1/23/2003: Thailand's Miss Drunk

Undertoad · 01-23-2003, 11:10 AM

Arthur Dent: What's so unplesant about being drunk?
Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water!

What you see there is Thailand's Miss Drunk competition, which is meant to promote Thai wines.

The winner was one Arunothai Sriaran. To win she had to drink approximately half a liter of the stuff and then make it through the shown obstacle course of bottles.

Thai senators were not amused, and called the event a disgrace to the dignity of Thai women. (Uhhhh... isn't Thailand one of the prostitution capitals of the world?)

wolf · 01-23-2003, 12:46 PM

so what's the next shot ...

I remember hearing stories about the skills of thai women, such that they could, with an orifice not designed for such things, in addition to, um ... "playing" with the bottle sans hands could remove the contents solely by the power of the muscles of said orifice and return it to a wineglass ...

Of course, that could just be a story.

99 44/100% pure · 01-23-2003, 12:51 PM

Also, extinguish candles and "smoke" cigarettes (inhale and exhale -- take that, Bill Clinton) using said orifices, according to a friend who swears he saw this first-hand!

wolf · 01-23-2003, 12:58 PM

I've also heard about the bananas and the ping-pong balls.

goethean · 01-23-2003, 01:33 PM

I've also heard about the bananas and the ping-pong balls.

As long as it's not that they can <i>peel</i> bananas...uh...like that.

Elspode · 01-23-2003, 01:38 PM

I, too, have personally witnessed the ping-pong ball feat. Please don't ask me why; I have a rather embarassing personal history of which I'm not particularly proud (sobriety is my friend).

I will say that rather impressive distances can be achieved by a highly skilled practitioner of such ball-istic endeavors. ;-)

Echidnaguy · 01-23-2003, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf
so what's the next shot ...

Of course, that could just be a story.

I would say it's probably true. Henry Rollins, one of the least-full-of-crap guys I've ever seen, claims to have seen one live on one of his spoken word albums.

I can't seem to remember which one, but he told the tale of a sex show he went to in Thailand where the "performer" shot a banana clear across a room with her coochie. (That's the kind of muscular control that scares a guy.

)

Great story, and well told.

Even though I really don't like his music, I love his spoken word stuff. It's not quite comedy, but is often damn funny.

That Guy · 01-23-2003, 02:26 PM

Gotta love Prince.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2003, 03:58 PM

Don't forget the hard boiled eggs and that's AFTER the donkey.

wolf · 01-23-2003, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Echidnaguy
I can't seem to remember which one, but he told the tale of a sex show he went to in Thailand where the "performer" shot a banana clear across a room with her coochie. (That's the kind of muscular control that scares a guy.

I don't know if that was on Henry's album, but the description is in Spaulding Gray's monologue Swimmng to Cambodia.

01-23-2003, 11:10 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	1/23/2003: Thailand's Miss Drunk Arthur Dent: What's so unplesant about being drunk? Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water! What you see there is Thailand's Miss Drunk competition, which is meant to promote Thai wines. The winner was one Arunothai Sriaran. To win she had to drink approximately half a liter of the stuff and then make it through the shown obstacle course of bottles. Thai senators were not amused, and called the event a disgrace to the dignity of Thai women. (Uhhhh... isn't Thailand one of the prostitution capitals of the world?)

01-23-2003, 12:46 PM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	so what's the next shot ... I remember hearing stories about the skills of thai women, such that they could, with an orifice not designed for such things, in addition to, um ... "playing" with the bottle sans hands could remove the contents solely by the power of the muscles of said orifice and return it to a wineglass ... Of course, that could just be a story. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-23-2003, 12:51 PM	#3
99 44/100% pure Infrequently Astonished Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Baltimore metro area Posts: 324	But There's More! Also, extinguish candles and "smoke" cigarettes (inhale and exhale -- take that, Bill Clinton) using said orifices, according to a friend who swears he saw this first-hand! __________________ Overcompensating for the 0.56% that is irredeemably corrupted.

01-23-2003, 12:58 PM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I've also heard about the bananas and the ping-pong balls. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-23-2003, 01:38 PM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I, too, have personally witnessed the ping-pong ball feat. Please don't ask me why; I have a rather embarassing personal history of which I'm not particularly proud (sobriety is my friend). I will say that rather impressive distances can be achieved by a highly skilled practitioner of such ball-istic endeavors. ;-) __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-23-2003, 01:33 PM	#5
goethean ethics evolve. Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 60	I've also heard about the bananas and the ping-pong balls. As long as it's not that they can <i>peel</i> bananas...uh...like that.

01-23-2003, 02:26 PM	#8
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	Gotta love Prince.

01-23-2003, 03:58 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Don't forget the hard boiled eggs and that's AFTER the donkey.

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