I Love To Read The Classifieds

captainhook455 · 07-23-2017, 02:29 AM

Hmmm, let's see here dentist office, no.

Too old to join the Navy, no.

Need a job? Oh hell nooooo.

sexobon · 07-23-2017, 07:15 AM

You may not need a job; but, if you just want one to mingle ...

12 Of the Best, Dreamiest, and Most Unusual Post-Retirement Jobs

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Pet Sitter or Dog Walker

If you’ve been known to disappear from a party to spend quality time with the host’s four-legged friends, dog walking and pet sitting could be the perfect part time job for you. Not only do you get to dole out belly rubs to doggos and play with kittens, but it’s a great way to have fun while exercising. Dog boarding basically means borrowing dogs, right? Sites like Craig’s List, TaskRabbit, or DogVacay can help you find dog-walking clients or people who need pet sitters in your community.

fargon · 07-23-2017, 09:41 AM

We got the Sunday paper today to look for a new place to live. The classifieds had nothing.

captainhook455 · 07-23-2017, 09:42 AM

If I had a big travel trailer I could park sit at one of the NC state parks. The state sets you up near the bathhouse for access to electricity and sewer. Then just keep the bathhouse and camping area clean.

A free spot for the year. No pay of course, but a nice place to live. The parks have no electrical or water hookups for travel trailers. The last time I was there we slept with screen windows open. The no seeums ate us alive. That night was the last time we stayed at a NC park.

Gravdigr · 07-23-2017, 12:36 PM

Popdigr met a guy (he was 70-ish) that was living at the various campgrounds at Land Between The Lakes Nat'l Recreation Area. They have a two week limit on campground stays, so the guy just pulled his camper to one of the other campgrounds every two weeks. Just the dude and his dog and their camper.

The guy would say (to the dog), "Jody, go over there and get me that stick." The dog would start coming back w/a stick and the guy would say "No, bring me that other stick." And Jody would drop the stick and get another one. After a time or two of getting 'the wrong stick', Jody would look back at dude before picking up a stick, like "Is this one ok?"

captainhook455 · 07-25-2017, 06:47 AM

I used to camp with my motorcycle. If I wanted a fire I didn't go to the camp store for a bundle of green wood. I would empty my saddlebags and leave the lids at camp. Ride just outside the park gates and there was plenty of wood laying on the ground. Stuff the bags, bungee wood to the rack and passenger seat. Have a length of rope to pull some large long pieces back to camp. I would have enough for a few days and some leftovers for the next tenant.

07-23-2017, 02:29 AM	#1
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I Love To Read The Classifieds Hmmm, let's see here dentist office, no. Too old to join the Navy, no. Need a job? Oh hell nooooo.

07-23-2017, 09:41 AM	#3
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	We got the Sunday paper today to look for a new place to live. The classifieds had nothing. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

07-23-2017, 12:36 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Popdigr met a guy (he was 70-ish) that was living at the various campgrounds at Land Between The Lakes Nat'l Recreation Area. They have a two week limit on campground stays, so the guy just pulled his camper to one of the other campgrounds every two weeks. Just the dude and his dog and their camper. The guy would say (to the dog), "Jody, go over there and get me that stick." The dog would start coming back w/a stick and the guy would say "No, bring me that other stick." And Jody would drop the stick and get another one. After a time or two of getting 'the wrong stick', Jody would look back at dude before picking up a stick, like "Is this one ok?" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-23-2017, 09:42 AM	#4
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	If I had a big travel trailer I could park sit at one of the NC state parks. The state sets you up near the bathhouse for access to electricity and sewer. Then just keep the bathhouse and camping area clean. A free spot for the year. No pay of course, but a nice place to live. The parks have no electrical or water hookups for travel trailers. The last time I was there we slept with screen windows open. The no seeums ate us alive. That night was the last time we stayed at a NC park.

07-25-2017, 06:47 AM	#6
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I used to camp with my motorcycle. If I wanted a fire I didn't go to the camp store for a bundle of green wood. I would empty my saddlebags and leave the lids at camp. Ride just outside the park gates and there was plenty of wood laying on the ground. Stuff the bags, bungee wood to the rack and passenger seat. Have a length of rope to pull some large long pieces back to camp. I would have enough for a few days and some leftovers for the next tenant.

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