Tiger In The Bathroom

Gravdigr · 04-22-2013, 02:53 PM

This would just be a so-so story...

...but for the last three sentences.

from YahooNews

Quote:

SALINA, Kan. (AP) — A central Kansas woman likely won't remember her first circus for the clowns or performances — it'll be the tiger in the bathroom.

The big cat had escaped briefly after its turn in the ring Saturday at the Isis Shrine Circus in Salina. Staff members blocked off the concourses at the Bicentennial Center as the tiger wandered into the bathroom, where one of the doors was blockaded.

About that time, Salina resident Jenna Krehbiel decided she needed to use the restroom. When she walked in the door that hadn't been blocked off, she found a tiger standing about 2 feet away, The Salina Journal reported (http://bit.ly/11eq218 ).

"You don't expect to go in a bathroom door, have it shut behind you and see a tiger walking toward you," Krehbiel said.

Chris Bird, manager at the Bicentennial Center, said the bathroom was only 25 feet long.

"Once she saw the tiger, I'm sure she knew to go the other way," Bird said. "Overall, it was a scary, surreal moment. I am glad no one was hurt or injured."

The tiger was captured within minutes and returned to its enclosure.

Krehbiel, a social worker, said she didn't scream or run because she is trained to stay calm.

"Looking back, it was a scary ordeal," she said. "At the time, I was thinking I just needed to get out."

Krehbiel said her 3-year-old daughter had a different reaction.

"My daughter wanted to know if it had washed its hands," Krehbiel said. "That was her only concern. I think that shows the thoughts of children and that they wouldn't have known there was danger."

xoxoxoBruce · 04-22-2013, 03:03 PM

Wash it's hands... er, paws? Sure, they lick them. Ewwww.

Those shriners are always up to something, but this has to be near the top of the list.

Undertoad · 04-22-2013, 03:07 PM

Griff · 04-22-2013, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

You Beat me to it.

Sundae · 04-22-2013, 03:19 PM

If'n I'm going to have a terrifying experience in my life, I'd rather it was meeting a tiger in the WC than being savaged by Joan Rivers.

Crimson Ghost · 04-22-2013, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

If'n I'm going to have a terrifying experience in my life, I'd rather it was meeting a tiger in the WC than being savaged by Joan Rivers.

How true...

Griff · 04-23-2013, 05:43 AM

Did they find a bathroom?

ZenGum · 04-23-2013, 06:42 AM

Officer, I plead temporary incontinence.

footfootfoot · 04-23-2013, 08:22 AM

I've heard that Jenna Krehbiel is a lady in the living room, a whore in the bedroom, and a tiger in the bathroom.

That's what I've heard.

glatt · 04-23-2013, 08:36 AM

Jenna, doing a Google vanity search and coming across the Cellar:

BigV · 04-23-2013, 10:32 AM

So, it was the lady AND the tiger!

infinite monkey · 04-23-2013, 11:12 AM

I love that book: The Life of Pii

Crimson Ghost · 04-23-2013, 11:27 AM

.

Gravdigr · 04-24-2013, 04:20 PM

Is that a screen grab from "Daria"?

Diarrhea cha cha cha
Diarrhea cha cha cha
Diarrhea cha cha cha

Crimson Ghost · 04-25-2013, 10:06 PM

Yup.

04-22-2013, 03:03 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Wash it's hands... er, paws? Sure, they lick them. Ewwww. Those shriners are always up to something, but this has to be near the top of the list. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-22-2013, 03:19 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If'n I'm going to have a terrifying experience in my life, I'd rather it was meeting a tiger in the WC than being savaged by Joan Rivers. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-23-2013, 05:43 AM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Did they find a bathroom? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-23-2013, 06:42 AM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Officer, I plead temporary incontinence. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-23-2013, 08:22 AM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I've heard that Jenna Krehbiel is a lady in the living room, a whore in the bedroom, and a tiger in the bathroom. That's what I've heard. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-22-2013, 03:07 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

04-23-2013, 08:36 AM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Jenna, doing a Google vanity search and coming across the Cellar:

04-23-2013, 10:32 AM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	So, it was the lady AND the tiger! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-23-2013, 11:12 AM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I love that book: The Life of Pii

04-23-2013, 11:27 AM	#13
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	. Attached Images __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

04-24-2013, 04:20 PM	#14
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04-25-2013, 10:06 PM	#15
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Yup. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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