Food, State by State

xoxoxoBruce · 10-19-2013, 10:27 AM

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28. Scrapple (Pennsylvania)

But the cheesesteak mer m'mer Phiwwy cheesesteak mer! Shut it. The famous grease-and-garbage sandwich belongs to the city of Philadelphia, which A) is the worst place on Earth, and B) doesn't come close to representing the entire state of Pennsylvania.

In a given day, 500 times as many Pennsylvanians are scraping possums off the motorway to add volume to their scrapple as are standing in line with the tourists in the Junior Varsity Metropolis to have a bucket of Cheez Whiz dumped onto a fistful of thinly sliced sewer rat.

Your state food is this salty, greasy, gray, abjectly horrifying pig-rectum-mash, and, fuck you, it is delicious.

(Also, a 9-year-old in her parents' kitchen could make a tastier cheesesteak in 10 minutes than any to be found in Philadelphia. Thhhppbbpbpbppbbp.)

The rest

orthodoc · 10-19-2013, 10:35 AM

Hilarious and horrible.

Big Sarge · 10-19-2013, 11:56 AM

32. Mud Pie (Mississippi)

This is essentially a pile of brownie dough floating in a gallon of chocolate syrup. It is delicious. Let's take this moment to remember that Mississippi leads the nation in adult diabetes.

See how I earned the nickname "Big Sarge"

Clodfobble · 10-19-2013, 12:22 PM

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25. Bull testicles (Montana)

Oddly, bull testicles come in so low on the list not because of ew, cow nads!!1! (seriously, the weirdest thing about eating bull testicles is the bizarre interspecies gay panic—"I don't put no balls in this-a-here mouth!"—they arouse in the food-scared weenie population), but because, eh, they're just not all that exciting. What else you got, Montana? Come back with, like, eyeball pie or something. Cow-snot poppers. Braised asshole. Something really challenging. Welcome to Jeb's Montana Steakhouse! Try the heifer surprise: She gives birth right into your open mouth!

infinite monkey · 10-19-2013, 02:49 PM

I was scrolling through the list and wondered what Ohio's would be. Then I thought "cincy style chili." and when I read the description I laughed and laughed. I can eat a Skyline hot dog with shredded cheese but the rest is on par with White Castle as far as crap food that's inexplicably popular!

Gravdigr · 10-19-2013, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

..."cincy style chili." and when I read the description I laughed and laughed...

That was funny. All those descriptions were.
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It sounds similar to my own version of Son-Of-A-Bitch Stew...Take a large pot, and put everything in the kitchen in that son-of-a-bitch.

Gravdigr · 10-19-2013, 04:59 PM

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Welcome to Jeb's Montana Steakhouse! Try the heifer surprise: She gives birth right into your open mouth!

Oh, shit! Wild, riotous, howls of maniacal laughter!!!

Pete Zicato · 10-20-2013, 12:06 AM

Illinois - number one in regional food and political corruption. So proud. Sniff.

jake6567 · 10-21-2013, 05:08 AM

red or green-New Mexico

10-19-2013, 10:35 AM	#2
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Hilarious and horrible. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

10-19-2013, 11:56 AM	#3
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	32. Mud Pie (Mississippi) This is essentially a pile of brownie dough floating in a gallon of chocolate syrup. It is delicious. Let's take this moment to remember that Mississippi leads the nation in adult diabetes. See how I earned the nickname "Big Sarge" __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

10-20-2013, 12:06 AM	#8
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Illinois - number one in regional food and political corruption. So proud. Sniff. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

10-19-2013, 02:49 PM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I was scrolling through the list and wondered what Ohio's would be. Then I thought "cincy style chili." and when I read the description I laughed and laughed. I can eat a Skyline hot dog with shredded cheese but the rest is on par with White Castle as far as crap food that's inexplicably popular!

10-21-2013, 05:08 AM	#9
jake6567 Complex Simpleton Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Truth or Consequences, NM Posts: 18	red or green-New Mexico

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