1/29/2003: Accident victim winds up on wire

Undertoad · 01-29-2003, 11:28 AM

Two weeks on the heels of the dead deer on the top of an electrical pole image, comes this one of a human being. This one's no mystery though; the 18-year-old driver was thrown in the auto accident, grabbed the wires instinctively, and hung up there for 20 minutes until help arrived. And after all of that, he was not at all hurt.

I urge him to play the lottery immediately.

Nothing But Net · 01-29-2003, 12:36 PM

Or join the circus. He's obviously a natural talent for the high wire/trapeze act.

That Guy · 01-29-2003, 01:31 PM

It's current news, though not very shocking. I bet he was amped by the time they got him down, assuming he didn't resist much. I guess he was transformed into a new man.
Do you feel that a lot of buzz is being generated by this story?

classicman · 08-26-2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by blowmeetheclown

It's current news, though not very shocking. I bet he was amped by the time they got him down, assuming he didn't resist much. I guess he was transformed into a new man.
Do you feel that a lot of buzz is being generated by this story?

lol - this guy could give Zen & Shawnee a run for their money...

dar512 · 08-27-2008, 10:56 AM

I think you guys have blown all my pun fuses. And I have a high tolerance for puns.

Shawnee123 · 08-27-2008, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman

lol - this guy could give Zen & Shawnee a run for their money...

Sweet!

Undertoad · 01-29-2003, 01:35 PM

Yes - all the outlets are carrying it.

I'm not sure why they didn't put him in a cell.

Griff · 01-29-2003, 01:45 PM

I understand that he's normally a well grounded individual so they wouldn't risk him blowing a fuse by isolating him.

MaggieL · 01-29-2003, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Undertoad
Yes - all the outlets are carrying it.

Inevitable once it hit the wire services. Listed under "current events", I take it? JOining the circus would be a completely new field for this guy, I'm sure. And obviously they didn't put him in a cell because he wasn't charged....

Undertoad · 01-29-2003, 02:04 PM

Well they could have charged him with battery while looking for other contacts. I bet this guy is connected; he must have been wired on something.

Nothing But Net · 01-29-2003, 02:22 PM

Ohm my God! This discussion has become positively revolting.

I'm shocked at all of you!

Thadius · 01-29-2003, 02:44 PM

This has the capacity to go down in the media history volts when they realise exactly watt he as achieved.

Griff · 01-29-2003, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by Nothing But Net
Ohm my God! This discussion has become positively revolting.

I'm shocked at all of you!

I'm suprised that you even have the joules to criticize. Bah, your modulations are just another sine of the times.

BrianR · 01-29-2003, 07:37 PM

I absolutely refuse to join in and be a party to the perversion of the electrical lexicon.

Elspode · 01-29-2003, 09:48 PM

You know, I thought about posting this as it happened in a suburb of KC, but (and I'm not kidding), since he ended up on the wire, I thought that might refute my postulation about the deer ending up on the pole, so I didn't post it.

This will teach me to withhold information trying to protect my own bullshit theories. ;-)

BTW, the kid gave God(tm) all the credit for his adventure. That sort of thing always makes me suspicious of God, because after all, He must have made that other vehicle swerve into the kid's Jeep.

01-29-2003, 11:28 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	1/29/2003: Accident victim winds up on wire Two weeks on the heels of the dead deer on the top of an electrical pole image, comes this one of a human being. This one's no mystery though; the 18-year-old driver was thrown in the auto accident, grabbed the wires instinctively, and hung up there for 20 minutes until help arrived. And after all of that, he was not at all hurt. I urge him to play the lottery immediately.

08-27-2008, 10:56 AM	#5
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	I think you guys have blown all my pun fuses. And I have a high tolerance for puns. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

01-29-2003, 01:45 PM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I understand that he's normally a well grounded individual so they wouldn't risk him blowing a fuse by isolating him. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-29-2003, 02:44 PM	#12
Thadius Civil Civilian Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Birmingham England Posts: 34	This has the capacity to go down in the media history volts when they realise exactly watt he as achieved. __________________ 'It takes 2 people to tell a lie,' 'One to lie, and one to listen'. Homer Simpson

01-29-2003, 09:48 PM	#15
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You know, I thought about posting this as it happened in a suburb of KC, but (and I'm not kidding), since he ended up on the wire, I thought that might refute my postulation about the deer ending up on the pole, so I didn't post it. This will teach me to withhold information trying to protect my own bullshit theories. ;-) BTW, the kid gave God(tm) all the credit for his adventure. That sort of thing always makes me suspicious of God, because after all, He must have made that other vehicle swerve into the kid's Jeep. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-29-2003, 12:36 PM	#2
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Or join the circus. He's obviously a natural talent for the high wire/trapeze act.

01-29-2003, 01:31 PM	#3
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	It's current news, though not very shocking. I bet he was amped by the time they got him down, assuming he didn't resist much. I guess he was transformed into a new man. Do you feel that a lot of buzz is being generated by this story?

01-29-2003, 01:35 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yes - all the outlets are carrying it. I'm not sure why they didn't put him in a cell.

01-29-2003, 02:04 PM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Well they could have charged him with battery while looking for other contacts. I bet this guy is connected; he must have been wired on something.

01-29-2003, 02:22 PM	#11
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Ohm my God! This discussion has become positively revolting. I'm shocked at all of you!

01-29-2003, 07:37 PM	#14
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I absolutely refuse to join in and be a party to the perversion of the electrical lexicon.

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