Vampire Underwear

monster · 02-13-2016, 09:00 PM

Hector rejected the curtain from Hebe's old room (blue with tiny silver stars.) The boys are away, I'm washing all their bedding, the curtains were in a crumpled heap on the floor and probably haven't ever been washed since I made them so I threw them in ...and added the undies as it was a hot wash. Now all the boys' socks and underpants sparkle in the light

xoxoxoBruce · 02-13-2016, 10:56 PM

Just wait till the tell their analyst about this in 30 years.

Clodfobble · 02-14-2016, 08:45 AM

Ha! Minifobette always asks me why I have a rule against glittery clothing. All our relatives know; if you give the girl clothing with glitter on it for Christmas, I will absolutely 100% return it no matter how much she loves it.

I can actually picture Thor kind of appreciating his new underwear's sheen. Kid marches to the beat of his own drummer.

monster · 02-14-2016, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Ha! Minifobette always asks me why I have a rule against glittery clothing. All our relatives know; if you give the girl clothing with glitter on it for Christmas, I will absolutely 100% return it no matter how much she loves it.

You know she's gonna dress like a ho with glitter everywhere when she gets to buy her own clothes, right?

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I can actually picture Thor kind of appreciating his new underwear's sheen. Kid marches to the beat of his own drummer.

True. Hector's going to kill me, though

Clodfobble · 02-15-2016, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

You know she's gonna dress like a ho with glitter everywhere when she gets to buy her own clothes, right?

As long as she's doing her own laundry in her own washing machine, she can go right ahead. I'll even give her quarters for the laundromat.

Gravdigr · 02-14-2016, 05:15 PM

We refer to one of the busboys at the bar as 'Sparkly'. It has nothing to do with his attire.

sexobon · 02-14-2016, 11:42 PM

Bad timing. If this had happened last weekend, you could have just told them that guys wore sparkly underwear in the '90s.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-14-2016, 11:46 PM

Serves him right for leaving the curtains crumpled on the floor, monster is just an innocent tool of karma.

Sundae · 02-16-2016, 05:22 AM

This is a much nicer post than I expected.
I had a horrible vision of blood-sucking underwear. I certainly wasn't thinking of Monster's children (offspring) but instead what it would mean to have blood drained from potentially engorged regions (AGAIN - NOT thinking of younglings!) and sucked and sucked and the whole medical community baffled.

The mysterious wasting disease. The painful tests and treaments. The sadness of the slowly weakening owner of said underwear, who still managed to keep their lucky pants clean...

I scare myself sometimes.

02-13-2016, 09:00 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Vampire Underwear Hector rejected the curtain from Hebe's old room (blue with tiny silver stars.) The boys are away, I'm washing all their bedding, the curtains were in a crumpled heap on the floor and probably haven't ever been washed since I made them so I threw them in ...and added the undies as it was a hot wash. Now all the boys' socks and underpants sparkle in the light __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-13-2016, 10:56 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Just wait till the tell their analyst about this in 30 years. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-14-2016, 08:45 AM	#3
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Ha! Minifobette always asks me why I have a rule against glittery clothing. All our relatives know; if you give the girl clothing with glitter on it for Christmas, I will absolutely 100% return it no matter how much she loves it. I can actually picture Thor kind of appreciating his new underwear's sheen. Kid marches to the beat of his own drummer. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

02-14-2016, 05:15 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	We refer to one of the busboys at the bar as 'Sparkly'. It has nothing to do with his attire. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-14-2016, 11:46 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Serves him right for leaving the curtains crumpled on the floor, monster is just an innocent tool of karma. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-14-2016, 11:42 PM	#7
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Bad timing. If this had happened last weekend, you could have just told them that guys wore sparkly underwear in the '90s.

02-16-2016, 05:22 AM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	This is a much nicer post than I expected. I had a horrible vision of blood-sucking underwear. I certainly wasn't thinking of Monster's children (offspring) but instead what it would mean to have blood drained from potentially engorged regions (AGAIN - NOT thinking of younglings!) and sucked and sucked and the whole medical community baffled. The mysterious wasting disease. The painful tests and treaments. The sadness of the slowly weakening owner of said underwear, who still managed to keep their lucky pants clean... I scare myself sometimes. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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