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http://www.newser.com/story/283322/m...s-suicide.html
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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If they can establish that the priest committed a procedural error which may have prejudiced their dead son in the eyes of God, they can ask the judge to issue a court order prohibiting God from taking the suicide into consideration so the deceased can still get into heaven on a technicality.
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It was a Catholic funeral so what the hell did Ma expect?
The dogma is clear: suicides don't go to heaven.
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I was informed by a Catholic the Church has 'softened' its stance on suicide, takin' into account psycho-disorders and whatnot. So: mebbe the teen ain't burnin' in eternal hellfire after all.
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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Maybe Saint Peter just gives them a hot foot at the Pearly Gates and lets it go at that.
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probably have to go cool their jets in purgatory for a century or two
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