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08-22-2019, 09:50 PM | #1 |
I hear them call the tide
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Stupid Questions
you know... the ones you come across that are so ....that you can't even formulate a reply. context optional.
"can cats eat raspberries?"
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
08-22-2019, 11:43 PM | #2 |
The future is unwritten
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Unless they are declawed they can eat any damn thing they want, they're probably going to puke it on your bed anyway.
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08-23-2019, 03:55 PM | #3 |
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"There are no stupid questions"
*raises hand* "Yes, the goddamned annoying idiot in the awful sweater, did you need me to explain how to wipe your own ass?"
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08-23-2019, 06:57 PM | #4 |
An Awesome Dude
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STUPID QUESTION: Why does 1+1=2??
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08-24-2019, 01:46 PM | #5 |
The Un-Tuckian
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Do ya suppose there are squrls that are afraid of heights?
Squrls nest high in trees. Do ya suppose that squrls get seasick during a windstorm? Ya think hummingbirds get knocked senseless by large raindrops?
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08-24-2019, 05:15 PM | #6 |
An Awesome Dude
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Why does the phone ring?
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08-24-2019, 05:29 PM | #7 |
Junior Master Dwellar
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What is an occasional table the rest of the time?
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08-24-2019, 07:06 PM | #8 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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Notable.
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08-24-2019, 07:59 PM | #9 |
I hear them call the tide
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
10-03-2019, 04:36 PM | #10 |
The Un-Tuckian
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08-24-2019, 07:42 PM | #11 |
Radical Centrist
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How many is 7?
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08-24-2019, 07:53 PM | #12 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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10-04-2019, 06:39 PM | #13 |
An Awesome Dude
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Why do we fart??
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10-04-2019, 08:56 PM | #14 |
Radical Centrist
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fermentation in our gut
Howard Stern had a guy on once who could fart at will, by taking air in through his butthole and blowing it back out. I just report things, I have no opinion pro or con on this matter |
10-04-2019, 09:10 PM | #15 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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I wish I could do that.
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