Goetze's candy

footfootfoot · 07-12-2012, 10:12 AM

I pooped this candy in my mouth and ate it before I looked at the name of the candy.

Yes, it is aptly named, note also that it is a "bulls-eye" caramel cream.

No imagination needed

footfootfoot · 07-12-2012, 10:14 AM

Here is the candy from the web.

BigV · 07-12-2012, 10:16 AM

delicious creme filled centers....

glatt · 07-12-2012, 10:44 AM

I was a parent chaperone on my boys cub scout camp a couple weeks ago.

It was interesting to see the dynamic between all the boys. Out of our group of 12 boys, there were 4 who were causing all the trouble. We had to be constantly stopping them from doing some stupid stuff that would wind up getting them hurt. Or asking them to stop constantly yelling.

Anyway, I was surprised when one of these 4 kids, who just blabbers all the time, made a reference to Two Girls, One Cup. Dude is 10 years old. He didn't go into any detail at all, so I have no idea if he even knows what Two Girls, One Cup is, but I was shocked. I can't imagine where he heard of that. He has no older siblings. I doubt his dad told him about it, but who knows? I did the appropriate thing, which was to just ignore it. None of the other boys knew what he was referring to, and they were soon talking about pocket knives, BB guns, or some other appropriate thing.

I have never seen Two Girls, One Cup, but I have heard of it, and have an idea what it is all about. No desire to see it.

wolf · 07-12-2012, 01:06 PM

One of the cow orkers mentioned one of those sorts of things ... I immediately responded, "you will not be able to un-see it. Just don't even bother."

It amazes me that there are people who HAVEN'T seen it.

BigV · 07-12-2012, 01:40 PM

*raises hand*

glatt · 07-12-2012, 01:47 PM

Which one?

I saw Goatse years ago. I don't remember if I was tricked into seeing it or if I was curious and had to go check it out. Either way, I knew that when someone told me about Tub Girl and Two Girls, One Cup and compared them to Goatse, that I didn't need to go there. Some things are better left a mystery.

BigV · 07-12-2012, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Which one?

--snip

Both. And I cover my eyes with them. thankyouverymuchthanksanyway.

wolf · 07-12-2012, 01:58 PM

I never developed a taste for caramel creams. I know people that love them. I am fine with the caramel, but the cream, well, that's supposed to be lovingly enrobed in the finest dark chocolate.

Glinda · 07-12-2012, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I pooped this candy in my mouth and ate it before I looked at the name of the candy.

Yes, it is aptly named, note also that it is a "bulls-eye" caramel cream.

No imagination needed

footfootfoot · 07-12-2012, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda

Hmm, Freudian slip?

BigV · 07-12-2012, 02:41 PM

He is flexible.

jimhelm · 07-12-2012, 04:39 PM

I assumed it was an intentional pun

ZenGum · 07-20-2012, 08:39 AM

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Merkins: for "Jelly" read "Jell-o".

07-12-2012, 10:12 AM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Goetze's candy I pooped this candy in my mouth and ate it before I looked at the name of the candy. Yes, it is aptly named, note also that it is a "bulls-eye" caramel cream. No imagination needed Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-12-2012, 10:14 AM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Here is the candy from the web. Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-12-2012, 10:16 AM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	delicious creme filled centers.... __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-12-2012, 01:06 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	One of the cow orkers mentioned one of those sorts of things ... I immediately responded, "you will not be able to un-see it. Just don't even bother." It amazes me that there are people who HAVEN'T seen it. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-12-2012, 01:40 PM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	raises hand __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-12-2012, 10:44 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I was a parent chaperone on my boys cub scout camp a couple weeks ago. It was interesting to see the dynamic between all the boys. Out of our group of 12 boys, there were 4 who were causing all the trouble. We had to be constantly stopping them from doing some stupid stuff that would wind up getting them hurt. Or asking them to stop constantly yelling. Anyway, I was surprised when one of these 4 kids, who just blabbers all the time, made a reference to Two Girls, One Cup. Dude is 10 years old. He didn't go into any detail at all, so I have no idea if he even knows what Two Girls, One Cup is, but I was shocked. I can't imagine where he heard of that. He has no older siblings. I doubt his dad told him about it, but who knows? I did the appropriate thing, which was to just ignore it. None of the other boys knew what he was referring to, and they were soon talking about pocket knives, BB guns, or some other appropriate thing. I have never seen Two Girls, One Cup, but I have heard of it, and have an idea what it is all about. No desire to see it.

07-12-2012, 01:47 PM	#7
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Which one? I saw Goatse years ago. I don't remember if I was tricked into seeing it or if I was curious and had to go check it out. Either way, I knew that when someone told me about Tub Girl and Two Girls, One Cup and compared them to Goatse, that I didn't need to go there. Some things are better left a mystery.

07-12-2012, 01:58 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I never developed a taste for caramel creams. I know people that love them. I am fine with the caramel, but the cream, well, that's supposed to be lovingly enrobed in the finest dark chocolate. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-12-2012, 02:41 PM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	He is flexible. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-12-2012, 04:39 PM	#13
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I assumed it was an intentional pun __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

07-20-2012, 08:39 AM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Vaguely related: Merkins: for "Jelly" read "Jell-o". __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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