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12-09-2013, 03:44 PM | #1 |
The Un-Tuckian
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The Laziest Thing Ever Done
Behold, ladies and gentlemen of The Cellar:
The Laziest Thing Ever Done. EVAH.
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12-10-2013, 05:10 AM | #2 |
polaroid of perfection
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Buying pre-chopped frozen onions now just seems like a reasonable convenience.
I tip my hat.
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12-10-2013, 06:37 AM | #3 |
still says videotape
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Not exactly leading by example...
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12-10-2013, 08:41 AM | #4 |
I hear them call the tide
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Why is doing mental work instead of physical work lazy? (Almost) any dipshit can move their body.
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12-10-2013, 09:51 AM | #5 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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Lazy connotes getting others to do something instead of doing it yourself.
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12-10-2013, 02:52 PM | #6 |
To shreds, you say?
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Two Corsicans were sleeping in a tree and the Corsican on the lower branch called up to his friend in the branches above and said "Hey, buddy, do me a favor and look down here and tell me if my fly is open."
The guy in the upper branches says "No. Look yourself. I'm sleeping." "Come on, man. Help me out, just look down and check if my fly is open." "I told you I'm too tired. Find out for yourself if your zipper is open. "Aww man, just look." "NO." "Ahh fuck it, then. I'll wait until tomorrow to piss." (No nuns fainted in the telling of this joke)
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