

Sometimes shit suxs.

HungLikeJesus · 02-14-2012, 07:06 PM

I didn't know you still had slaves over there.

monster · 02-14-2012, 07:18 PM

You know how many more BDSM questioners this thread is going to bring to the cellar, don't you? Maybe we should impose a surcharge on them and it would pay for your car repair.

Aliantha · 02-14-2012, 07:37 PM

lol...well the parts are only a little over $150 and the labour will be free (me and Dad), so we wont need many.

BigV · 02-14-2012, 10:09 PM

my clutch is not fucked... yet. but it is bent over. I can rev the motor at highway speeds in top gear and watch the tach fling around.. needless to say, that is not accompanied but a jolt of acceleration.

So, I take it eeeeaaaaaassssy. plan my trips around uphills.

HungLikeJesus · 02-14-2012, 10:14 PM

Why not just get Ali to fix it for you?

BigV · 02-14-2012, 10:15 PM

she's into that master slave stuff.

I have a problem with my disc. she can't help me.

Pete Zicato · 02-15-2012, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

she's into that master slave stuff.

I have a problem with my disc. she can't help me.

Well I'd think you should talk to your girlfriend if you want someone to do something with your disc.

Aliantha · 02-14-2012, 10:38 PM

Yes Big, I think you need a new clutch plate. lol

BigV · 02-14-2012, 10:43 PM

yes, master

BigV · 02-14-2012, 10:44 PM

MISTRESS!!! I MEANT MISTRESS!!!!

OW OW OW OW OUCH!!!!!

Aliantha · 02-14-2012, 10:47 PM

Oh you think you're funny do you?

You might be smiling out of the other side of your mouth in a minute if you're not careful.

ZenGum · 02-14-2012, 11:37 PM

Big V, that sounds a lot like the clutch plate in my Corolla. Some are adjustable, mine wasn't. I'm told the change-over job is not too hard, but I upgraded to the Subaru* so I don't know.

I had to develop a technique where I mesh the gears, then let the clutch settle, then accelerate.

* ETA: then had to get the clutch on the Subi fixed... hmmmmm.

Big Sarge · 02-14-2012, 11:57 PM

I can picture Ali dressed in leather thigh high boots as she handles the master cylinder......It reminds me of this German porn movie where.....

Aliantha · 02-15-2012, 12:35 AM

lol...you must have a VERY good imagination Sarge.

02-14-2012, 04:26 PM	#1
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Happy Clutch is Fucked Day Yep that's right. Will need to install a new slave and master cylinder. There's fluid leaking like a bastard under the bonnet. Sometimes shit suxs. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-14-2012, 07:06 PM	#2
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I didn't know you still had slaves over there. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

02-14-2012, 07:18 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You know how many more BDSM questioners this thread is going to bring to the cellar, don't you? Maybe we should impose a surcharge on them and it would pay for your car repair. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-14-2012, 07:37 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...well the parts are only a little over $150 and the labour will be free (me and Dad), so we wont need many. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-14-2012, 10:09 PM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	my clutch is not fucked... yet. but it is bent over. I can rev the motor at highway speeds in top gear and watch the tach fling around.. needless to say, that is not accompanied but a jolt of acceleration. So, I take it eeeeaaaaaassssy. plan my trips around uphills. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-14-2012, 10:14 PM	#6
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Why not just get Ali to fix it for you? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

02-14-2012, 10:15 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	she's into that master slave stuff. I have a problem with my disc. she can't help me. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-14-2012, 10:38 PM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yes Big, I think you need a new clutch plate. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-14-2012, 10:43 PM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	yes, master __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-14-2012, 10:44 PM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	MISTRESS!!! I MEANT MISTRESS!!!! OW OW OW OW OUCH!!!!! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-14-2012, 10:47 PM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Oh you think you're funny do you? You might be smiling out of the other side of your mouth in a minute if you're not careful. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-14-2012, 11:37 PM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Big V, that sounds a lot like the clutch plate in my Corolla. Some are adjustable, mine wasn't. I'm told the change-over job is not too hard, but I upgraded to the Subaru* so I don't know. I had to develop a technique where I mesh the gears, then let the clutch settle, then accelerate. * ETA: then had to get the clutch on the Subi fixed... hmmmmm. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-14-2012, 11:57 PM	#14
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I can picture Ali dressed in leather thigh high boots as she handles the master cylinder......It reminds me of this German porn movie where..... __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

02-15-2012, 12:35 AM	#15
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...you must have a VERY good imagination Sarge. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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